Awkwords: In fact, before she knew her husband…

DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

In fact, before she knew her husband...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Awkwords: /ôkwÉ™rds/ Having been asked to say a few words at his best friend’s wedding, they all turned out to be awkwords. Etymology: awkward (uncomfortable or abnormal) + words (something that someone says or writes) Created by: artr.

Comments on Awkwords:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:40:00
awksidentally good word…

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

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Bffbomb: In fact, before she knew her husband…

DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

In fact, before she knew her husband...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

Tattlesnake: /tat-tel-snake/ The maid of honor turned into a tattlesnake the minute she got a microphone in her hand and completely mortified the bride and everyone else at the wedding. Etymology: tattle: to reveal through gossip + snake: describes a back-stabber or treacherous person Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Tattlesnake:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
clever

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

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Sneakcret: In fact, before she knew her husband…

DEFINITION: v. To share a true but extremely embarrassing story about a close personal friend at the worst possible time. n. A moment of ill-timed honesty.

In fact, before she knew her husband...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sneakcret: /snee kret/ Hazel’s normal discretion abandoned her once she imbibed anything alcoholic. So it should come as a surprise to no one that at her best friend, Georgina’s wedding, she grabbed the microphone. Instead of a toast to the newlyweds, she let out a sneakcret known only to the bride and herself: Georgina used to be called George! Etymology: Sneak (someone acting as an informer) & Secret (something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sneakcret:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
good word…

Tattlesnake: /tat-tel-snake/ The maid of honor turned into a tattlesnake the minute she got a microphone in her hand and completely mortified the bride and everyone else at the wedding. Etymology: tattle: to reveal through gossip + snake: describes a back-stabber or treacherous person Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Tattlesnake:

mweinmann, 2009-07-22: 19:53:00
clever

Rickledicule: /rickel-di-cule/ Everyone cringed when they saw Don approach the mike at the wedding because they knew he was about to rickledicule the groom. Etymology: ridicule + Don Rickles (comedian famous for embarassing roasts) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Rickledicule:

Nosila, 2009-07-23: 01:37:00
Ricklediculously good word!

Bffbomb: /bee-eff-eff-bom/ Half way through her speech she dropped a real BFFbomb Etymology: B.F.F[best friends forever]. Bomb. Created by: rikboyee.

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Glambidextrous: Alright boys, let’s start digging!

DEFINITION: n. A person who likes to dress up and seems to have a different outfit for every occasion. v. To dress up in fancy clothes whenever you go out because you don’t know who you’re going to meet, and you don’t want to get dressed down.

Alright boys, let's start digging!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Glambidextrous: /glam-be-dex-truss/ it didn’t matter what the occasion was, she had the perfect outfit, she was that glambidextrous. Etymology: glamorous, ambidextrous Created by: rikboyee.

Comments on Glambidextrous:

artr, 2009-07-21: 06:44:00
Nice word!

Jabberwocky, 2009-07-21: 10:24:00
fabulous

Nosila, 2009-07-21: 10:55:00
glambitious word!

splendiction, 2009-07-21: 21:42:00
Hilarious – “was that glambidextrous”!

Galalamode: /gal a la mode/ Sal was a galalamode. She had an outfit begetting every occasion. She wore Gucci when she walked her poochie. She wore Dior to the Store. She wore Chanel to talk on her cell. She wore Cardin in the garden. She wore Balmain when she took the train. She wore Saab to Rehab and she wore FCUK when she visited her boyfriend! Etymology: Gal (alliterative term for a young girl) & A La Mode (French for “in the fashion” or up to date). Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Galalamode:

Mustang, 2009-07-21: 07:49:00
eggzelunt!

splendiction, 2009-07-21: 21:40:00
Love the word & Sal’s matches of designers/occasions-funny!

Chicrity: /sheek-ri-tee
/ Abby is always out shopping for new, wonderful and different fashion because she approaches life with a great deal of chicrity. She loves to wear her best clothes every day for every occasion.
Etymology: CHICRITY – noun – from CHIC (fashionable; stylish; style and elegance in dress) + ALACRITY (cheerful readiness; willingness)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Divattire: /dÄ“vÉ™tÄ«r/ Julie loves pamper herself. She never feels better than when she is wearing her divattire. The only problem with her expensive tastes is that it doesn’t match her income. She will do almost anything, including skipping meals to avoid making selections from the poordrobe. Etymology: diva (an admired, glamorous, or distinguished woman) + attire (be dressed in clothes of a specified kind) Created by: artr.

Comments on Divattire:

splendiction, 2009-07-21: 21:45:00
– excellent word. “poordrobe” – great!

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Pumpulsive: Did you really spend all our rent money on those shoes?

DEFINITION: v. To compulsively shop for and buy shoes that are stylish, sexy and extremely uncomfortable. n. A person who has an uncontrolled, psychological dependency on impractical shoes.

Did you really spend all our rent money on those shoes?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Pumpulsive: /pum-pul-sive/ She is somewhat pumpulsive with 248 pairs of shoes in her closet. Etymology: pump + compulsive Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Pumpulsive:

splendiction, 2009-07-20: 20:56:00
excellent!

mweinmann, 2009-07-21: 08:25:00
my favorite of the day!

Monolomanic: /man olo man ik/ Carrie had become a Manolomanic. Although she had already blown thousands on her collection of the flimsy, expensive Manolo Blahnik spikes, she could not get enough. She had run off with her boyfriend Cleat, who was a loafer with a cute brogue who had created a sandal when he did a sneaker and became a runner the day of their wedding. He did a flip-flop and decided to go through with the wedding even though he had no sole, was a heel with a loose tongue and had a permanent wedgie. Luckily Carrie was not too Jimmy Choo-sey and they lived happily on a shoestring ever after! Etymology: Manolo Blahnik (Expensive,Designer shoe name, made more famous on Sex In The City) & Manic (affected with or marked by frenzy or mania uncontrolled by reason). Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Monolomanic:

mrskellyscl, 2009-07-20: 07:07:00
roflmao

Mustang, 2009-07-21: 07:50:00
🙂

Stilettosis: /stil-let-toe-sis/ Stilettosis is a chronic condition that afflicts a vast number of women, manifesting at first as a penchant for cute shoes then metastasizing throughout the entire budget to include matching outfits, purses and, in extreme cases, jewelry. Women who show signs of this condition should immediately seek help from their banker. In advanced stages a pursectomy may be needed to remove the credit card. Etymology: stiletto: (from the Italian word for dagger or switchblade) is an uncomfortable shoe with a high thin heel that women think look sexy but can lead to all kinds of foot and back maladies + osis: (suffix) a chronic or abnormal condition Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Stilettosis:

artr, 2009-07-20: 09:03:00
Love it! Great word and “sentence”.

Nosila, 2009-07-20: 12:16:00
Gooid one…love pursectomy!

splendiction, 2009-07-20: 20:54:00
Stilettosis starts with shoes and spreads “throughout the entire budget” love this too – excellent details & word.

mweinmann, 2009-07-21: 08:26:00
Funny and clever….great word and story.

Heeliotropism: /hee-leo-trow-pizm/ Sally had an advanced case of heeliotropism and could not restrain herself from purchasing shoes with higher and higher heels. Etymology: heliotropism (an involuntary response to the sun’s rays) + heel Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Heeliotropism:

Nosila, 2009-07-20: 12:14:00
She’s a heeliotramp!

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