DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Traumastrology: /trouməəsträlÉ™jÄ“/ Sidney (aka Lumpy) is working on a new field of study, traumastrology. It is the study of how a person is effected by the alignment of the stars that occur just after a blow to the head. He has worked for years to perfect just the right whack to the noggin. Too little and there are no stars, too much and the ability to gather data is lost. His theory is that a Pisces would react differently than a Taurus to the same concussive event. He may never know. He just can’t seem to recruit test subjects. Friends think he has studied a bit too much on his own. Etymology: trauma (physical injury) + astrology (the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world) Created by: artr.
Comments on Traumastrology:
galwaywegian, 2009-02-19: 05:47:00
like itwayoffcenter, 2009-02-19: 06:46:00
The science of the 2X4. Love it!Mustang, 2009-02-19: 20:51:00
Good one.Nosila, 2009-02-20: 01:40:00
Deja vu all over again…where do you get your inspiration???mweinmann, 2009-02-20: 08:00:00
nice…
Starspangledbanger: /star-spangld-BANG-ehr/ When the stars were whirling around his head and he heard the ‘music’ playing after rapping his head very hard on a low overhang Arnold said aloud to no one in particular, “Whoa…that was really a starspangledbanger.” Etymology: Substituted ‘banger’ for ‘banner’ of Star Spangled Banner. Created by: Mustang.
Comments on Starspangledbanger:
Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:53:00
love itsilveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:36:00
outstanding!Nosila, 2009-02-19: 20:57:00
Bang On!
Concustellation: /con-cus-tell-ay-shun/ Sally was a huge astrology buff and was disappointed to realize that the advent of tiny new planets in her peripheral vison was really just a concustellation, an unfortunate result of running into a tree head first. Etymology: concussion + constellation Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Concustellation:
galwaywegian, 2009-02-19: 05:47:00
heh!silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:28:00
the 2nd syllable (cuss) is what might happen after a concustellation!mweinmann, 2009-02-20: 08:02:00
very clever..
Conkfetti: /conk fet ee/ Mother Hubbard woke up to hear the kids in the kitchen. She went running and smacked her head on the open cupboard door. Instead of seeing what was going on, all she could see was conkfetti.
Etymology: CONK, CONFETTI Conk – a blow to the head. Confetti – small pieces of colored paper, often in the shapes of stars, birds, flowers, et cetera, that are thrown over people’s heads, usually at celebrations. Created by: silveryaspen.
Comments on Conkfetti:
silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 01:02:00
Song of the day: Twinkle Twinkle Little StarJabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:52:00
terrific wordNosila, 2009-02-19: 20:59:00
I must Conkfess I love it!metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:38:00
Good one, SA! I must say!
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