DEFINITION: n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Customerswervice: /cus-tum-ur-swurv-iss/ Customerswervice was so bad that I couldn’t even make eye contact with the cashier let alone pay for my purchases. Etymology: customer service + swerve Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Customerswervice:
Mustang, 2008-05-13: 20:24:00
They also swerve who only fail to wait on us. Good one.
Crassistant: /krass issss tant/ The crassistant finally gave her the attention she had been trying to attract for the previous twenty minutes. In less than one minute he managed to detatch the barbecue tongs from what was left of his manhood, gift wrap it and hand it to her with such a dazzling smile that she didn’t carry out plan b after all. she left the store, dropping the garlic crush on the floor as she walked out. Etymology: assistant, crass Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Crassistant:
didsbury, 2008-05-13: 13:53:00
Great word gww!
Jabberwocky, 2008-05-13: 15:37:00
She didn’t give him much choice as she had him in a eunique position. Just lucky she didn’t threaten him with a castrato iron fry pan
Tigger, 2008-05-13: 17:45:00
…or the dreaded brissket pan. Excellent word â€” great sentence too. Girl’s got attitude!
Nosila, 2008-05-13: 23:28:00
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta grab their attention…
Custymied: /Cus-time-eed/ Jackie couldn’t believe how poor service was in the UK compared to the states. She was sick of being custymied by surly shop assistants. Bring on the flight back to LA! Etymology: Customer – buyer, client;
stymied – obstructed, blocked Created by: Rutilus.
Comments on Custymied:
Mustang, 2008-05-13: 20:26:00
OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-15: 06:36:00
Clashier: /cla-sheer/ Most customer dissatisfaction is caused by confrontational clashiers who hate their jobs and looking for a fight. Etymology: clash + cashier Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Clashier:
Jabberwocky, 2008-05-13: 13:10:00
which begs the Clash question “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”
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