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DEFINITION: v. To give a child, pet or coworker a wrapped gift or packaged item, only to discover they are more interested packaging than the item itself. n. Gift wrapping or packaging which proves to be more exciting than the contained item.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Enwraptured: /in – rap – chur – d/ Mitsy spent an entire afternoon choosing a special gift for Elijah’s birthday. Imagine her disappointment when Elijah became enwraptured with the packaging and wrapping and forgot all about the gift itself. Etymology: enraptured (enchanted: held spellbound), wrap Created by: mweinmann.

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Nosila, 2009-06-04: 17:15:00
It’s a wrap!

Inboxication: /inbäksikāshÉ™n/ Christmas morning is time of utter inboxication for Tom’s cat, Mr. Fuzzy Pants. He loves nothing more than climbing in and out of the assortment of boxes and cartons while the silly humans oow and aah over the stupid stuff that they crammed into these little cubes of heaven. Then comes the unbelievable part, trash day, when that idiot Tom steals Fuzz’s toys and sends them to who knows where. His only recourse is to mellow out with a major dose of catnip and try to forget. Etymology: intoxication (to lose control of one’s faculties or behavior from use of alcoholic drink or a drug) + box (a container with a flat base and sides, typically square or rectangular and having a lid) Created by: artr.

Bowkeep: /bo-keep/ Little Bowkeep saved every scrap of ribbon and wrapping from each gift she received to decorate her Barbie dreamhouse. She even took the bow off the new puppy her grandmother gave her and ran off to Barbieland. Etymology: Wordplay on Little Bo Peep. Created by: mrskellyscl.

Packa-ching!: /pak-ka-ching!/ the new bike went unnoticed as Toby was too enamored with the packa-ching. Etymology: packaging, ka-ching! Created by: rikboyee.

Comments on Packa-ching!:

Nosila, 2009-06-04: 17:18:00
Cute word!

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DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gastrosintentional: /gas tro sin ten shun all/ Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: “Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!” Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Gastrosintentional:

Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00
Brilliant!

Disingaseous: /dis-in-gas-ee-yus/ After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli. Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Disingaseous:

Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00
Excellent

X: /x/ x Etymology: x Created by: hyperborean.

Comments on X:

hyperborean, 2009-06-03: 10:32:00
I’m going to try to change this, because it is almost exactly like Nosila’s word. Sorry Nosilla!

Nosila, 2009-06-03: 23:56:00
Thanks,h…I know imitation is the greatest form of flattery…

Burpassful: /bur + pas + ful/ Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home. Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Burpassful:

Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00
good passulance

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DEFINITION: v. To greet a person on the phone in rude or obnoxious manner, and then do your best to ignore, or talk over, whatever they say as the conversation continues. n. A person with atrocious phone manners.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Telebarketer: /tehl-uh-barrk-at-err/ Jolene was the perfect Customer Service Rep: she talked fast and loud, was completely deaf, and had years of experience as a Bill Collector, Meter Maid, and Telebarketer. Etymology: bark at her, from telemarketer Created by: hyperborean.

Comments on Telebarketer:

Nosila, 2009-06-02: 12:19:00
And she cxalls during dinner each night!

Mustang, 2009-06-02: 21:00:00
So THAT’s who keeps calling. Good one!

Curtesty: /ker-testee/ Sue made a curtesty call to her boyfriend. After ranting for five minutes using all the potty words she knew, she realized that she had accidentaly punched in the wrong speed dial number and had been screaming at her grandmother. Etymology: (wordplay on courtesy call) curt: rude or abrupt in speech or manner+ testy: irritable, grumpy, petulant Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Curtesty:

DrWebsterIII, 2009-06-02: 23:27:00
LOVE IT I can relate especially the accidental speed dial part

mweinmann, 2009-06-03: 07:22:00
great word.

Operaver: /OP-ehr-ayvr/ Lucinda hated her job as customer service operator and as each day wore on and she tired of handling so many complaints and insults she became an operaver, returning insults and making slurs of all sorts. Etymology: Blend of operator and ‘raver’ (one who utters as if in madness) Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Operaver:

artr, 2009-06-02: 06:57:00
Good match to today’s illustration.

mweinmann, 2009-06-02: 08:45:00
clever!

Nosila, 2009-06-02: 12:18:00
Raving good word

Brusqueteer: /brusk a teer/ Friends since childhood, the 3 girls worked the Call Centre for a giant pizza chain. Since they hated their low-paying jobs, they amused themselves each night shift by seeing who could be the rudest Brusqueteer to customers each night. When they did finally lose their jobs, they boasted their motto,”All Fired One, One fired All!” Etymology: Brusque (marked by rude or peremptory shortness) & Musketeer (a foot soldier armed with a musket…depicted in fiction as the Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas in 1844, whose motto was “All for One, One For All). Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Brusqueteer:

Mustang, 2009-06-02: 08:08:00
I talked to Brusque just this afternoon.

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DEFINITION: v. To injure yourself while performing a normal everyday activity, such bending down, standing up, or turning your head quickly. n. An self-inflicted injury which occurred during a period of physical inactivity.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Relaxident: /ree-lax-ih-dihnt/ It was a relaxident. I was just sitting on the couch watching t.v. and when I tried to change the channel I knocked myself unconscious with the remote control. Etymology: relax + accident Created by: hyperborean.

Comments on Relaxident:

Nosila, 2009-06-01: 14:39:00
Channel Surfing is dangerous!

Mustang, 2009-06-02: 00:01:00
Very good!

Pedestrain: /Ped-est-rain/ Greg lived a very beige life and enjoyed it’s banality. He went to work, did his grocery shopping and walked his dog. He occasionally visited family and had dinner with friends but that was the extent of his excitement. Greg was a cautious man who didn’t want to get hurt, so no snow-boarding, rollerblading or motorbike riding for him. “Oh my god what happened to you?” blabbered his secretary Janine when he came in for work in casts one day. “I slipped down the stairs with my groceries when my dog ran passed me out the door. The detergent bottle I had bought burst open and I slid and fell all the way from the sixth floor to the foyer in the detergent.” He said blandly. Janine burst out laughing. “And then I crashed into the floral display, which fell on me. The rose thorns got stuck in my skin.” “Wow.” Said Janine giggling. “That’s a real pedestrain,” but Greg didn’t get it. Etymology: Pedestrian – banal, boring, hum-drum, mundane, insipid and prosaic. Also referring to the boring act of walking somewhere..
Strain – injury usually induced by using a part of your body in a way it’s not used to. Also happens when you’re doing very little but doing it alot.
I note that this verbotomy is found quite frequently on google due to the sad fact that many people can’t spell pedestrian. I think that makes it all the more poignant. Created by: dochanne.

Youtilate: /u til layt/ In his Victim’s Statement, Mervin could only lay blame on himself for the disfiguring stapler incident. He did indeed unwittingly youtilate himself by pointing the offending sharp electric stapler towards his groin area before firing at will. Sure he couldn’t have kids now, but at least he was able to keep his legs together. His fastenating career at Staples was now secure! Etymology: You (as in yourself, no one else;second person singular) & Mutilate (destroy or injure severely;alter so as to make unrecognizable)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Youtilate:

Mustang, 2009-06-02: 00:00:00
Clever!

Injurease: /in – jur – eees/ Judy had a new injurease. She sprained her arm when she reached into the refrigerator to get the orange juice. It seemed that it hurt just to be alive. Etymology: injury, ease Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Injurease:

artr, 2009-06-01: 05:22:00
Makes you want to avoid orange juice. Evil orange juice.

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DEFINITION: n. An extremely moody boss, happy one day, mad the next, happy, mad, happy, mad… v. To happily give orders one minute, then angrily yell out the opposite instructions the next. (Note: It’s not because you’re moody. It’s because people don’t listen!)

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hecklenchide: /hehk-uhl-ihn-chyd/ The boss was a real hecklenchide: one minute she would be playfully teasing, but as soon as you joined in, she would accuse you of being inappropriate. Etymology: heckle (to try to embarrass and annoy, as with gibes.) + chide (reprimand) + inspired by Robert Louis Sevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Created by: hyperborean.

Comments on Hecklenchide:

mrskellyscl, 2009-05-29: 17:39:00
Great word!

DrWebster111, 2009-05-31: 12:07:00
SHOULD BE THE DAILY WINNER

Moodbarker: /Mood-bar-ker/ Allie was such a moodbarker that she would bite your head off speaking to you one moment,then the next moment she would be so syrupy sweet. It all became so evident she had two minds because she had two heads! Etymology: Mood: A state of mind or emotion.
Barker: One who barks orders or speaks loudly,or to bark words like a dog~ Verbotobark ~ Erff! Erff! Created by: abrakadeborah.

Manicger: /man-ik-jer/ Helen let the manicger scream for the last time. “You can say anything you want on your last day of work,” she thought. And so she did. Etymology: manager: supervisor, boss + manic: mania, previously named manic depressive, however it is now referred to as bipolar disorder which is characterized by extreme and unpredictable mood swings. Created by: mrskellyscl.

Comments on Manicger:

Mustang, 2009-05-29: 04:56:00
I think I used to work for that manicger.

mweinmann, 2009-05-29: 10:57:00
hahaha…good one.

Pschyofrenetic: /sye ko fren net tik/ When Sigmund’s freund, Fritz became psychofrenetic, Sigmund knew that his psychofriendnetic behaviour would end badly. It was a real pane when Fritz became psychofinetric and hurled homself out of Freud’s piture window! Etymology: Psycho ( a person afflicted with psychosis)& Frenetic (frantic;excessively agitated; transported with rage or other violent emotion)& (any severe mental disorder in which contact with reality is lost or highly distorted)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Pschyofrenetic:

Nosila, 2009-05-29: 02:37:00
Should be spelled Psychofrenetic…a slip of sorts…Freudian vowel trouble!

Mustang, 2009-05-29: 04:57:00
You mean that’s not normal? 😉

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