DEFINITION: n. The horrible pain that comes from pulling a bandage off of hairy skin. v. To inflict pain or injure when removing a bandage.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Skinjure: /skin-jure/ Sara wasn’t trying to skinjure Fred when she pulled the bandaid off his arm; however, he still cried like a girl when she touched him. Even though he was 35 years old, he still feared owies so she wisely kept a smiley face sticker in her purse for just such an occasion and rewarded him for being so brave. Etymology: skin: outer layer of the body + injure: to cause pain or physical harm Created by: mrskellyscl.
Comments on Skinjure:
artr, 2009-12-30: 06:40:00
Why do we always laugh when grown men act like little girls?
Bandagony: /bandagənē/ Billy*s mom told him that the doctor is his friend. Billy doesn*t think a friend would put him in bandagony by yanking off his Band-aid. A yelp and a kick in the shin set the record straight. Etymology: bandage (a strip of material used to bind a wound or to protect an injured part of the body) + agony (extreme physical or mental suffering) Created by: artr.
Hairrowing: /hair-row-ing/ The ripping off of that bandage was a most hairrowing experience.
Etymology: hair + harrow + ing
Created by: Stevenson0.
Comments on Hairrowing:
Nosila, 2009-12-31: 00:18:00
Hairiffic word!
Feelastoplast: /fee lasto plast/ His wife Mary had bravely and quietly undergone 24 hours of painful labor before having a C-section to deliver their 12 pound son. She never cried or let the pain overcome her or distress those around her. The breathing from the Lamaze classes had certainly helped. Her husband Harry, on the other hand, carried on something fierce when the nurse had helped him remove the feelastoplast from his arm, where blood samples had been extracted. His screams were chilling and continued on long after the bandage was gone. This, as Mary’s Mother had quickly pointed out, was why the men did not get pregnant and carry on the Human Race. Etymology: Feel (Sense through touch;examine (a body part) by palpation) & Elastoplast (an elastic adhesive bandage for covering cuts or wounds)
Created by: Nosila.
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