Heartlyanycalories: I knew you didn’t want anything fattening…

DEFINITION: n. A valentine gift which does not cause weight gain. v. To give a non-fattening gift as a symbol of love, which should not be interpreted — under any circumstances — as a comment on the recipient’s weight.

I knew you didn't want anything fattening...

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Heartlyanycalories: /hart-lee-any-cal-or-ees/ Heartlyanycalories is the newest sensation to hit the shelves this Valentines day. Each box of these chocolate peanut butter hearts is generously laced with salmonella that will ensure not only that you don’t gain an ounce but guarantees that you’ll lose plenty. Etymology: heart + hardly any calories Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Heartlyanycalories:

TJayzz, 2009-02-09: 07:52:00
Great

silveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 10:42:00
Sizzling sentence, better than the news has done! Your verbotomy is a confection of perfection!

mweinmann, 2009-02-10: 09:36:00
good play on words…liked it.

Supernocalfragilegoisshegonnakillus: /soōpÉ™r nōkal frajÉ™l Ä“gō iz shÄ“ gônÉ™ kil us/ John knew he was taking a big risk giving Mary ultra-low-calorie chocolates for Valentine’s Day. He wondered if it was a supernocalfragilegoisshegonnakillus move. With beach season looming, she was really focused on her figure but was he supposed to notice? He could be changing his last name to Doe (Doh!) Etymology: derivative of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from the musical Mary Poppins Created by: artr.

Comments on Supernocalfragilegoisshegonnakillus:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 10:38:00
Fun mouthful!

TJayzz, 2009-02-09: 13:44:00
Great, but I wouldn’t like to attempt to say it after a few drinks!

Fannymaynot: /fan – nee – may – not/ With Burt’s Valentine’s gift, Gloria’s fanny may not become larger….. He gave her a fannymaynot heart, filled with little gifts instead of candy. Etymology: Fanny + Fanny May + May Not >> Fanny (another word for buttocks) Fanny May (A popular brand of Candy, often given for Valentine’s day) May Not (a prohibition, might not, not allowed to) Created by: mweinmann.

Valenthin: /val en thin/ Not a word by Peter was said, as on her valentine card, Bunny read: “Lettuce see if you carrot all for me, or if you’ll just turnip your nose at my gift for thee.” Bunny opened the boks, and to her choy, liked the long green, better than chocolate or soy. Together they crunched and munched, enjoying a great din-din. “Oh! Peter! You’re some bunny! There’s nothing wrong with your valenthin!” Etymology: VALENTINE, THIN. Valentine – gift given to express love on February Fourteenth of each year. THIN – to be slim, or to keep being slim, that is to have, and keep on having, very little body fat. Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Valenthin:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 00:35:00
(Long green with a short future could
also refer to money, double meanings from this funnybunny)

GlobalGallery, 2009-02-09: 02:03:00
Very clever. Hehe.

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-09: 13:28:00
lovely sentence

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Hocusfocus: Some weirdo keeps taking pictures on my ear!

DEFINITION: v. To secretly take a photo of someone with your cellphone. n. A cellphone photo, especially if it was taken surreptitiously.

Some weirdo keeps taking pictures on my ear!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hocusfocus: /ho cuss foh cuss / Len’s covert cell phone hocusfocus makes him a real shudderbug. Etymology: Hocus Pocus, Focus. Hocus Pocus – a trickery. Focus – 1. Camera adjustment to obtain a sharper, clearer photo.
Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Hocusfocus:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-06: 00:37:00
Was difficult to chose between these two verbotomies.

Mustang, 2009-02-06: 07:18:00
Very clever…two for the price of one!

mweinmann, 2009-02-06: 08:14:00
Wonderful play on words….hocusfocus or focuspocus….both say it all…

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-06: 11:56:00
very nice

Nosila, 2009-02-06: 22:27:00
Good word…lens itself to many ideas. He may end up being framed if he has any more exposure!

Cellpwnd: /selpoÊŠnd/ Michael certainly has a better idea that his life has few private moments after being cellpwnd at a house party. Etymology: Cell (cellular telephone) + pwnd (a leetspeak slang term, derived from the word “own”, that implies domination or humiliation of a rival) Created by: artr.

Comments on Cellpwnd:

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-06: 11:59:00
nice etymology

silveryaspen, 2009-02-09: 20:02:00
A modern word for these modern times!
Excellent sentence, too.

Pictaboo: /pickt – ah – boo/ Maurice is going to get roughed up one of these days… He goes down the street playing pictaboo with his cell phone. I am sure that if his subjects could see
all of the candid, unflattering and intrusive photos that he is taking, they would be horrified. Etymology: Picture + taboo + play on the phrase “peek a boo” >>> Picture (a visual representation (of an object,scene or person )
Taboo (an inhibition or ban resulting from social custom or emotional aversion ) Peek A Boo (is a game similar to hide and seek. In the game, one person hides their face, pops back into view, and says — to the other’s amusement — “Peekaboo”!! or “Peekaboo, I see you”!! In this case, it would be “Pictaboo, I see you”!! Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Pictaboo:

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-06: 11:56:00
cute

silveryaspen, 2009-02-06: 22:14:00
adorable etymology

Copervert: /ko-per-vert/ Coach Wilson was a suspected copervert. Whenever the cheerleading squad walked by him he always got an incoming call. He then stood around tapping his thumb on his handset while talking nonsense to noboby. Etymology: covert + pervert Created by: GlobalGallery.

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Maisonfrictionline: If you touch my side, I’m telling mommy!

DEFINITION: v. To fight with your neighbors, not because of your differences, and not because of what you have in common, but simply because you are stuck right next to each other. n. A border between neighbors and enemies.

If you touch my side, I'm telling mommy!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Maisonfrictionline: /may-zon-frik-shun-line/ In every neighbourhood there is something known as the maisonfrictionline, a forcefield between properties, rife with petty territorial imperatives. Etymology: maison (French for house) + friction + play on the Mason Dixon line Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Maisonfrictionline:

galwaywegian, 2009-02-05: 06:39:00
inspired!

TJayzz, 2009-02-05: 11:53:00
Good one!

silveryaspen, 2009-02-05: 12:57:00
de fine line!

Vexdoorneighbours: /Vex-dor-nay-bers/ Whenever Sally and Jim were in close proximity of each other they became vexdoorneigbours. They had to be separated at all times. Their mother put it down to a touch of sibling rivalry but the plain truth was they actually couldn’t stand the sight of each other. Etymology: Vex(annoy,make angry) + Neighbours (persons or place in relation to others next to it) See Next door neighbours Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Vexdoorneighbours:

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-05: 11:00:00
terrific

Mustang, 2009-02-06: 00:03:00
I think those two used to be my vexdoor neighbors.

kateinkorea, 2009-02-06: 02:18:00
Really good!

Proxenemy: /procks-n-m-e/ My sister and I ceased to be proxenemies in our teens when we moved into a bigger house and got separate bedrooms. Etymology: proximity (closeness) + enemy (opposite of friend) Created by: petaj.

Cheekbygrowl: /chÄ“kbigroul/ The Murphys bought a minivan. Now their 5 children would not have to be packed in cheekbygrowl when they all traveled together. That’s not to say they couldn’t find other reasons squabble. Etymology: cheek by jowl (close together; side by side) + growl (a low guttural sound of hostility in the throat) Created by: artr.

Comments on Cheekbygrowl:

galwaywegian, 2009-02-05: 05:35:00
those feckin’ Murphy’s at it again?

silveryaspen, 2009-02-05: 13:07:00
first-rate pun!

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Fussion: We are re-positioning as an environmentally friendly product.

DEFINITION: v. To worry about the proliferation of nuclear weapons and the ultimate demise of our planet. n. Anxiety caused by the fear of nuclear bumblers.

We are re-positioning as an environmentally friendly product.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fussion: /fyoo-shun (like fusion)/ A frission of anxiety ran through Amanda as she read the magazine article on the H bombs. She did not know that is was a publication of the conspiracy theorists, and was soon in a complete state of fussion. Etymology: fusion (a type of nuclear reaction) + fuss (worry)

Frisson (a shudder of emotion) + fission (another type of nuclear reaction) Created by: petaj.

Alarmageddon: /al ahrm ah gedd ohn/ alarmageddon, when voclised, is usually met with armagedouttahere Etymology: armageddon, alarm Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Alarmageddon:

silveryaspen, 2009-02-04: 09:32:00
astute observation, readily apparent meaning, right on the definition, great originality. Exceptional verbotomy.

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-04: 12:41:00
can always count on you to diffuse a scary concept

Catastrofear: /ca-tas-tro-fear/ Every news report of trouble in the Gaza Strip sends Jenny into a state of catastrofear. Etymology: CATASTROFEAR – noun – from CATASTROPHE (a final event, or conclusion; a disastrous end) + FEAR (concern or anxiety) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Catastrofear:

galwaywegian, 2009-02-04: 10:48:00
nice

Bingbangdoom: /bingbangdoōm/ Gerry just knows that the world is in deep peril. Some nitwit somewhere with an itchy finger is going to set off a chain of events that will bring the end of the world. It won’t be difficult, just a matter of bingbangdoom. Even the tinfoil inside his baseball cap might not be enough to keep him safe. Etymology: bing (exclamation – indicating a sudden action or event + bang (a sudden loud noise) + doom (death, destruction, or some other terrible fate) Created by: artr.

Comments on Bingbangdoom:

otherguy, 2009-02-04: 06:29:00
baddabang-baddaboom!

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Dogtied: Sit! Sit! Sit!

DEFINITION: n. A person who has difficulty controlling their pets, especially if they often become entangled in the leashes. v. To get entangled in the leashes of one’s pets.

Sit! Sit! Sit!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dogtied: /dôgtÄ«d/ It seemed like a good idea at the time. One dog would be lonely if left home alone while he worked so Alan got a second dog. Little did he expect to be dogtied every time he tried to walk them. They would run ahead, then behind, never in the same direction, never at the same time. Like some canine square dance he didn’t know the steps to, Sadie and Rufus do-si-do and Allemande left until Alan was completely hound-bound. Etymology: dog (canine pet) + tied (attach or fasten (someone or something) with string or similar cord) derivative of hog-tied [secure by fastening together the hands and feet (of a person) or all four feet (of an animal)] Created by: artr.

Comments on Dogtied:

Mustang, 2009-02-03: 07:14:00
Excellent word!

wayoffcenter, 2009-02-03: 09:28:00
I watch the Dog Whisper but my dogs do too and they whisper back.

Petangled: /pet -angled/ Laura’s German short-hair pointer is nearly as large as she is and she easily and often gets completely petangled while out for walks with the massive animal and has to do numerous twists and turns and dances to free herself from the lease. Etymology: PETANGLED – verb – from PET + TANGLED (snarled, interlaced, or mixed up) Created by: Stevenson0.

Muzzletoff: /muz zel toff/ Dogless was a Muzzletoff. He had been born of a wealthy family and was educated in the finest boarding schools. Th only trouble he had was convincing his folks that he could be the best dogwalker on the Planet. They were horrified at a boy of his breeding doing a doggy round up and having asteer home contest every month. He had tough skin and it let him be carried away. Guys like Dogless, they deserved to be lonely and tied up in their work.
Etymology: Play on Mazel Tov (Good Fortune in Hebrew) & Muzzle (a leather or wire restraint that fits over an animal’s snout (especially a dog’s nose and jaws) and prevents it from eating or biting) & Toff (an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Muzzletoff:

GlobalGallery, 2009-02-03: 08:18:00
Hehe! Good one.

silveryaspen, 2009-02-03: 08:56:00
Your ending, last line, is ever so fine. Super create that can apply to both dog and man!

mweinmann, 2009-02-03: 09:51:00
This is hilarious!!

Doggeroll: /do-ger-rol/ There once was a man named Stover/
Who had a dog named Rover/
Well, two…the other named Stew/
(What else is new?)…
When he took them to the park for a walk/
Those pooches would bark and balk/
And Stover would doggeroll over and over/
In clover/
That guy named Stover.

Etymology: A play on DOGGEREL meaning loose or irregular verse, especially of an inferior nature and DOG + ROLL meaning to move on a surface by turning over and over Created by: readerwriter.

Comments on Doggeroll:

Mustang, 2009-02-03: 07:16:00
Excellent word play.

silveryaspen, 2009-02-03: 08:40:00
so clever to create a limerick to go with your doggeroll!

readerwriter, 2009-02-03: 09:52:00
Thanks. Except I forgot to use the word in the sentence/poem. Will try to correct.

Jabberwocky, 2009-02-03: 11:04:00
terrific

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