DEFINITION: v. To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong. n. A person whose sweat is stronger than their muscles.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Sweatshocks: /sweat-shocks/ Marvin had sweatshocks when he tried to return to the gym after several years and discovered that not only were his days as a chick magnet and male model over, but he smelled like old sneakers. Etymology: wordplay on sweatsocks Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Sweatshocks:
Nosila, 2009-08-13: 11:47:00
How sweat it is…
Reekphysique: /reek fiz eek/ Rico went to the gym to seek, a more sleek physique. But it was bleak…he caused ladies to shriek and chaos did he wreak. His glands caused their eyes to leak and another gym seek. Poor Rico was not meek and his efforts gave him a reekphysique. He wanted to be chic and look like a Golden God Greek, so he went to the Plastic Surgery Boutique. They gave him a tweak and he is longer a freak. All the girls want a peek at his new physique. The motto he now can speak is No Sweat! Etymology: Reek (a distinctive odor that is offensively unpleasant; to smell badly and offensively) & Physique (alternative names for the body of a human being;constitution of the human body) Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Reekphysique:
mrskellyscl, 2009-08-13: 10:05:00
Sounds like a great name for a grunge/punk bandmrskellyscl, 2009-08-13: 11:26:00
Sounds like a great name for a grunge/punk band
Gymicide: /jimÉ™sÄ«d/ As Joyce approached the club she wondered why there was such a mass exodus. She soon found out that Ralph had returned after a year\’s absence. He had convinced himself that he no longer needed the prescription deodorant his doctor given him and that the best way to get his pauncheesy body back into shape was to enroll in the zazzercise class. In doing so he almost committed gymicide. Etymology: gym (a gymnasium) + homicide (murder) Created by: artr.
Exerspire: /ex – ur – spire/ Lonnie went to the gym to exerspire. The only obvious change in his flabby physique was the odorous sweat that poured off his body. Etymology: exercise, perspire Created by: mweinmann.
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