DEFINITION: n. The feeling you get when fate plays a stupid little trick on you, just to remind you that life isn’t fair. v. To suddenly remember that you’ve been screwed by the powers that be.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Karmagettin: /kärmÉ™getin/ Harry seems to be surprised every time fate slaps him in the face. He refuses to change his behaviors so he keeps karmagettin the same results. Somehow this only makes him more determined to continue on the same course. Such is the life of a bulldog. Etymology: karma (destiny or fate, following as effect from cause) + gettin (come to have or hold something; receive) a plat on Armageddon – the last battle between good and evil before the Day of Judgment Created by: artr.
Comments on Karmagettin:
Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:32:00
Karmandgettit!
Fateality: /fayt-al-i-ty/ Sitting at his desk, Joe contemplated his fateality when he realized that he wasn’t still dreaming and he really didn’t have his pants on. Etymology: reality: quality and state of things being true + fate: supposed force or princible that predetermines events + fatality: a decree made by fate or the quality of being doomed by disaster Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Fateality:
Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:36:00
There’s sale down the street he should go to where pants are half off!
Fatealistic: /fait – ah – list – tik/ Gloria discovered that just by changing one letter in the word fatalistic, she had a new word for the feeling she was having… Every little thing seemed to go wrong for her and because of these little events which kept adding up, she began to feel fatealistic. Etymology: fate, fatalistic Created by: mweinmann.
Comments on Fatealistic:
Nosila, 2009-09-25: 17:33:00
Fateall attraction!
Karmadyoferrors: /kar ma dee ov er rors/ Georgina’s day just went from bad to worse. It was a karmadyoferrors. She didn’t make it to the toaster before it flung her bread on the sweep-needed floor. Her heel broke while racing for the bus. Everyone on the public transit stared aghast at her, as she had only applied eye make-up to one eye, not the other and had forgotten her make-up case at home. When she got to her office, her computer had crashed and the milk she put in her coffee curdled. She went to the ladies’ room to sort out herself and freshen up. Of course, Fate has a way of telling you who your real friends are at work. She walked into the meeting with the new Japanese gentlemen clients and was not advised that her second and third buttons on her shirt had popped open or that the back of her skirt had been inadvertantly caught in the top of her pantyhose. She smiled apologetically, but that spinach salad she had at lunch had lodged itself between each of her front teeth and blacked out two of them.
Yup, she looked real purty… Etymology: Karma (the effects of a person’s actions that determine his destiny in his next incarnation) & Comedy of Errors (A humorous occurrence). Created by: Nosila.
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