Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. To win approval by carefully omitting any and all facts which may put the “correct” decision in jeopardy. n. A form of persuasion, or perhaps deceit, which is based on selective omissions.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Deleteful: /de LETE full/ The guy I am now dating is delightful, but the last guy was deleteful. He always “forgot” to tell me things. He didn’t tell me he was dating other women. He said, “You didn’t ask.” He told me what he thought I should know in a nicely packaged facade, and deleted the rest. Etymology: The opposite of delightful.
DELETE: to remove something, or erase something
DECEITFUL: dishonest Created by: kateinkorea.

Comments on Deleteful:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-20: 08:29:00
Well crafted!

Factholes: /fakthōlz/ If you could see Tim’s argument it would look like a slice of Swiss cheese. He is skilled in the use of flash and bluster to camouflage his factholes. When people find how they have been duped, they will sometimes refer to Tim as a certain variety of hole. Etymology: fact (a thing that is indisputably the case) + holes (hollow places in a solid body or surface) Created by: artr.

Comments on Factholes:

metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 01:14:00
Into the void!

Skimportune: /skimp-or-tune/ Sally became the not so proud owner of a plastic water bottle facility after the salesman skimportuned her to buy it for the sake of hygiene. He neglected to tell her that water bottles were now banned in her country. Etymology: skimp (scanty) + importune (solicit pressingly) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Skimportune:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-20: 08:36:00
exsellent!

TJayzz, 2009-02-20: 12:09:00
Good one!

Shambassador: /sham bass a door/ Shambassador to the Divided Nations, Vdy Darkneibour sent his envoy to the centre of the Black Sea to campaign for detonation of nuckelhead weapons from any of the nations’ nucklehead submarines. Etymology: shambassador is from sham (deliberately deceive or fake) and ambassador (a “spokesperson” or promoter). Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Shambassador:

Nosila, 2009-02-20: 22:59:00
shambitious word!

metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 01:09:00
Love this word. Great Historical-geographical refs!

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DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Traumastrology: /trouməəsträlÉ™jÄ“/ Sidney (aka Lumpy) is working on a new field of study, traumastrology. It is the study of how a person is effected by the alignment of the stars that occur just after a blow to the head. He has worked for years to perfect just the right whack to the noggin. Too little and there are no stars, too much and the ability to gather data is lost. His theory is that a Pisces would react differently than a Taurus to the same concussive event. He may never know. He just can’t seem to recruit test subjects. Friends think he has studied a bit too much on his own. Etymology: trauma (physical injury) + astrology (the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world) Created by: artr.

Comments on Traumastrology:

galwaywegian, 2009-02-19: 05:47:00
like it

wayoffcenter, 2009-02-19: 06:46:00
The science of the 2X4. Love it!

Mustang, 2009-02-19: 20:51:00
Good one.

Nosila, 2009-02-20: 01:40:00
Deja vu all over again…where do you get your inspiration???

mweinmann, 2009-02-20: 08:00:00
nice…

Starspangledbanger: /star-spangld-BANG-ehr/ When the stars were whirling around his head and he heard the ‘music’ playing after rapping his head very hard on a low overhang Arnold said aloud to no one in particular, “Whoa…that was really a starspangledbanger.” Etymology: Substituted ‘banger’ for ‘banner’ of Star Spangled Banner. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Starspangledbanger:

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:53:00
love it

silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:36:00
outstanding!

Nosila, 2009-02-19: 20:57:00
Bang On!

Concustellation: /con-cus-tell-ay-shun/ Sally was a huge astrology buff and was disappointed to realize that the advent of tiny new planets in her peripheral vison was really just a concustellation, an unfortunate result of running into a tree head first. Etymology: concussion + constellation Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Concustellation:

galwaywegian, 2009-02-19: 05:47:00
heh!

silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:28:00
the 2nd syllable (cuss) is what might happen after a concustellation!

mweinmann, 2009-02-20: 08:02:00
very clever..

Conkfetti: /conk fet ee/ Mother Hubbard woke up to hear the kids in the kitchen. She went running and smacked her head on the open cupboard door. Instead of seeing what was going on, all she could see was conkfetti.
Etymology: CONK, CONFETTI Conk – a blow to the head. Confetti – small pieces of colored paper, often in the shapes of stars, birds, flowers, et cetera, that are thrown over people’s heads, usually at celebrations. Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Conkfetti:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 01:02:00
Song of the day: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:52:00
terrific word

Nosila, 2009-02-19: 20:59:00
I must Conkfess I love it!

metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:38:00
Good one, SA! I must say!

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DEFINITION: n. The tight-packed wads of fluff found in the dryer after doing laundry. v. To uncurl and dissect the fluff found in a dryer while trying to figure what it once was.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Whirlpearl: /wÉ™rlpÉ™rl/ After John retired he had to find things to keep himself busy. Sometimes it was shopping, sometimes sorting his clothes by color and hue. But today there would be none of that. Last night after doing the laundry he had found a whirlpearl — one of those time capsules of thoughts or actions past. Was it a receipt? Perhaps a shopping list, maybe even a prescription for his new OCD medication. He wouldn’t know until he unfurled the various layers of this nugget. This was a particularly good one. It had escaped detection after the washing and had hard-baked through the dryer cycle. He could hardly wait. Etymology: Whirlpool(major appliance manufacturer) + pearls (a hard, lustrous spherical mass, typically white or bluish-gray, formed within the shell of a pearl oyster or other bivalve mollusk and highly prized as a gem) Created by: artr.

Comments on Whirlpearl:

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-18: 13:21:00
you’ve obviously been a whirlpearl diver

Nosila, 2009-02-19: 00:27:00
Whirlpearling is exhausting…in fact, it can leave you nacre-ed!

Godfluffsaken: /god-fluff-sa-kÉ™n/ The godfluffsaken fibres of harshly tossed, spun, dried clothes are the only remnants of clean clothes. Etymology: GODFLUFFSAKEN – from – FLUFF (light, downy particles) + GODFORSAKEN (deserted; neglected) Created by: Stevenson0.

Fibercentricks: /fy bur sen trix/ It started when George T. Sampson invented the clothes dryer on June 7, 1892. His invention lint itself to, well, lint. Lint had never been manufactured in such large quantities before. This gave the idea to doctors that dryers seem to run better when they had lots of fiber. Perhaps that theory would work for humans, too. Analyzing the end product was the study of fibercentricks. Running trace evidence of dryer fiber gave scientists and criminologists the evidence that both socks had entered the dryer at the same time, but only one came out. Have all these missing socks been turned into piles of fluffy, fiberous lint? Or did Mr. Sampson have a more sinister trick up his sleeve when he made his now famous invention? This would be a hard case to unravel… Etymology: Fibre (a thread or filament from which a plant or animal tissue, mineral substance, or textile is formed;dietary material containing substances such as cellulose, that are resistant to the action of digestive enzymes) & Cybercentrics (meeting of business ideas with the broadcast opportunutues of cyberspace) & Tricks (an attempt to get you to do something foolish or imprudent) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Fibercentricks:

TJayzz, 2009-02-18: 08:15:00
Nice one!

splendiction, 2009-02-18: 12:45:00
Your mystery is hilarious! where do those socks go?

Furensics: /furr ehn ziks/ His furensic examination of the siemens led him to believe that the bosch had led the detail but there had been a paws before final extermination. Etymology: forensic fur Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Furensics:

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-18: 13:19:00
puntastic

mweinmann, 2009-02-19: 08:28:00
like it!

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DEFINITION: n. A person who lives in their car because they have lost their home. v. To live in your car.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Tajmauhaul: /täzhmÉ™yoōhäl/ When Todd’s company decided to move him to LA they made no provisions for higher cost of living. Finding a home or apartment that he could afford was next to impossible. He did however note that they allowed for the rental of truck to be used for self-movers for as long as was necessary. That’s when Todd moved into the Tajmauhaul. He opted for the 24-foot model to allow for optimal viewing of his plasma TV. It was as big as some of the efficiencies he had looked at and considerably cheaper under the leasing plan. The only issue he has had is that speed bump in the company parking lot sloshing water out of his new hot tub. Next month he is considering adding bay windows. Etymology: Taj Mahal (a mausoleum at Agra, India, built by the Mogul emperor Shah Jahan (1592–1666) in memory of his favorite wife) + U-Haul (a rental truck company) Created by: artr.

Comments on Tajmauhaul:

TJayzz, 2009-02-17: 05:08:00
Good one

Nosila, 2009-02-17: 20:25:00
Great word…very INDUStrious!

Condominivan: /kon doh min eeeeeeeeeee van/ He lived in a condominivan with his wife, two kids, his pet sheep and his accountant. Etymology: condominium, mini van Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Condominivan:

Mustang, 2009-02-17: 08:14:00
Excellent blend. Sheep and accountant? Sounds kinky….he said, with a sheepish grin.

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-17: 09:35:00
fantastic

Nosila, 2009-02-19: 01:21:00
I think you mean Vantastic,Jab…and as for the sheep, ewe go galwaywegian!

Dwellonwheels: /DWELL on WHEELS/ When I was younger, I was hellonwheels, riding around on my Harley. But now I’ve been reduced to dwellonwheels because I am living in my car. Etymology: Play on HELL ON WHEELS and made up from DWELL and WHEELS Created by: kateinkorea.

Comments on Dwellonwheels:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-17: 13:32:00
Puntastic!

Guest, 2009-02-17: 17:40:00
Nice play on words

Ismelstar, 2009-02-18: 19:55:00
This just make me giggle. Nice Job!

Suvivor: /suv-IVE-uhr/ After being tossed out by her two-timing husband Muriel grabbed her two kids and their puppy and she became a suvivor, happy that she at least had the SUV as it provided a bit more in the way of creature comforts than a smaller vehicle may have done
Etymology: Use of SUV (acronym for Sports Utility Vehicle) and is a play on the word survivor. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Suvivor:

galwaywegian, 2009-02-17: 06:52:00
best one yet!

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-17: 09:35:00
terrific

splendiction, 2009-02-18: 12:40:00
This is the word! Great story!

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DEFINITION: n. Creams, potions, and other concoctions which allegedly make you look younger by removing wrinkles, tightening the skin, and removing age spots. v. To apply creams to your skin in a desperate attempt to make yourself look younger.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Drasticsplurgery: /Dras-tik-splur-ger-ee/ When Lorna looked in the mirror she noticed yet another wrinkle appearing, She decided it was time for some drasticsplurgery. She went out and bought huge amounts of really expensive anti-wrinkle cream and as soon she got home she smothered her face with it in the hope that the more she used the younger she would look. Etymology: Drastic(having a strong or far reaching effect) + Splurge(ry)(a large or excessive amount, extravagance) = Drasticsplurgery Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Drasticsplurgery:

mweinmann, 2009-02-16: 07:59:00
Great play on Plastic Surgery….

galwaywegian, 2009-02-16: 09:42:00
nice one tj

silveryaspen, 2009-02-16: 10:42:00
stupendous

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-16: 10:56:00
love it

GlobalGallery, 2009-02-16: 14:15:00
Brilliant! LOL, One of the best ever

Nosila, 2009-02-16: 16:01:00
Hard to emol my controtions on how good a word this is…

Mythelixir: /mithiliksər/ Mythty may be mythguided or mythtaken but she let mythgivings go and put her faith in the mythticism of the latest mythsteriouth mythelixir she saw on TV. Was she mythled? Perhaps, but it was produced in her home State of Mythithippi. Etymology: myth (a traditional story, esp. one concerning the early history of a people or explaining some natural or social phenomenon, and typically involving supernatural beings or events) + elixir (a magical or medicinal potion) Created by: artr.

Comments on Mythelixir:

otherguy, 2009-02-16: 07:05:00
My tongue hurts!

Nosila, 2009-02-16: 15:58:00
Unmythtakeably good word!

Masquerage: /mask your age/ Sam spent twelve hours at the salonspah and put on a good masquerage for the event…her masquerage was convincing! All the guests thought she was someone younger, someone new, someone else! Etymology: masquerage – from the words masquerade (under false guise) and age. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Masquerage:

Nosila, 2009-02-16: 15:57:00
Good word…who was that masqued woman???

splendiction, 2009-02-16: 18:02:00
Samoneindenial!

silveryaspen, 2009-02-16: 22:10:00
Outer-age-ously perfect

kateinkorea, 2009-02-17: 19:06:00
Really good!

Oilofhurray: /oyl of hoo ray/ Madge had wanted her young skin to stay,
But, alas, she showed more lines and spots each day,
When searching for her fountain of youth,
She knew she had found the truth,
The magic jar called Oilofhurray!
When she first tried it on her nightly routine,
She was delighted to see a youthful sheen,
Each day she used it, she looked not as older,
Her attitude and confidence grew more bolder,
At this rate she’d soon be Sweet Sixteen!
For revisited youth one must pay,
To look that young come what may,
Her face yes, it grew more juvenile,
While the rest of her body grew more senile,
Soon Madge looked like the Portrait of Dorian Gray! Etymology: Oil of Olay (commercial anti-wrinkle product, designed for “mature” skin, to reduce signs of aging like, spots, wrinkles, dark circles, exfoliates, increases glow and gives a youthful look, at least that’s what they told me when I bought it! ) & Hooray (a victory cheer) & Hurry (as in fix it fast!) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Oilofhurray:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-16: 01:45:00
What a fine rhyme with a grayed (great) ending and verbotomy!

artr, 2009-02-16: 04:09:00
and if it didn’t work, it could be Oil of Oy Vey

mweinmann, 2009-02-16: 07:58:00
clever rhyme…fun word

splendiction, 2009-02-16: 17:58:00
Funny word – well done!

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