DEFINITION: v. intr. To leave your pet, child or lover in the care of a friend or relative who teaches them a stupid trick or bad habit. n. A stupid trick or bad habit learned from a caregiver.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Cusstodian: /kÉ™sˈtÅdÄ“É™n/ Sending Billy to spend the Summer with his Grandpa seemed like a great idea at first. It turns out that PaPa is a terrific cusstodian. Sally sent away a cute, sweet 4-year old and retrieved a foul-mouth terror. The first inkling she had was when asked Billy to help collect and load his stuff into the car. “Get it yourself, bitch!”. She was stunned. PaPa’s snickering didn’t make her feel any better. Etymology: cuss (an offensive word or phrase used to express anger or annoyance) custodian (somebody who is in charge or looks after something or someone) Created by: artr.
Comments on Cusstodian:
wayoffcenter, 2008-12-10: 08:34:00
My dad taught my kids how to spit for distance!!! Great word!Guest, 2008-12-10: 12:06:00
Clever!Nosila, 2008-12-10: 21:36:00
Dang it that’s a good word!Mustang, 2008-12-10: 22:46:00
Good one..reminds me of Uncle Phil.
Rolemuddle: /Rohl-MUHD-l/ No, no, don’t give up. I must put the words into my mind’s blender. Beaugross; Impravity; Paracretinize. Damn it, they haven’t mixed too well, have they? I must stick to my system to the letter. Faginize -that’s a new twist. Don’t panic; don’t despair. I gotta keep my negativity in check. Peccachickie, braternize, “wickedpedia”. I give up, it’s all skyscrimble. My mind’s in a muddle, a muddle, a muddle. Muddle – that’s something a bit more like it – that’s it, I think I’ve got it: “rolemuddle”.
Etymology: ROLEMUDDLE: role: part played by a person in life; Muddle: to cause to be confused, mixed up; to muddy
Created by: OZZIEBOB.
Comments on Rolemuddle:
Guest, 2008-12-10: 12:04:00
Great word!emdeejay, 2008-12-10: 19:22:00
Very clever!Jabberwocky, 2008-12-11: 05:53:00
terrific
Cawrupt: /caw rupt/ My biggest pollygripe about picking up my pet parrot,Polly Walnuts, from my brother after my vacation was to find that he tried to cawrupt the Gullible bird. Instead of saying his usual “Polly wanna cracker”, my brother taught him to swear and to answer the phone and impersonate others. He’d say his name was Capt.Jack Sparrow or Peter Finch or Walter Pigeon or Bird Reynolds or Jay Leno or Dan Quail or Denny Crane or Robin Leach or Russell Crow or Feather Locklear or Placido Flamingo. He also taught him rude sentences like, “Come over and I’ll show you a cockatoo” or “You should see the big Parakeets in the next cage” and “You’re a Raven Loonatic”. One thing about birds is that you cannot unteach them to say something once it is wired into their tiny brains on a Condor that they aren’t too Swift and that is something that is very hard to Swallow! Etymology: corrupt (alter from the original;place under suspicion or cast doubt upon; containing errors or alterations)& Caw (a sound made by birds) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Cawrupt:
Mustang, 2008-12-10: 22:48:00
That gave your parrot something to crow about.mweinmann, 2008-12-11: 18:27:00
This is funny….got my vote…
Habetapet: /ha – bet – ah – pet/ Jerry regretted that he had participated in habetapet after leaving his dog, Gina with his friend Craig.
He felt that it was really his fault that she had picked up several new bad behaviors, like jumping on everyone who walked through the door, excessive begging and worse of all, he had taught her how to flirt…..if that was possible. Etymology: A combination of Habit with a twisted spelling (a behavior that is repeated) + abet (to aid or encourage, usually in some wrong doing) + Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) Created by: mweinmann.
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