DEFINITION: n. A valentine gift which does not cause weight gain. v. To give a non-fattening gift as a symbol of love, which should not be interpreted — under any circumstances — as a comment on the recipient’s weight.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Heartlyanycalories: /hart-lee-any-cal-or-ees/ Heartlyanycalories is the newest sensation to hit the shelves this Valentines day. Each box of these chocolate peanut butter hearts is generously laced with salmonella that will ensure not only that you don’t gain an ounce but guarantees that you’ll lose plenty. Etymology: heart + hardly any calories Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Heartlyanycalories:
TJayzz, 2009-02-09: 07:52:00
Greatsilveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 10:42:00
Sizzling sentence, better than the news has done! Your verbotomy is a confection of perfection!mweinmann, 2009-02-10: 09:36:00
good play on words…liked it.
Supernocalfragilegoisshegonnakillus: /soÅpÉ™r nÅkal frajÉ™l Ä“gÅ iz shÄ“ gônÉ™ kil us/ John knew he was taking a big risk giving Mary ultra-low-calorie chocolates for Valentine’s Day. He wondered if it was a supernocalfragilegoisshegonnakillus move. With beach season looming, she was really focused on her figure but was he supposed to notice? He could be changing his last name to Doe (Doh!) Etymology: derivative of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from the musical Mary Poppins Created by: artr.
Comments on Supernocalfragilegoisshegonnakillus:
silveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 10:38:00
Fun mouthful!TJayzz, 2009-02-09: 13:44:00
Great, but I wouldn’t like to attempt to say it after a few drinks!
Fannymaynot: /fan – nee – may – not/ With Burt’s Valentine’s gift, Gloria’s fanny may not become larger….. He gave her a fannymaynot heart, filled with little gifts instead of candy. Etymology: Fanny + Fanny May + May Not >> Fanny (another word for buttocks) Fanny May (A popular brand of Candy, often given for Valentine’s day) May Not (a prohibition, might not, not allowed to) Created by: mweinmann.
Valenthin: /val en thin/ Not a word by Peter was said, as on her valentine card, Bunny read: “Lettuce see if you carrot all for me, or if you’ll just turnip your nose at my gift for thee.” Bunny opened the boks, and to her choy, liked the long green, better than chocolate or soy. Together they crunched and munched, enjoying a great din-din. “Oh! Peter! You’re some bunny! There’s nothing wrong with your valenthin!” Etymology: VALENTINE, THIN. Valentine – gift given to express love on February Fourteenth of each year. THIN – to be slim, or to keep being slim, that is to have, and keep on having, very little body fat. Created by: silveryaspen.
Comments on Valenthin:
silveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 00:35:00
(Long green with a short future could
also refer to money, double meanings from this funnybunny)GlobalGallery, 2009-02-09: 02:03:00
Very clever. Hehe.Jabberwocky, 2009-02-09: 13:28:00
lovely sentence
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