DEFINITION: v. To prepare or process food in a manner that renders it unpalatable, indigestible and completely inedible. n., Food which has been prepared in such a way that it is unfit for human, or even non-human, consumption.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Grunch: /grah-nch/ Mindy made a disgusting grunch of guinea pig stew. Etymology: Gross: as in disgusting. Lunch: as in a meal. Created by: paintergrl1313.
Bloatcuisine: /blote kwee zeen/ When Sam & Ella invited friends over for a gourmet meal, the guests never returned or reciprocated. The hosts use of unusual ingredients and bizarre preparation methods of their bloatcuisine made the food unpalatable. At their last epicurious banquet, Sam & Ella served newtritious newts; e-coliflour, with a green cheese sauce; bacon,lettuce & ptomaine-to paininis and scream of botulism soup. For dessert, an elaborate chocolate moose and I scream served on offal waffles was the crowning touch. Sam & Ella learned their craft while working as Chefs for the Addams Family. You can download the recipes from the Readers’ Indigest. Etymology: Play on Haute-Cuisine (Fr: High Cuisine…making elaborate, posh food dishes to high standards) & Bloat (swelling of the abdomen or intestinal tract of domestic animals caused by excessive gastrointeritis, over-indulgence)
Created by: Nosila.
Terramisu: /terÉ™mÄ“soÅ/ People love to invite Ruth to their parties. She is witty and funny. They did however learn their lesson about inviting her to a pot luck dinner. She brought what she referred to as tiramisu. Her fellow party goers called it terramisu. Being the creative person she is, Ruth did some substituting when she found herself short a few ingredients, hotdog buns for the lady fingers, tea for the coffee, and cottage cheese for the mascarpone. The final touch of chocolate chips subbing for powdered chocolate made it look like her dessert was infested with bugs. Everybody told Ruth how **interesting** her treat looked but nobody was brave enough to try a single bite. Etymology: terror or terrible (your choice) + tiramisu (an Italian dessert consisting of layers of sponge cake soaked in coffee and brandy or liqueur with powdered chocolate and mascarpone cheese) Created by: artr.
Comments on Terramisu:
Nosila, 2010-04-08: 15:31:00
terrafic term
Nauseats: /naw-zheets/ Alta’s cooking was so disgusting that it was named nauseats by the poor wretches who came to dinner unaware of her atrocious cooking skills. Etymology: nausea:the sensation that preceeds vomiting; feeling of disgust or revision + eats: food Created by: mrskellyscl.
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