Liewinski: I do not need or use deodorant.

DEFINITION: n A lie told by a politician which is not really a lie, because in their heart of hearts, they are pretending it is true. v. To believe you are telling the truth even though you know it’s really not.

I do not need or use deodorant.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Liewinski: /lye win skeee/ he couldn’t explain why the liewinskies always left a funny taste in his mouth. Etymology: lie lewinski Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Liewinski:

mrskellyscl, 2009-10-08: 05:37:00
good one!

Nosila, 2009-10-08: 09:25:00
Cute!

splendiction, 2009-10-08: 22:35:00
agree with all of the above

mweinmann, 2009-10-09: 07:44:00
very clever…

Defibelation: /Dee-FIB-uh-lay-shun/ 1. (n.) “I voted with the best interest of my constituents in mind”, he said with defibelation.

2. (v.) Johnny J. Politician defibilated when stating his position on health care reform. Etymology: De (to remove) – fib (an untruth) – elation (with joy or happiness). Also incorporates part of “defibrillation”, which is the act of restoring the heart to its normal rhythm. Created by: bedens.

Fauxquacious: /fo KWAY shus/ Polly Tishan was impressively fauxquacious as she described her plan to help all the “needy and deserving citizens” of Texas by providing tax breaks to the poor and increasing taxes for the “greedy oil companies,” whose campaign donations she would henceforth refuse. Etymology: faux + loquacious Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Fauxquacious:

Nosila, 2009-10-08: 23:05:00
Fauxdacious word

Fibabuster: /fib a bus tur/ The Right Honorable Member of Parliament for False Creek, Mr. Ben Dover made long, eloquent and passionate speeches. If not strictly full of truths, they were truths as he saw them. By the time he finished his long tirades, he talked around in circles and undid everything he originally stated. He was a master of the fibabuster and would continue to use them until he needed a defibulator. His activity was predictable when you understood that the word “Parliament” came from two French words…”parler (to talk) and mentir (to lie)”! Etymology: Fib (tell a relatively insignificant lie) & Filibuster (a tactic for delaying or obstructing legislation by making long speeches;a legislator who gives long speeches in an effort to delay or obstruct legislation that he (or she) opposes;to obstruct deliberately by delaying; of legislation)

Created by: Nosila.

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