Buysexual: So how are you adjusting to married life?

DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

So how are you adjusting to married life?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Buysexual: /bīˈsek sh oōəl/ People say that things change when the ring goes on. If bedroom activities were curtailed after the nuptials, they became stagnant after the kids arrived. Kelly found himself becoming buysexual, one day shopping for things for her to garner her favor, the next shopping for himself, to compensate for his sense of inadequacy. For him, it has to be a cash purchase. Somehow, the use of plastic is never as satisfying as the real thing. Etymology: buy (obtain in exchange for payment) + sexual (relating to the instincts, physiological processes, and activities connected with physical attraction or intimate physical contact between individuals) a play off of bisexual (having characteristics of both sexes) Created by: artr.

Comments on Buysexual:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00
It’s a good buyword!

Sublimitlessmation: /sub-limit-less-may-shun/ To take his mind off his on again off again relationship Sam resorted to sublimitlessmation and maxed out four credit cards in the process. Etymology: sublimation (divert the energy of a primitve impulse) + limitless Created by: Jabberwocky.

Shopualgratification: /shop u awl gra ti fi cay shun/ Yesterday it was her turn. He bought her two dozen long stems! ‘That should buy me some time,’ he thought. He felt shopuallygratified again with today’s purchases…power tools, ahhhh! Etymology: From sexual gratification and to shop. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Shopualgratification:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 19:28:00
shop till you drop…

Consummaterialism: /con summ mayt eereeal izm/ Jill had not realized after she married Bill, his libido would droop so much. Turns out that he got more excited walking into a DIY Store and buying bigger and better tools. He was more interested in servicing his machinery than her. She decided the only way she could combat his consummaterialism and get his attention, would be to wear a nightie made exclusively from Home Depot flyers! You can do it, but they can help… Etymology: Consummate (a.To complete (a marriage) with the first act of sexual intercourse after the ceremony.
b.To fulfill (a sexual desire or attraction) especially by intercourse) & Consume (spend extravagantly) & Materialism (a desire for wealth and material possessions with little interest in ethical or spiritual matters)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Consummaterialism:

splendiction, 2009-07-23: 10:13:00
Excellent! Really funny!

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Awkwords: In fact, before she knew her husband…

DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

In fact, before she knew her husband...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Awkwords: /ôkwÉ™rds/ Having been asked to say a few words at his best friend’s wedding, they all turned out to be awkwords. Etymology: awkward (uncomfortable or abnormal) + words (something that someone says or writes) Created by: artr.

Comments on Awkwords:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:40:00
awksidentally good word…

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

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Bffbomb: In fact, before she knew her husband…

DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

In fact, before she knew her husband...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

Tattlesnake: /tat-tel-snake/ The maid of honor turned into a tattlesnake the minute she got a microphone in her hand and completely mortified the bride and everyone else at the wedding. Etymology: tattle: to reveal through gossip + snake: describes a back-stabber or treacherous person Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Tattlesnake:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
clever

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

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Sneakcret: In fact, before she knew her husband…

DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

In fact, before she knew her husband...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

Tattlesnake: /tat-tel-snake/ The maid of honor turned into a tattlesnake the minute she got a microphone in her hand and completely mortified the bride and everyone else at the wedding. Etymology: tattle: to reveal through gossip + snake: describes a back-stabber or treacherous person Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Tattlesnake:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
clever

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

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Glambidextrous: Alright boys, let’s start digging!

DEFINITION: n. A person who likes to dress up and seems to have a different outfit for every occasion. v. To dress up in fancy clothes whenever you go out because you don’t know who you’re going to meet, and you don’t want to get dressed down.

Alright boys, let's start digging!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Glambidextrous: /glam-be-dex-truss/ it didn’t matter what the occasion was, she had the perfect outfit, she was that glambidextrous. Etymology: glamorous, ambidextrous Created by: rikboyee.

Comments on Glambidextrous:

artr, 2009-07-21: 06:44:00
Nice word!

Jabberwocky, 2009-07-21: 10:24:00
fabulous

Nosila, 2009-07-21: 10:55:00
glambitious word!

splendiction, 2009-07-21: 21:42:00
Hilarious – “was that glambidextrous”!

Galalamode: /gal a la mode/ Sal was a galalamode. She had an outfit begetting every occasion. She wore Gucci when she walked her poochie. She wore Dior to the Store. She wore Chanel to talk on her cell. She wore Cardin in the garden. She wore Balmain when she took the train. She wore Saab to Rehab and she wore FCUK when she visited her boyfriend! Etymology: Gal (alliterative term for a young girl) & A La Mode (French for “in the fashion” or up to date). Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Galalamode:

Mustang, 2009-07-21: 07:49:00
eggzelunt!

splendiction, 2009-07-21: 21:40:00
Love the word & Sal’s matches of designers/occasions-funny!

Chicrity: /sheek-ri-tee
/ Abby is always out shopping for new, wonderful and different fashion because she approaches life with a great deal of chicrity. She loves to wear her best clothes every day for every occasion.
Etymology: CHICRITY – noun – from CHIC (fashionable; stylish; style and elegance in dress) + ALACRITY (cheerful readiness; willingness)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Divattire: /dÄ“vÉ™tÄ«r/ Julie loves pamper herself. She never feels better than when she is wearing her divattire. The only problem with her expensive tastes is that it doesn’t match her income. She will do almost anything, including skipping meals to avoid making selections from the poordrobe. Etymology: diva (an admired, glamorous, or distinguished woman) + attire (be dressed in clothes of a specified kind) Created by: artr.

Comments on Divattire:

splendiction, 2009-07-21: 21:45:00
– excellent word. “poordrobe” – great!

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