DEFINITION: n. An unleashed pet (or boyfriend) which is running amuck, chasing cars, eating garbage, and jumping on innocent bystanders. v. To unleash your pet and let him or her run wild.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Feralunatrog: /FEAR-uh-LOON-uh-trog/ Sookie and Sandy sure liked to party-
The food wasn’t good but the toasts they were hearty!-
The music grew louder, the word passed around-
Someone invited the bums from downtown…
Soon it grew nasty-the punch it got drained–
Some fool brought a pit bull-The punches they rained-
On innocent drunkards who passed out quite early-
The riot squad turned out that night to be surly.
So next time you party with Sookie and Sandy-
Come with a tazer and keep the mace handy.
Come with a buddy, a spouse or a dog, but…
Please don’t bring a FERALUNATROG
Etymology: FERAL+lUNAtic+TROGlodyte=FERALUNATROG…..FERAL: of, relating to, or suggestive of a wild beast, having escaped from domestication and become wild; Medieval Latin feralis, from Latin fera wild animal, from feminine of ferus wild 1604…..LUNATIC: affected with lunacy, wildly foolish; Middle English lunatik, from Anglo-French or Late Latin; Anglo-French lunatic, from Late Latin lunaticus, from Latin luna; from the erroneous belief that lunacy fluctuated with the phases of the moon…..TROGLODYTE: a member of any of various peoples (as in antiquity) who lived or were reputed to live chiefly in caves; Latin troglodytae, plural, from Greek trÅglodytai, from trÅglÄ“ hole, cave (akin to Greek trÅgein to gnaw, Armenian aracem I lead to pasture, graze) + dyein to enter. Created by: metrohumanx.
Comments on Feralunatrog:
silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 02:35:00
Roaring with laughter at your silly rhyme, and your dilly of a verbotomy! Funtastic!abrakadeborah, 2009-03-19: 02:58:00
Please don’t bring a FERALUNATROGabrakadeborah, 2009-03-19: 02:59:00
dang it cut off all I said…good one! 🙂metrohumanx, 2009-03-19: 03:02:00
Thanks, all. I was pushing the envelope with that one….?!metrohumanx, 2009-03-19: 03:13:00
YEARS of Academy training…..WASTED!kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:35:00
Insanely good.abrakadeborah, 2009-03-22: 22:46:00
You got my vote! Excellent word! 🙂
Scalawagger: /Skal – ah – wag – gur/ Ol Buffy was a scalawagger… His tail was fast, he was no lagger. Up and down the street he ran after cars and after vans. He took the food right off one’s plate and with every female dog did mate. But now he is all dead and gone so this is the end of my doggie song. Etymology: scalawag, wag, wagger… A scalawag one who is playfully mischievous and one that is also a wagger has a tail to wag as does a dog Created by: rombus.
Comments on Scalawagger:
silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:32:00
Awwwwwwww! Even though he was an outlaw … a desperdogo, it’s such a cute and clever rhyme … and scalawagger is absolutely adorable! Your sentence and word are truly Superb!kateinkorea, 2009-03-19: 20:29:00
Really good!Nosila, 2009-03-20: 23:05:00
I’m so sad he’s dog-gone! Good Word, rombus.
Boyfrienzy: /boifrenzē/ It was always the same. They would go to a party. The girls would gather in the kitchen and exchange gossip. The boys would gather near the TV and at the slightest provocation start acting like fools. The girls would act disgusted but were secretly envious to join the boyfrienzy. Etymology: boyfriend (a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship) + frenzy (a state or period of uncontrolled excitement or wild behavior) Created by: artr.
Comments on Boyfrienzy:
wayoffcenter, 2009-03-19: 06:58:00
I’ve seen a few girlfrienzies too!
Terrorier: /tehr err eeeeeeeeee errr/ When Jo’s terrorier was let loose
He peed in the chilled orange juice
He dismembered the turkey
and to finish his work, he
Attempted gran’s ankles to goose! Etymology: terrier, terror Created by: galwaywegian.
Comments on Terrorier:
silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 13:37:00
Grrrrrr-oss sentence, Grrrrr-eat word!
Even if it hard to say it three times fast!galwaywegian, 2009-03-19: 15:20:00
its a limerick, did you spot it?silveryaspen, 2009-03-19: 16:56:00
Yes, it is a one of the fun rhymes of today. Has such clever attention getting gimmick, it deserves a special name, so lets call it a gimmerick!Mustang, 2009-03-19: 19:27:00
Funny….and his name was no doubt Fido.
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