Tag: Creativity

DEFINITION: v. To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private. n. A person who doesn’t know what not to say.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Speakcret: /speek – kret/ Do you want to know a speakcret? Oops, its not a secret any more since I spoke it. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me….hahaha. Etymology: speak, secret Created by: mweinmann.

Foolips: /fool-lips/ Cassie’s botox injection made her lips look very sexy. At least that’s what she thought. And so did her boyfriend! In fact, he was so excited that he went into a foolippian frenzy, and told everyone that she had just had her lips done. She was so mad that the next time they kissed, she bit the foolip’s tongue right off. Etymology: fool + lips Created by: jrogan.

Jabbertalkie: /jabərtôkē/ Like a movie you just can*t stop, Blurt will talk about whatever pops into his indiscreet little brain. With his brand of jabbertalkie there is no edit, no mute button on this public address system. Tell him a secret and people in the Australian outback will know about it within minutes. Etymology: jabber: fast, excited talk that makes little sense + talkie (a movie with a soundtrack, as distinct from a silent film) A play off of Jabberwocky Created by: artr.

Spalker: /spocker/ I can’t believe Brad was spalking about his penile rash in the hotdog lineup. Etymology: spew talk Created by: kumza.

Comments on Spalker:

Nosila, 2009-08-12: 01:59:00
Good word…don’t relish overhearing that conversation…he mustard been crazy…who’d want to ketchup with that diagnosis?

jrogan, 2009-08-12: 07:37:00
I hope he doesn’t have to eat his words

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DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Notinsite: /not in syte/ His name was a trick of cruel fate…Seymour Sox. He always found one sock notinsite and in frustration he opened a website called: notinsite.com and used it as a platform to talk with other search-challenged individuals. After a while he made a ton of money on his notinsite site and could afford to buy new socks everyday and never have to worry about them getting divorced in his dryer ever again. Seymour Sox could now see more socks than he ever had in his life before! Etymology: Not In Sight (invisible, unseen,inability to see) & Site (a computer connected to the Internet that maintains a series of web pages on the World Wide Web) Created by: Nosila.

Googleptic: /goo-gel-ep-tic/ James was standing naked in his bedroom. He couldn’t find his socks. He grabbed his iphone which was strapped to his hip — that’s right he slept with it and nothing else. He texted his socks. They didn’t reply. He twittered them. No response. He phoned. No answer. So he googled his name plus socks and found a post on his blog which said “Look in sock drawer”. And thank goodness he did, otherwise he would have had a googleptic fit. Etymology: google + epilepsy Created by: jrogan.

Comments on Googleptic:

mweinmann, 2009-08-11: 07:44:00
good word…

Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:20:00
googlepic word

Lostcated: /loss – kate – ed/ Brenda often lostcated simple things; like the glasses that were perched right on her head or her car keys that always disappeared inside her purse. Etymology: lost, located Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Lostcated:

jrogan, 2009-08-11: 08:55:00
I get it, she couldn’t see her glasses cause they were on her nose. That never happens to me…

Nosila, 2009-08-11: 12:21:00
Been there, done that, just cannot remember when…

Googaholic: /goōgÉ™hôlik/ The meeting began with Mark and others standing up and stating, **My name is Mark (or their own name) and I am a googaholic**. He knew he had to do this because he had become ingoogable of finding anything, even his googfriend*s house without his search engine and she lived just across the street. Etymology: alcoholic – incapable – girlfriend Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Doughaggro: /do ag gro/ Let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start. When you sing you begin with do-re-mi. When you mate you begin with Doughaggro, no mo dough means plenty of aggro!
Dough, it’s deer, way too deer;Ray, drop of clear moonshine; Me, a name I call myself; Fa, a long long time to pay;So, as my mother told me I told you So; LA- I wished I lived there now; Ti a drink with jam and dread; That would bring us back to Dough…I still need more dough…doughnations kindly accepted! Etymology: Dough (Cash, funds, informal terms for money) & Aggro (aggravation;aggression) Created by: Nosila.

Lsdispute: /ell ess deeee spewt/ hell hath no fury like an lsdispute on nookienite Etymology: lsd, dispute Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Lsdispute:

Nosila, 2009-08-11: 01:33:00
Welcome back,g,cute word!

Moolahaha: /moōlähähä/ Jill says she is not a control freak but every time Jack spends money without checking with her first there is a moolahaha. Etymology: moolah (money) + brouhaha (a noisy and overexcited critical response) Created by: artr.

Comments on Moolahaha:

mrskellyscl, 2009-08-10: 14:59:00
Funny — great word!

mweinmann, 2009-08-11: 07:45:00
clever

Coinflict: /koin – flikt/ Monica and Barry often had a coinflict over money but it was not readily evident. On the surface, it looked like Monica’s broken fingernail was the problem, or Barry’s torn clothing but it often masked the underlying issue…..money, moolah, coin, cash; the foundation of all things necessary or purchases desired. Etymology: coin (money, financing,a stamped piece of metal of a known weight and fineness issued for commerce) conflict
Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Coinflict:

artr, 2009-08-10: 12:07:00
Like it when it sounds (almost) like a real word. Good stuff!

Nosila, 2009-08-11: 01:34:00
Coinsiderate coinception!

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DEFINITION: v. To collect all the emotional energy you receive from one person, and then share it with the very next person you meet. n. Emotional transference.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hissplacement: /hiss playse ment/ When Tiger vocalized his indifference, jealousy and displeasure towards Sybil, it was a catastrophe. She was
catatonic briefly before projecting her hissplacement categorically towards her boyfriend,Tom. Afterwhich, Tom was feline purrly… Etymology: Hiss (the fricative, sibilant noise cats make to express disapproval, contempt ot displeasure) & Displacement (the psychological transference of feelings from one person to another; (psychiatry) a defense mechanism that transfers affect or reaction from the original object to some more acceptable one) Created by: Nosila.

Dumpstir: /Dum-pah-ster/ “‘Baggage? I don’t think so. Why should I be the only person to carry this burden? I will off load this information, even if it’s mentally scaring for the receiver'”, thought Michael as he passed on the difficult news that his wife’s thrush had flared up again. Etymology: A convolution of 1) Dumpster (USually)(n) a vessel used for storing junk or unwanted items 2) stir (v) to mix or mix up, perhaps in a mischievious way (colloq). Created by: scrabbelicious.

Moodswapping: /mood – swa – ping/ Terry was an expert at moodswapping. He would get into an argument with his boss and take it out on his wife. After a wonderful day with his wife, he would be nice to the checkout clerk at the store and so on…. He always carried the most recent interaction on to the next person. Etymology: mood, swapping Created by: mweinmann.

Pissdemeanor: /pistdimÄ“nÉ™r/ She really didn\’t like her job at the Mall with its annoying, self-centered customers. She would occasionally commit a pissdemeanor by re-directing her frustration at her co-workers or when she would get home and yell at the cat. Etymology: pissed (very annoyed; angry) + misdemeanor (a minor wrongdoing) + demeanor (outward behavior or bearing, attitude) Created by: artr.

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DEFINITION: v. To turn up the volume on your ipod and zone out all exterior noise, chatter, distractions, and focus on what’s really important – your own feelings! n. A person who is humming their own tune, and ignoring everything else.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Emptyme: /empty-me/ Joy would plug into her Emptyme Player to tune out everything but what she wanted to hear. She was so shallow that, even when she wrecked her dad’s new car with her boyfriend in it, the paramedics found her sitting on the curb singing along to “Oops I did it again” by Brittany Spears while her boyfriend moaned in pain in the front seat. Etymology: empty+me — wordplay on MP3 player Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Emptyme:

Nosila, 2009-08-07: 22:22:00
Emptymology is perfect!

Myopera: /My-op-er-ah/ Maria’s myopera did not mean she needed to wear her headphones ALL the time, no, it was just whenever she was awake. Etymology: Rythmic fusion of 1) Myopia – condition commonly referred to as shortsightedness (which is quite a long word) and 2)Opera – musical which is very small (or far away) and requires the audience to use binoculars in order to see the players on the stage. Created by: scrabbelicious.

Comments on Myopera:

artr, 2009-08-06: 11:11:00
Based on myopia?

Nosila, 2009-08-07: 22:29:00
Diva-licious word!!! Does this mean the Presbyopera means when you sing in a Protestant Church???

scrabbelicious, 2009-08-08: 09:43:00
Presbyopera, some kinda weird Elvis convention, probably would’ve could’ve should’ve been the subject of a Fr Ted Christmas special.

Oblivego: /oh bliv eego/ Melody had shortened her name to MeMe and it suited her well. She could not pass a window or mirror without gazing adoringly at herself. It was always all about her. Until that day when she strapped on her i-pod and went running, dancing down the busy street oblivego to all else around her. Too bad the loud rendition of “I did it my way” prevented her from hearing that Greyhound Bus heading her way…oops! Etymology: Oblivious (Unaware of anything else;forgetful;unmindful)& Ego (an inflated feeling of pride in your superiority to others;your consciousness of your own identity;vanity;self-importance)
Created by: Nosila.

Ituned: /Ä«toōnd/ Joyce is completely iTuned. If anything does not effect her directly or is not about her, she isn\’t interested. If any of her few friends try to tell her about their lives, she just iTunes them out. She refuses to use FaceBook because postings by others show up there and wastes her time. She preferrs to Tweet even though she has trouble understanding why more people haven’t subscribed to her account. Etymology: I (pronoun: first person singular) + tuned (adjust a receiver circuit such as a radio or television to the frequency of the required signal) + itunes (iTunes is a proprietary digital media player application, used for playing and organizing digital music and video files) Created by: artr.

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