DEFINITION: v., To prepare for holiday events where you must chat with irritating co-workers or nagging relatives, by consuming just enough alcohol to make you feel “relaxed”. n., A person who arrives at a party pre-inebriated.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Alchohollyjolly: /al-co-hol-ly-jol-ly/ Kris was having an Alcohollyjolly Christmas and arrived at the office party lit like a Christmas Tree. Usually quiet and reserved, he was nervous about talking to people he didn’t know, so he allowed himself some liquid courage beforehand. Showing up late and dressed in a Santa Suit, he hit the egg-nog right away. His coworkers laughed and dismissed the behaviour, but they drew the line when he began to offer the women there a chance to check out his “package” and go to his “sleigh” to see Rudolph. The next day he realized that it’s probably not a good idea to get too jolly at a law firm’s Holiday party when he exchanged his Santa Suit for a Sexual Harassment Suit. Etymology: “A Holly Jolly Christmas,”(1962) — a popular Christmas song sung by Burl Ives and composed by Johnny Marks, a Jewish composer who also penned “Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer,” “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree,” “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.” + alcohol: intoxicant Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Alchohollyjolly:
Nosila, 2009-12-23: 08:15:00
Good one
Maitaiedoneon: /my tyed won on/ When it came time to meeting his in-laws, Ryan Water, had maitaiedoneon. Though Jean Ann Tonik and Scott Chen Soda were lovely people as in-laws, their reputation preceeded them. Ryan feared ale-ienation and decided to rum-inate on his own about their future. His lovely bride, Sangria, had been previously engaged to Count Dubonnet and had shot her chances at a quiet life. Luckily, his folks, Tom Collins and the lovely Iris Coffee had raised their little nipper to have manners. When the spirit overtook him, he did not argue with any relatives. He never beer-trayed their trust. Etymology: Mai Tai (A cocktail made with rum, curaçao, and fruit juices) & Tied One On (got drunk;To become intoxicated; go on a drinking spree)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Maitaiedoneon:
artr, 2009-12-23: 06:58:00
I feel a little intoxicated just reading your sentence.artr, 2009-12-23: 07:00:00
I feel a little intoxicated just reading your sentence.Nosila, 2009-12-23: 08:13:00
Cheers!
Hollydrunk: /hollee – drunk/ Nathan showed up for the Christmas party hollydrunk. His santa suit was rumpled, his eyebrows were wild and he kept talking about leaving Rudolph at the mall. Etymology: hoiday, holly, drunk Created by: mweinmann.
Prebriate: /pre-bree-ate / I prebriate for all staff functions when I know the toxic managers are going to show up. Three, or four rye and ginger ales are sufficient for my prebriation to function with these morons.
Etymology: pre + prior + inebriate
Created by: Stevenson0.
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