DEFINITION: v. To fret and worry after the accidental shredding and/or deletion of an important document, file or friend. n. 1: The state of anxiety caused by an accidental shredding. 2: An item which has been accidentally deleted.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Trashpanic: /-træʃˈpanɪk-/ “Gerard, why the hasty face? – Go away! I’m in a serious trashpanic.”
“Definitely. I definitely would have gone to that concert, but I trashpanicked the tickets while I was not paying attention – hard cheese took over me.” Etymology: trash: a container into which things are discarded; panic: overpowering fright Created by: freiflug.
Annihipression: /-an-i-hi-pre-shen-/ As the first fat flies began to buzz around the bloody body and brain chunks, Dorothy dimly wondered if dismembering Scarecrow with a chainsaw was really a good idea. “Well, he shouldn’t have finished his sentences with prepositions,†she thought to herself and felt a bit better. By the time her little car crossed into Kansas, the ANNIHIPRESSION she felt almost completely lifted and she was looking forward to seeing Mom and Dad again. Etymology: ANNIHILATION – (fr. Old Fr.) complete destruction, to reduce to nothing; DEPRESSION – a psychoneurotic or psychotic disorder marked especially by sadness, inactivity, difficulty in thinking and concentration, a significant increase or decrease in appetite and time spent sleeping, feelings of dejection and hopelessness, and sometimes suicidal tendencie Created by: XMbIPb.
Shredderdreader: /shredərdredər/ Several years ago Millie was shredding her usual batch of junk mail when she spotted Ed McMahon’s smiling face in the teeth of the paper chomper. Too late! Convinced that she had lost the chance of a lifetime to be a millionaire, she has become a shredderdreader, refusing to throw away any mail. The accumulation now occupies every nook of her small apartment. She eats only cold meals because lighting the stove would surely start a fire. The microwave was crushed by a pile of paper several months ago. Things are suddenly looking up for Millie. She has the opportunity to make some serious coin being featured in the new reality show, Hoarders. Thanks, Ed. Etymology: shredder (a machine or other device for shredding something, esp. documents) + dreader(someone who anticipates with great apprehension or fear) Created by: artr.
Docuotomy: /doc-u-ot-o-me/ When Donna mistakenly shredded Keith’s term paper, she committed an accidental docuotomy. Etymology: Docu- n(1950): report paper. otomy v[L,fr.Gk to remove] Created by: jaehawk.
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