DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Shampassardon: /sham-pasahr-dn/ Though well out of school, Jim just couldn’t break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend’s family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn’t chosen to end the meal with, “Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse – I mean marry – yes, marry me!” Etymology: from sham + pass (as in “to pass gas”) + pardon, this is a variation of “passardon” which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public Created by: catgrin.
Burpologuy: /bÉ™rpälÉ™gÄ«/ Allen is not much of a white-collar guy. His world is not that of the prim and proper. No fine wine for him – cheap beer. He is just a burpologuy, belching with the force of a slap in the face followed by a duplicitous â€sorryâ€. Etymology: burp (noisily release air from the stomach through the mouth; belch) + apology (a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure) + guy (a man) Created by: artr.
Regretulence: /re gret yu lens/ Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He’d make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times! Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal) Created by: Nosila.
Gurging: // Etymology: Created by: katie123.
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