Odordacious: Yes, I have started working out at lunch. How did you know?

DEFINITION: n., A person who exudes confidence and a strong offensive odor. v., To be blithely yet resolutely unaware of one’s own odors.

Yes, I have started working out at lunch. How did you know?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Odordacious: /oh-der-dey-shuhs/ Her odordacious boss shows up for work every day direct from the gym and doesn’t change his workout clothes all day. This odordaciousness exudes not only a strong business sense, but an employee nonsense.

Etymology: ODORDACIOUS – from ODOR (an agreeable, or disagreeable scent, fragrance, or smell) + AUDACIOUS (extremely bold, or daring; recklessly brave; fearless; uninhibited) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Odordacious:

Nosila, 2008-09-02: 10:44:00
reeks havoc

Poopularity: /poop-yoo-lare-ity/ Norman thought it was a good thing when the boss told him he could join the crew on their rooftop lunch area. It had a great view, fresh air, and all the hot ladies seemed to be up there about noon.
He had no idea it had nothing to do with his personality, but instead, everything to do with his poopularity. Everyone was convinced he not only ran in the park across the street daily, but that he also rolled around on the grass like dogs do when they find a scent they want to wear. Etymology: poop (P.U.)

popularity Created by: lumina.

Comments on Poopularity:

galwaywegian, 2008-09-02: 07:12:00
nice, in a not nice way

metrohumanx, 2008-09-02: 16:41:00
Love your voLUMINous wit!

Sweatbrag: /SWET-brag/ Always after a good, insudated workout, Bob’s sweatbrag left a bad smell throughout the office. Etymology: Conflation of SWEAT: to perspire & BRAG: brisk; full of spirits; flaunt. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Sweatbrag:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-02: 05:59:00
simple but right on

galwaywegian, 2008-09-02: 07:11:00
on the money!

metrohumanx, 2008-09-02: 12:24:00
Sweatbrag gulag onrag ratbag….

Beeoblivious: /bee o b livee us/ Marco Territorio always worked out at lunch time and came back, on time, daily without having had a shower. He was beeoblivious (B.O.-blivious more like) to the pong he left for his co-workers. They had many names for him: The Aroma from Roma;Smell Gibson;Pong de Leon;Rudy Stench;Acridability Gap;Malodour in the Middle; Scratch & Sniff;and Ghengis Garbage Khan. He could reek havoc on afternoon meetings and caused scentsations among the Ranks. Instinked made people avoid him and the Olfactory was elated when he took vacation. So it was whiff pungent irony that he was snuffed out by the Cosa Nose-tra. I smell a rat… Etymology: BO (Body Odor; uncleaned, not sanitary or healthful area;not cleaned nor kept up) & oblivious (totally unaware of what happens and unmindful of others) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Beeoblivious:

metrohumanx, 2008-09-02: 12:21:00
You are a creative phenomenon….but we knew that already, didn’t we?

hooterbug, 2008-09-02: 14:38:00
Love it!

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Be Creative,

James