DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Notinsite: /not in syte/ His name was a trick of cruel fate…Seymour Sox. He always found one sock notinsite and in frustration he opened a website called: notinsite.com and used it as a platform to talk with other search-challenged individuals. After a while he made a ton of money on his notinsite site and could afford to buy new socks everyday and never have to worry about them getting divorced in his dryer ever again. Seymour Sox could now see more socks than he ever had in his life before! Etymology: Not In Sight (invisible, unseen,inability to see) & Site (a computer connected to the Internet that maintains a series of web pages on the World Wide Web) Created by: Nosila.
Googleptic: /goo-gel-ep-tic/ James was standing naked in his bedroom. He couldn’t find his socks. He grabbed his iphone which was strapped to his hip — that’s right he slept with it and nothing else. He texted his socks. They didn’t reply. He twittered them. No response. He phoned. No answer. So he googled his name plus socks and found a post on his blog which said “Look in sock drawer”. And thank goodness he did, otherwise he would have had a googleptic fit. Etymology: google + epilepsy Created by: jrogan.
Comments on Googleptic:
mweinmann, 2009-08-11: 07:44:00
good word…Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:20:00
googlepic word
Lostcated: /loss – kate – ed/ Brenda often lostcated simple things; like the glasses that were perched right on her head or her car keys that always disappeared inside her purse. Etymology: lost, located Created by: mweinmann.
Comments on Lostcated:
jrogan, 2009-08-11: 08:55:00
I get it, she couldn’t see her glasses cause they were on her nose. That never happens to me…Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:21:00
Been there, done that, just cannot remember when…
Googaholic: /goÅgÉ™hôlik/ The meeting began with Mark and others standing up and stating, **My name is Mark (or their own name) and I am a googaholic**. He knew he had to do this because he had become ingoogable of finding anything, even his googfriend*s house without his search engine and she lived just across the street. Etymology: alcoholic – incapable – girlfriend Created by: artr.
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