Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: n. A specially coded language, which newly dating couples use to describe their relationship when they don’t want other people to realize that they have “the hots” for each other.v. To talk about sex in a code words.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nudgenudge: /ˈnÉ™jˈnÉ™j/ You have to know they weren’t really talking about stapling documents in such detail; they were nudgenudging with double entendres. Really, if they nudgenudge anymore, I might just have to tell them we all know they’re dating because every conversation they have is filled with nudgenudges. Etymology: From the infamous Monty Python “Nudge Nudge” sketch about making everything be sexual innuendo and is often referred to as “wink wink, nudge nudge.” Created by: Buzzardbilly.

Comments on Nudgenudge:

Nosila, 2009-09-08: 01:21:00
Say no more, know what you mean, a wink’s as good as a nod to a blind horse, nuff said, wink, wink, nod, nod!

Amorthesaurus: /am – or – thus – sor – us/ When Jenny and Clyde were around, I had to consult the amorthesaurus in order to understand their language. Their conversation was rife with hidden amorous meaning. Etymology: amorous (Inclined to love; having a propensity to love, or to sexual enjoyment), thesaurus (A publication, usually in the form of a book, that provides synonyms (and sometimes antonyms) for the words of a given language) Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Amorthesaurus:

Nosila, 2009-09-08: 16:41:00
Love amorthesaurus…sounds like a love-lorn dinosaur!

Sincryption: /sin krip shun/ Agnes & Leroy worked together. Agnes & Leroy fell in love. But falling in love at work is not always a good idea. Especially since Agnes already had a husband and Leroy already had a wife. So they developed a secret code to convey their feelings. It was a sincryption to cover those times in the broom closet and supply room where they met and expressed their amour. They overlooked the fact that the word sincryption contained another word..CRYPT…and that is where they spent eternity together once the spouses found out…and spouses always do! Etymology: Sin (an act that is regarded by theologians as a transgression of God’s will;violent and excited activity)& Encryption (the activity of converting from plain text into code)

Created by: Nosila.

Fornicryptic: /for-ni-crip-tic/ Fred and Ethel’s fornicryptic explanation of their impromptu mailroom meeting fooled no one, especially after we saw the huge love bite on Ethel’s neck. She blushed and said that a package fell off the shelf and darn near killed her. Good thing Fred was there to give her mouth to mouth recusitation. Etymology: fornicate: unmarried sex + cryptic: having a hidden meaning; put into a secret language or code Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Fornicryptic:

Nosila, 2009-09-08: 16:42:00
It was an unforntunate accident…

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DEFINITION: n. A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair. v. To lose track of time while showering.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Spraydream: /spray-dream/ Melanie was caught up in a lovely spraydream when she suddenly realized that she was going to be late for work and she hadn’t finished her shower yet. Etymology: wordplay on daydream Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Spraydream:

artr, 2009-09-07: 10:34:00
Very nice. I love it when the base word fits the definition too.

Nosila, 2009-09-07: 23:38:00
Spray, just a little bit longer…

Sprayvana: /sprāvänÉ™/ After a long, rough day at work, Mary entered the world of sprayvana she calls her shower. When she enters this state she can’t remember all the stupid things her boss told her, her children’s names, does she even have children?, or the fact that the new puppy just chewed up her favorite shoes. Then she comes screaming back to reality when she realizes she has been showering too long as the hot water runs out. She quickly rinses the shampoo out of her hair and turns off the water with her pruney fingers as she one of her whelplings bellows, MOM! Etymology: spray [sprinkle or cover (someone or something) with a shower of tiny drops of liquid] + nirvana [a state of perfect happiness; an ideal or idyllic place] Created by: artr.

Tardishampoo: /tar diss sham poo/ Rosie lost all track of time and space when she entered the shower and commenced her tardishampoo. She was running late today and accidentally grabbed the Drano instead, as her eyes were closed to keep out the stinging. When she realized she had grabbed the wrong product, she went to call a doctor for advice, but Dr.Who??? Etymology: TARDIS (Dr.Who’s phonebox/spaceship which is an acronym for “TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE”…it’s actually a huge space inside). & Shampoo (to wash, lather and rinse hair & product which cleans hair). Created by: Nosila.

Showeringslower: /show-er-ing-slow-er/ Aquamaureena got swept away into a dream state by the soothing tranquil warm waters using her lavender aromatherapy bodywash. When she finally opened her eyes, she realized she was showeringslower and had to be at work in ten minutes! Etymology: Showering; the act of taking a shower. Added > Slower;to slow down. Created by: abrakadeborah.

Comments on Showeringslower:

Nosila, 2009-09-07: 23:36:00
Welcome Back, abrakadeborah…we have missed you!

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DEFINITION: v. To never give up, to never let go of your dream, especially when others try to take it away from you. n. A person who just won’t quit, even after repeated failures.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Alphadoggedness: /alfa dog ed ness/ Germaine Sheppard was possessed with alphadoggedness. She never gave up and always stayed true to her determination to succeed. This was most evident when she wrestled the juicy pork chop from the steeltrap jaw of her terrier, Buster. “You will give that back or I will give you a different type of chop…at the vet’s!”, she told him. His only response as he conceded surrender was “Bitch!” Etymology: Alpha (first in importance) & Alpha Dog (the dominant dog in a pack) & Doggedness (persistent determination) Created by: Nosila.

Persistimistic: /pur – sis – tim – is – tik/ Leticia was not only an optimistic person but when she wanted something, she became a persistimistic woman. Her motto was “never, never, never give up” Etymology: persist, optimistic Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Persistimistic:

Nosila, 2009-09-04: 14:34:00
Persnatural!

Gritfire: /grit-fire/ Margaret was a real gritfire. When she set her mind on a goal she’d hang on with every fiber of her being, and sometimes with her teeth. Etymology: wordplay on spitfire: a person who shows strong emotion — grit: fierce determination; clamp the teeth together + fire: spirit; drive; determination Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Gritfire:

artr, 2009-09-04: 12:27:00
Nice. You got my vote.

Nosila, 2009-09-04: 14:33:00
Grit word!

Thunkhead: /θəngkhed/ Many people*s favorite viral videos are those that feature thunkheads, those bullheaded thrill seekers who, despite failure after failure, attempt stunts that land them on YouTube if not the hospital. Most end with the subject writhing in pain and a fellow thunkhead asking **Dude, are you KO?** Etymology: thunk (onomatopoeia for a strike to the head) + lunkhead (a slow-witted person) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: n. An individual, or an organization, which profits by selling fear of imminent global destruction and/or eternal damnation. v. To profit from the prophecy of doom.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Apocalyprofiteer: /a pok a lip prof fit eer/ Arma Getton was an opportunist who found personal gain through spreading dire warnings and market trends in global warming, meteor crashes and other disaster potential. He made so much money from all his tax-free organizations and obedient followers, that he was able to afford 6 private jets, many gas-guzzling vehicles and often was seen wearing fur coats. At least his last days on our dying planet would be made more comfortable for this apocalyprofiteer! Etymology: Apocalypse (a cosmic cataclysm in which God destroys the ruling powers of evil;the last book of the New Testament; contains visionary descriptions of heaven and of conflicts between good and evil and of the end of the world; attributed to Saint John the apostle & Profiteer (someone who makes an excessive profit, usually due to the misfortune of others).

Created by: Nosila.

Armagetsome: /ärməgetsəm/ Pastor Bob is the head of the Church of Armagetsome. His fire and brimstone, doom and gloom sermons are sure to fill the collection plates. **You can*t take it with you** he is sure to tell his fleeced flock. He spends the incoming money as if he believes his own proclamations. Amen! Etymology: Armageddon (a dramatic and catastrophic conflict, typically seen as likely to destroy the world or the human race) + get some Created by: artr.

Comments on Armagetsome:

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-03: 05:59:00
LOL!

Nonprophet: /non-pro-phet/ Arnold used his law degree to represent nonprophet groups such as the “Save the Baby Snow Fleas,” “Cockatiel Habitat Destruction Awareness” and “Stop Stepping on Ants or You’re Going to Be Sorry” foundations. Etymology: prophet: a predicator or soothsayer; chief spokesman of a movement or cause + nonprofit: charitable organization that is not required to pay taxes on collected contributions because it is not permitted to seek profits Created by: mrskellyscl.

Bankalypse: /bay – kal – ips/ In the time of the Bankalypse, there were great stirrings in the plunderworld. Many evil people stashed enormous sums of currenseer at the First Bank of Hades. They were fire and brimstone profiteeers who had taken up donations from fearful citizens. Etymology: bank, apocalypse Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Bankalypse:

mrskellyscl, 2009-09-03: 15:01:00
good word!

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DEFINITION: v. To sacrifice your health, your family, and even a few friends to money, only to discover that money doesn’t like you. n. A sacrifice made for money that goes unrewarded.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ebinezerscrewed: /EBB-uh-knee-zur-SCREW-d/ I cast my lot with Madoff-
I was a greedy dude.
but my investments were consumed…
I’m EBINEZERSCREWED!
God bless us all- including Tiny Tim. Etymology: The Dikkens, you say!
(Charles Dikkens, the famous DUTCH author) Created by: metrohumanx.

Comments on Ebinezerscrewed:

metrohumanx, 2009-09-02: 00:33:00
More fun and a cool game:
http://sodaplay.com/creators/soda/items/constructor

artr, 2009-09-02: 06:16:00
Nice tie-in.

Nosila, 2009-09-02: 12:52:00
Hum bug(ger)!

mweinmann, 2009-09-03: 08:02:00
hahaha fun word!

Jinglejanglejilted: /jin-gle-jan-gle-jil-ted/ The silvery tinkle of coinage in his pocket reminded Jim of his unrequited attraction to Lady Luck. He knew he was always destined to be jinglejanglejilted. Etymology: Jingle-jangle: thin, tinkling metallic sound such as coinage, tambourines, (“In the jingle-jangle morning I’ll come following you”-Bob Dylan) or spurs (“I got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle as I go riding merrily along” -Gene Autry) + jilted: rejected, spurned Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Jinglejanglejilted:

Nosila, 2009-09-03: 01:34:00
Great, now you’ve stuck 2 songs in my head!

Profeiture: /pro fay tchur/ Buck Chaser had always gone after Dame Fortune and sacrificed everything to be her Real love. He risked profeiture to spend the rest of his days with the lovely Ms. Money. He always had a Yen to have her and he was so Rand-y,he would Lira after her. Finally she had to confront him: “Buck, Let me be Franc with you…Euro becoming a Zloty and a Drachma and I want to Krone you with so many Pounds they will leave a Mark on you. Can’t you see Cents? In my opinion, we have a Peso-mistic future together. If you don’t Peseta off soon, I will have Robert Dinero take your neck and Ringgit and have you Guildered, before he throws you on the Ruble heap! Yuan to know the Buck stops here!”
Etymology: Profit (the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses) & Forfeiture (the act of losing or surrendering something as a penalty for a mistake or fault or failure to perform etc.) Created by: Nosila.

Paininthecash: /pāninðəkash/ Buck worked at a job he hated his entire adult life for the promise of a comfortable retirement. Now that he is nearing that time, all the recession has in store for him is a paininthecash. Etymology: A play off of “pain in the ass” Created by: artr.

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