Helperskelper: He’s kind of possessive about his litter…

DEFINITION: v., To clean up another person’s mess, only to have all their garbage dumped right on top of you. n., A person who tries to help other people solve their problems but always ends up in deep doo-doo.

He's kind of possessive about his litter...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Helperskelper: /Hell-pers-Kell-per/ HelperSkellper, and we all fall down! Etymology: Botch job of 1. Helper 2. Skupper and generally inspired by Helter Skelter…which is a catchy combination in a pop song a bit like..la la la Created by: scrabbelicious.

Comments on Helperskelper:

Nosila, 2010-04-27: 11:01:00
cute

splendiction, 2010-04-27: 19:54:00
Wow this sounds familiar to me!

splendiction, 2010-04-27: 19:59:00
Know why it sounds familiar: check out the fifth word I made (helperskelpering)!

Poomerang: /poōmÉ™rang/ Wendell loves to help others. The problem is that most of his efforts turn into poomerangs. Etymology: poo (excrement) + boomerang (of a plan or action – return to the originator, often with negative consequences) Created by: artr.

Comments on Poomerang:

Nosila, 2010-04-27: 23:18:00
pooriffic word

Dupelomatic: /dup-lo-ma-tic/ “See if I try to help you EVER AGAIN!” Kimberly said, angry over a dupelomatic mishap. Kimberly insists that she “was only trying to help Zinnia organize her button collection” but that doesn’t explain why Kimberly found herself ankle deep in bird droppings. Etymology: Dupe (easily fooled) + Diplomatic (friendly, cordial) Created by: thegoatisbad.

Counselitter: /kown sel it ter/ Leo’s job as a Catholic School Counsellor was hard enough. When he came home, he also tried to help Kitty and her cat, Catamoron. Sadly everything Leo touched turned catastrophic fur him. Feline dejected, he realized he was really a counselitter. His latest catastrophe made him catatonic and he decided to quit catechism, drive off in his Catellac and catapault himself on the road, away from his troubles. He travelled to the Catskills, Catalonia, Catelina and the Catacombs. What did he learn on his travels? We’ll never know, because he got cataracts, a catheter and catarrh…cat got his tongue. Etymology: Counsel/Counsellor (some who gives advice about problems) & Litter (rubbish carelessly dropped or left about (especially in public places);1.A box used to provide a soiling area for (usually) pet cats, generally filled with sand, clay chips, etc.) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Counselitter:

splendiction, 2010-04-27: 19:51:00
A catartic read! Good word.

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