DEFINITION: n. Any highly-processed food or beverage in which the natural ingredients have been removed and replaced with artificial flavors and additives. v. To consume food products laced with synthetic sweeteners, imitation flavors, and other carcinogens.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Grossceries: /gross-cer-ees/ When John goes shopping for food, he fills his cart with grossceries with zero to no nutritional value such as sham spam, potato hydrogenated artery filler, cancerspartan sweetened pop, hot (cow eyes, teeth and skin) dogs, mock chicken (wrack of rat) and Wonder enriched bread (less than 50% wood chips and white drywall dust). Etymology: GROSSCERIES – noun – from GROSS + GROCERIES Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Grossceries:
silveryaspen, 2009-01-29: 08:26:00
So apt!galwaywegian, 2009-01-29: 08:53:00
like it.Nosila, 2009-01-29: 19:46:00
Now I no longer Wonder why they called it Wonder Bread!
Sinmatation: /sin ma tay shun/ John’s kitchen was a chemist’s nightmare. His prepared and processed foods were full of ingredients with very long, complex and foreign sounding components. His fridge and freezer were filled with modified products like near-beer, fake-a-cola, meatcheat, shamham, narydairy, stiltedcheese, designwine, oughterwater, yolkjoke, pearsatz and artifishfingers. John had traded away nutrition and healthy sustenance for convenience and sinmatation. His pantry contained replicas of foods, like synammon, appeteasers, fakemixes, bastardpasta, forgeporridge, macaphoni, wannabeans, dupesoup,inbreads, fauxjoe,
cornterfeits and other appetite simulants. Yes, John, would learn later in life that trading off cooking time and a few calories and possible tooth decay for mysterious, unpronounceable carcinogenic substances was a short-sighted exchange. Etymology: Sin (an act that is regarded by theologians as a transgression of God’s will) & Synthetic (a compound made artificially by chemical reactions;not of natural origin; prepared or made artificially) & Imitation ( copying (or trying to copy) the actions of someone/something else) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Sinmatation:
metrohumanx, 2009-01-29: 01:39:00
You crack me up every time, Nosie.
Those new “lite” pierogies just don’t do it for me, though.Nosila, 2009-01-29: 01:50:00
They go with cabbage droles and cubelsa!silveryaspen, 2009-01-29: 22:20:00
Super sentence. Super Word!
Pseudofoodo: /soÅdÅfoÅdÅ/ Charlie is a vegetarian at heart. The thought of killing some poor defenseless creature saddens him deeply. When he read about a study that claimed that plants emit a sound much like a scream when picked, he was left in a quandary. What could he eat? His solution? Pseudofoodo! The “O” foods! Munchos, Bunchos, Crunchos, Chunkos, Dunkos. The more processed – the farther away from anything living – the better he likes it. If only those bio-degradable packing peanuts had a little cheese or onion flavoring. If only he had the energy to go to the gymo to work off some of his flabo. Etymology: pseudo (not genuine; sham) + food (any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink) + “O” for the O foods. Created by: artr.
Comments on Pseudofoodo:
silveryaspen, 2009-01-29: 08:35:00
Oh! Oh! So good!Jabberwocky, 2009-01-29: 09:42:00
too true
Cornfakes: /korn – fayks/ Willie was up at dawn to log on as his Dwarf Troll avatar in the online world of Demon-Realm. He had no real friends so he immersed himself in an artificial reality as often as he could.
He liked a bowl of Cornfakes in the morning. The flavour burst of acesulfame-K and the crunchy goodness of butylated hydroxytoluene gave him the energy for hours of unbridled slaying. Etymology: 1.cornflakes – a popular cereal made by Kellogs
2.fakes – goods that are not genuine. Created by: GlobalGallery.
Comments on Cornfakes:
galwaywegian, 2009-01-29: 06:46:00
very tasty!Nosila, 2009-01-29: 19:50:00
I saw the Cornfakes beside the Raisin Banned Flakes, Mice Krispies and Loco Puffs at Safeway!
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