Mallinger: I guess I’ll do a little window shopping…

DEFINITION: v. What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and/or wives to shop. n. A person doing such a thing.

I guess I'll do a little window shopping...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Mallinger: /mawl-ing-gerr/ he was simply expected to mallinger while she disappeared into an endless stream of shops Etymology: mall, linger, malinger Created by: rikboyee.

Comments on Mallinger:

metrohumanx, 2008-08-27: 01:26:00
Good word.I sympathize.

TJayzz, 2008-08-27: 03:44:00
Like it

Jabberwocky, 2008-08-27: 16:08:00
very good

OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-28: 00:43:00
Nice word

Mustang, 2008-08-28: 01:54:00
Excellent!

Masterwait: /mas-ter-weyt
/ To keep her happy, he goes along shopping and masterwaits patiently for her while she tries on every pair of shoes in the store.

Etymology: MASTERWAIT – verb – from MASTER (a person who commands, or is in charge and of course SHE is) + WAIT (to be patient and remain neglected for a time) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Masterwait:

Jabberwocky, 2008-08-27: 16:04:00
that’s why guys wear such bulky overcoats

OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-28: 00:49:00
He thinks it’s the best way to achieve “masterpeace”

Mallbearer: /pawl-BAIR-uhr/ Bob confessed to friends that he would rather go to a funeral than be a mallbearer on one of Roxie’s shopping trips. Etymology: Blend of MALL: (as in shopping mall)mercantile establishment consisting of a carefully landscaped complex of shops representing leading merchandisers; & PALLBEARER: One of those who attend the coffin at a funeral; so called
from the pall being formerly carried by them; PALL: lose interest or become bored with something or somebody; grim, gloomy, foreboding. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Mallbearer:

Jabberwocky, 2008-08-27: 16:04:00
excellent

Nosila, 2008-08-28: 01:38:00
Ah, death by debit, all sales final, slashed prices, coffin up more cash…Debt of a Salesman!

metrohumanx, 2008-08-28: 03:35:00
Bravo! More! More!

Contemplaza: /con-tem-pla-za/ While dutifully lugging bags around the mall like a pack mule, Chris would quietly contemplaza the meaning of life. Etymology: contemplate + plaza Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Contemplaza:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-08-28: 00:55:00
Has he discovered what it is? If so, please let me know. Good word.

metrohumanx, 2008-08-28: 01:29:00
Always look on the BRIGHT side of lfe.

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Be Creative,

James