DEFINITION: v. To be offered regular encouragement, unwavering support and subtle but unrelenting criticism based on the worry that you may not be realizing your “full potential”. n. The helpful but sometimes annoying advice given by a mother to a child.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Guidanchide: /guy-dan-chide/ Ken’s mother became a Guidanchide master due to years of practice and study. This ancient childrearing technique of buildup-teardown has long been considered to benefit children and has been practiced by many mothers since the dawn of time. Recent scholars, however, have noted that the Guidanchide method has mostly benefited those pharmaceutical companies who manufacture antidepressants and divorce attorneys. Etymology: guidance: help, advice or counseling + chide: to scold mildly so as to correct or improve Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Guidanchide:
Nosila, 2009-06-23: 16:24:00
Good one!Mustang, 2009-06-23: 21:34:00
She sounds like my guidanchide counsellor.
Overprodtective: /oh-vur-prod-tek-tiv/ Sam’s mother was so overprodtective that he had a permanent dent in his back. Etymology: overprotective + prod Created by: Jabberwocky.
Comments on Overprodtective:
Nosila, 2009-06-23: 16:28:00
Good one!
Irritribeating: /EAR-it-TRY-beating/ Artie’s old mom was a nasty cuntrol freak.
Inside he raged, outside he was too meek…
He wanted to do something manly like logging,
But ended up chained to a desk merely blogging.
Driven to madness by matronly bleating,
Artie succumbed to Mom’s IRRITRIBEATING.
Etymology: IRRItate+diaTRIBE+beATING= IRRITRIBEATING…..IRRITATE: transitive verb
1 : to provoke impatience, anger, or displeasure in; Latin irritatus, past participle of irritare…..DIATRIBE: a prolonged discourse, a bitter and abusive speech or coercive harangue; Latin diatriba, from Greek diatribÄ“ pastime, discourse, from diatribein to spend (time), wear away, from dia- + tribein to rub…..BEATING: to hit repeatedly so as to inflict pain, to lodge securely by repeated striking; Middle English beten, from Old English bÄ“atan; akin to Old High German bÅzan to beat…..
Created by: metrohumanx.
Comments on Irritribeating:
metrohumanx, 2009-06-23: 00:44:00
Dig deep.
Store rice.
Verbotomize daily.
Never seek hegemony!Nosila, 2009-06-23: 16:26:00
Irritribeally good.
Mumtor: /mum-tor/ Jim’s mother took it upon herself to mumtor him in all aspects of his life.
Etymology: mum + mentor
Created by: Stevenson0.
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