Brooding coppoutcino does nothing but complain about bitter coffee

DEFINITION: n. A person who regularly sulks inside cafes and coffeehouses all day, contributing nothing more to their world than a pout. v. To glower angrily at the state of world affairs while remaining inactive and unemployed.

I'm not pouting because the world sucks

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Coppoutcino: /cop-out-cheeno/ Sally believed in the philosophy of coppoutchino and regularly drowned her sorrows in a big cup of freshly brood coffee. Etymology: cop out + pout + cappucino Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Coppoutcino:

TJayzz, 2008-05-16: 11:52:00
Like it, funny!

petaj, 2008-05-17: 05:15:00
rolls off the tongue

Tigger, 2008-05-17: 14:55:00
Nice blend!

Javapathy: /-JA-vap-uh-thee-/ Veronica hated going to the coffee shop next to the building where she worked because it seemed to always be filled with fateful, indifferent, Generation-Y’ers who were filled with javapathy, and acted world-weary and jaded beyond their years. They usually appeared to be alert and perceptive young adults, although that may have just been from all the caffeine. So, why didn’t these people have jobs? Who was supporting these flocks of coffee house beatniks, sitting around scowling at the rest of the world, and sipping expensive café mocha lattes? Etymology: Java – brewed coffee; coffee from the island of Java (Slang, from Java, an island in Indonesia where coffee is grown) + Apathy – lacking enthusiasm for or interest in things in general; indifference (from Greek, apathes “without emotion”) Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Javapathy:

stache, 2008-05-16: 08:41:00
nice one.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-18: 18:27:00
Add in tidapthy – nice word

Isolatte: /AHY-suh-lah-tey/ Roxie was an isolatte, an aloofee, with a flat, black mindset. Etymology: ISOLATTE: blend of isolate
and latte. ALOOFEE: aloof and coffee Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Isolatte:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-16: 10:10:00
fantastic!!

Tigger, 2008-05-17: 15:05:00
She should really stop brewding. Great word!

Lattetude: /lat-ay-tude/ Naomi thought it very fashionable and cool to adopt lattetude. So after her community service in the sanitation department she took to hanging around cafés adopting poses and pouts to convey her disinterest in everything, while spending a fortune on café lattés. Etymology: latté (milky coffee) + lassitude (lack of emotion or interest) + attitude (posture of the body) Created by: petaj.

Comments on Lattetude:

Rutilus, 2008-05-16: 11:12:00
Absolutely splendid

Nosila, 2008-05-16: 08:37:00
Like it a latte!

stache, 2008-05-16: 08:59:00
let me espresso my agreement (ouch)

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-16: 10:11:00
very nice

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=pout

Be Creative,

James

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-16: 00:00:01

Today’s definition was suggested by scissorlips. Thank you scissorlips. ~ James

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