DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Fancybeast: /ˈfæn si fest/ Good taste is easy to recognize, and it’s hard to miss Zinnia running her weekend errands with Mr. Tuxedo. Not a black and white cat, Mr. Tuxedo is a pampered pooch with a taste for haute couture. Zinnia recalls: “Well, his name is a bit of a misnomer. He stopped wearing tuxedos after his third birthday and Balenciaga had that amazing collection inspired by bug exoskeletons.” Kimberly complained to Loretta “she’s turned one of God’s most beautiful domesticated animals into a FancyBeast.” Etymology: Fancy (fantastic quality or taste) + Beast (animal) Play on cat food brand “Fancy Feast” Created by: thegoatisbad.
Petownia: /pet own ya/ Petula’s new poodle puppy was called Petunia. She was a purebred pooch and a pretentious poseur. Petula attended her every need and was worse than a Stage Mother when managing Petunia’s daily life. However, Petula was suffering from a new malaise called petownia…where your every living moment is devoted to the feeding, comfort and care of an animal pet. When Petula’s friend, Peter saw her pushing Petunia’s perambulator, he paused and posed the probing question, “Why are you pushing her in a stroller?” When Petula’s implausible retort came, Peter had one main thought. “Who would an alien assume was the leader on our planet? The pooch, or the person picking up her poo?” Unless he was from anywhere but Pluto…he could only assume it was the pets who were in charge! Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement) & Own (have ownership or possession of) & Ya (you) & Wordplay on Petunia (flower with numerous fluted petals; smells sweet and very hardy) Created by: Nosila.
Hisscipline: /his-si-plin/ To establish control, Jinx administered hisscipline to the entire household. He would hiss if he didn’t like the brand of catfood, yowl if he wanted held, scratch the furniture to go out, hack up a hairball on the new carpet if he needed his litter changed and slap the dog around just to show who was boss. It all worked out nicely because everyone, even the dog, gave him the respect he knew he deserved. Etymology: hiss: sound of a cat, snake or goose to express anger, alarm or disapproval + discipline: training expected to produce a specific behavior; punishment to correct or train Created by: mrskellyscl.
Mollypoodle: /mälÄ“poÅdl/ It doesn*t matter what breed of dog she owns Prissie will mollypoodle each and every one of them. Her friends think it is just wrong that she dresses up her pitbull Maggie in a tutu. Etymology: mollycoddle (treat someone very indulgently or protectively) + poodle (a dog of a breed with a curly coat that is usually clipped) a play on mollycoddle Created by: artr.
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