DEFINITION: n. A person who engages themselves in several different communication channels at the same time, without paying attention to any of them v. tr. To constantly switch your focus between cellphone calls, text messages, emails, and anything else that beeps.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Macaroami: /mac-a-rome-ee/ Being the proud owner of a MacBook, an ipod and an iphone her brain became so confused that she stuck a feather in her cap and became a Macaroami!!
Etymology: mac + roam + macaroni Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Macaroami:
emdeejay, 2008-12-12: 11:34:00
A dandy doodle, Yankee ð
Churf: /churf/ Switcheroo Sam was doing a net surf on his lap top, with his Ipod in his left ear, and his cell phone to his right ear, text messaging on the cell phone he borrowed from his sister, with one eye on his tv, while he used his toe to switch channels on his CB radio, as his police scanner hummed in the background. He was a grand master of the churf! Etymology: CH for Channeling, u for you, and urf for surf = CHURF … meaning CHANNELING YOUrself while YOU SURF among your electronic devices. Does churfing make a person a churf serf (slave to their electronic devices), too? Created by: silveryaspen.
Comments on Churf:
Mustang, 2008-12-13: 01:32:00
Good oneOZZIEBOB, 2008-12-13: 16:17:00
Need a short word: you provided a top one.
Incelligent: /in-cell-i-gent/ It takes a sophisticated and incelligent person today to command and control a Blackberry which is a able to act as a computer, phone, emailer, texter, gamer, GPSer, car starter, baby listening device, hair brush, electric shaver, nail filer and make-up mirror all in one and all at the same time while you’re driving to work and eating breakfast.
Etymology: INCELLIGENT – from CELL + INTELLIGENT Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Incelligent:
silveryaspen, 2008-12-12: 12:17:00
Truly great create for it incorporates the essence of the brain power involved.Mustang, 2008-12-13: 01:33:00
I like it.OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-13: 16:18:00
Very good.
Ediot: /ÃâdÃâÃâĒt/ Rudy is addicted to his electronic toys. If he wasn’t texting someone, he was checking his e-mail, browsing the internet or blogging. He might even be found creating a nonsense word for some silly online game. Despite all these connections Rudy is an ediot. He has no idea what is going on in the real world. Obama elected? He didn’t even know there was an election until several days after the fact. Etymology: e (electronic) + idiot (a stupid person) Created by: artr.
Comments on Ediot:
Nosila, 2008-12-12: 16:15:00
Perfect word, artr!
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