DEFINITION: v., To not feel guilty about all the weight you’re putting on, because you need all the extra calories you can get, to survive the harsh winter climate. n., A type of fat gained by mammals in preparation for winter hibernation.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Polardbeerbelly: /pole lard beer bel lee/ By October, Greata had gained a lot of weight. Her husband Hamsell, the pork butcher, was concerned about her becoming several sizes larger and in particular about her obtaining a large polardbeerbelly. When he asked her why she ate and drank boundless calories, she admitted she was storing fat up to keep her warm for the arctic winter ahead. She was planning to hibernate a lot. Oh no, he thought…she may just crawl into a den and wake up in spring with twins! Etymology: Polar (extremely cold) & Lard (a type of soft white semisolid fat obtained by rendering the fatty tissue of the hog) & Beer Belly (fat tummy from consuming too much beer or other high calorie foods; a big gut). Also a play on Polar Bear. Created by: Nosila.
Bloatcoat: /blÅtkÅt/ While others are wearing heavy parkas and what they call puffy jackets Tim is wearing a thin windbreaker. This is because he is wearing a bloatcoat. Starting at Thanksgiving he has been on a Paula Dean-inspired diet of butterfried schrimp, buttermilk cake with butter icing and buttermilkshakes. His only regret is that he has not been able to find a ready source of muktuk. Etymology: bloat (become swollen with fluid or gas) + coat (an outer garment worn outdoors, having sleeves and typically extending below the hips) Created by: artr.
Antifries: /an tee frize/ The New York detective did not put on his jacket to chase the suspect through the snow, confident his antifries would keep him warm Etymology: ‘antifreeze’ blended with ‘fries,’ the tasty side dish. Created by: CDH167.
Comments on Antifries:
Nosila, 2010-03-16: 17:45:00
Love it!
Pococurpulente: /po-co-cor-pu-len-te/ Above her desk, Kimberly kept a calendar with photos from various missions to the moon. She liked to be reminded of the moon phases and the period of time when science fiction permeated popular culture. But her calendar failed to document a waxing and waning moon much closer to Kimberly’s heart: the one she bought elastic-waist pants for. Around the same time as the leaves’ changing, Kimberly’s eating habits changed from “pollo poco” to “pococurpulente.” It should be no surprise that she always kept cheese in her desk. Etymology: pococurante (little concern) + corpulent (having a large body) Created by: thegoatisbad.
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