DEFINITION: v. To pretend that you adore someone’s pet even though it is annoyingly stupid, bizarrely threatening, or just plain stinky. n. A alarming pet or companion, which nevertheless requires fawning.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Adderation: /ad der ay shun/ Monty Python was a mere civil serpent who had always admired his co-worker, Ana Conda from afar. One night he met her at the CobraCabana Club and they danced the Mamba and he ended up driving her back to his den in his Viper, which was an old rattler. Taking her boa and mocassins, he invited her to
relax and have a Stinger. He then disappeared into the bedroom and brought out a huge krait and asked her to marry him. She tried to show her adderation, but felt constricted and ran out the door, shouting, “Fangs, but no fangs, you legless lizard and herpestologist!”. He ran after her yelling, “Even though you have a nice asp, I want my Diamondback!” Etymology: Adder (small terrestrial viper common) & Adoration (the act of admiring strongly;to feel profound love and admiration)
Created by: Nosila.
Comments on Adderation:
XMbIPb, 2010-05-18: 12:56:00
Nice. (Suggested antonym: “aspaversion”)
🙂
Pseudozoophilia: /-su-do-zo-o-fi-li-a-/ Once a girl hears the ticking of that special biological clock, she’ll fake anything. I knew a girl once who pretended to know how to cook, laughed at my jokes, and even laughed at my friends’ jokes. What tipped me over to propose was her PSEUDOZOOPHILIA toward my pet tarantula Mike. Now that we are back from our honeymoon, Mike is dead, I am always hungry and can’t help but wonder what else is she faking. Etymology: PSEUDO (fr. Grk.) – false, fake; ZOO (fr. Grk.) – animal; PHILOS (fr.Grk) – dear, love. Created by: XMbIPb.
Beastbuddy: /beast BUD ee/ “Um, isn*t a scorpion kind of a dangerous pet?” she asked, as she scooted toward the other end of the couch. “Shhh – you’ll hurt Spike*s feelings! He doesn*t even know he’s supposed to be scary. He’s my beastbuddy and would never hurt anyone,” he responded. “Just make sure to shake out your shoes before you leave – you know, so you don*t hurt him. He gets a tiny bit cranky when people step on him.” Etymology: best buddy + beast Created by: karenanne.
Comments on Beastbuddy:
Nosila, 2010-05-18: 20:02:00
Is Spike a Scorpio..good word
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