DEFINITION: v. To feel stressed and anxious and when your mobile phone runs out of battery power, drops its network connection, or in the worst case, gets misplaced and lost. n. A panic attack caused by an interruption in your mobile phone service.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Blackedoutberry: /blakd owt berree/ SONYa Ericsson went into Blackedoutberry mode, when her communicator failed to connect with the Mother ship. In her Qwest for an I-mate, she had gotten out of the Rover, and in one Cingular move had stepped on something Sharp, fell on her Acer, got a Gigabyte on her Vertu and did a Handspring back onto her Mitsubishi spacecraft, just before she ran out of O2. Over the Verizon, she spied a Cricket on a Palm and Samsung the praises of a Nokia No Kiss, NoTel policy before she Motorola’d back to Earth. When she landed safely in the Pacific, all the Siemens gave her a Boost Mobile, so she is now no longer a Virgin Mobile. Wit-DaeWoo! Wit-Daewoo! Etymology: Blackberry ( a wireless handheld device which supports push email, web browsing, internet faxing, instant messaging, text messaging and other communication services.) & Blacked Out (a momentary loss of consciousness
;the failure of electric power for a general region;darkness resulting from the extinction of lights (as in a city invisible to enemy aircraft);a suspension of radio or tv
broadcasting ;partial or total loss of memory) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Blackedoutberry:
Mustang, 2009-05-22: 01:15:00
Wonder if you couldn’t make a great pie from blackedout berries.Jabberwocky, 2009-05-22: 13:08:00
excellentsplendiction, 2009-05-22: 21:56:00
clever!
Flipanic: /flipanik/ Marcia is known to flipanic whenever she loses the signal for her cell. Her friends know the signs. First there is the look of dread on her face, followed by the quivering lip and finally the wailing and gnashing of teeth. Before she starts pulling out her hair they just need to nudge or move her to a spot where she can get bars. Etymology: flip phone (The flip phone or clamshell is an electronics form factor which is in two or more sections that fold via a hinge) + panic (sudden uncontrollable fear or anxiety) Created by: artr.
Hysterimissedcall: /hiss-ter-i-mist-call/ Sally became hysterimissedcall when her cell phone broke down just as she was about to accept a once in a lifetime job offer. Etymology: hysteria + missed call + hysterical Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Hysterimissedcall:
Nosila, 2009-05-22: 12:00:00
Good one…nightmare scenario. Don’t you think they should call it histeria when it’s a guy and hersteria when it happens to a girl???libertybelle, 2009-05-22: 14:24:00
clever!
Cellphobia: /sell-FO-bya/ Celine would suffer bouts of debilitating cellphobia whenever her cell phone service suffered even a momentary outage and as often as not she’d shriek or make other kinds of noises that gave those around her great concern. Etymology: Blend of ‘cell’ (short name for cell phone) and ‘phobia’ (irrational fear)
Created by: Mustang.
Comments on Cellphobia:
Nosila, 2009-05-22: 11:54:00
She needs to get weaned off cells gradually with some cell-you-light! Good Word.
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