DEFINITION: v. tr. To allow your pet to sleep in your bed even though it may squirrel into your pillows, hog all the sheets, and bulldoze you on to the floor. n. A pet which sleeps in its owner’s bed.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Mangeratrois: /mayn jur a twa/ It was becoming udderly impossible for a cowboy like Chuck (a Taurus) who lived in El Toro to consummate his relationship with the lovely Bovina, from Covena (still a Virgo). The reason for this was that she allowed her pet Hereford, Elsie, to sleep on her bed. It was cute when Elsie was a newborn orphaned baby, but reaching her mature size, the bed was far too small. Chuck thought a full-grown cow belonged on the range or in the freezer! Because of this mangeratrois, he would get charlie horses in his calves each night;hoof in mouth disease;hay fever;wake up Friesian each night because Elsie steered the covers off him and have cowlicks in his hair. Chuck was getting desperate to become the Loin King, the only thing that kept him going was the delicious, recurring dreams he had…mmmm, Porterhouse, Sirloin, Tenderloin, Rib Eyes, Beef Ribs, Filet Mignons, Chateaubriand,T-Bones, Prime Ribs, Ground Round, Rib Roasts, Rouladen, Salisbury, Standing Rib, Swiss Steak, Steak Tartare,Hamburger, Beef Stew…Cud this couple really live happily Heifer after? Etymology: Manger {a container (usually in a barn or stable) from which cattle or horses feed}& Menage a Trois (French for a threesome)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Mangeratrois:
silveryaspen, 2009-01-06: 10:59:00
Is the song of the day “In the MOOed?”
Puntastic!mweinmann, 2009-01-06: 15:01:00
This is absolutely hysterical…..you got my vote.
Petish: /PET ish/ She always talks about and obsesses over whether her cat is okay or not and this petish of hers is causing us problems. Etymology: FETISH: the fact that a person spends too much time doing or thinking about a particular thing
PET: an animal or bird etc. that we keep in our home for pleasure Created by: kateinkorea.
Coverpet: /cover pet/ Little Bo Peep, is sick of counting sheep. They certainly do not put her to sleep! When She hits the hay, baa’d to say, so do they! She doesn’t need a coverlet. She has many a coverpet. For her turning in, is no turn on. Oh how, she wants the lamb woolies on her … gone! She wishes they wouldn’t put a foot on her futon, that means ewe and ewe and ewe … and the dam, ram, too! She’s certainly not sheepless in Seattle! Etymology: When joined in bed by a PET, who tries to be your COVERLET.
You are stuck with a COVERPET. Created by: silveryaspen.
Comments on Coverpet:
Jabberwocky, 2009-01-06: 10:47:00
how trueNosila, 2009-01-06: 23:28:00
Not baaad at all…people are flocking to vote for you!!
Farmabeddon: /farm-ah-bed-on/ Our former noctural bliss soon turned into farmabeddon when we adopted a trio of homeless kittens. Etymology: farm + bed + armageddon Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Farmabeddon:
galwaywegian, 2009-01-06: 07:27:00
love it JW!silveryaspen, 2009-01-06: 10:58:00
Luv it! Purrrfect!TJayzz, 2009-01-06: 13:37:00
Great wordmweinmann, 2009-01-06: 15:00:00
Good word
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