Tag: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: v. To simplify, dramatize and fictionalize scientific knowledge so that it appeals to a general audience. n. A scientific fact, which has been exaggerated and dumbed-down to make it more “interesting”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Simplescieman: /simpel – sii – man/ Rufus just published a new book about Brain Surgery. It looks like the simplescieman version with lots of colored pictures, new “easy” words for the anatomy and loads of symbols (arrows, charts and little brains).
He is hoping that it will be more understandable and, therefore, appeal to a wider audience. Unfortunately, it is about as educational as a quick game of Operation. Etymology: Simple Simon + Science >> Simple Simon (a foolish fellow, a simpleton) Science ( the state of knowing : knowledge as distinguished from ignorance or misunderstanding, knowledge or a system of knowledge covering general truths or the operation of general laws) Created by: mweinmann.

Comments on Simplescieman:

metrohumanx, 2009-01-30: 01:17:00
Simplescieman appeals to my “inner child”…I am a passionate practitioner of DIY surgery.

kateinkorea, 2009-01-30: 07:11:00
Perfect!

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-30: 11:18:00
wonderful

silveryaspen, 2009-01-30: 15:48:00
Easy to say and remember, right on the definition, pun fun humorous, with readily apparent meaning! Simplescieman has it all! Super Duper!

Nosila, 2009-01-30: 17:54:00
Said Simplescieman to the Pi(Ï€)man, let me taste your wares, Said the Pieman to Simplescieman, my Pi’s aren’t round, they’re squared! Must be a good word if it is stuck in my head now!

Sciperbole: /sy per bo lee/ Ed Speriment was the Grade 8 Science Teacher. It was not that he loved Science or knew anything about it, it was a choice between this class or teaching Sex Education (something he knew even less about and was not likely to learn). They do say the best way to learn something is to teach it, so Ed hoped that he could learn enough about the subject of Science to fool the little hooligans in his class at Hormone Junior High School. He exaggerated so many concepts and used simple tricks to try and get the curriculum through to unwilling minds. He called it his theory of Sciperbole. For Chemistry, he had success in showing Chemical reactions…which became a real Soap Opera. Who knew Bleach and Ammonia were not on speaking terms and brought the worst out in each other? Butyric Acid, yes it sure does smell like after your pregnant, single sister has had morning sickness. In Biology, he helped them see that old pizza under your bed, dead mice in the air vents or wet socks in your locker could grow whole new worlds of creatures. In Kinetics, he had them experiment at home. The volume of beer given to their Dads at night directly impacted the amount and timespan of inertia they observed of their paters on the couch, snoring in front of late-night paid programming. For Astronomy, he had them chart their horoscopes every day. (Everyone should be a Virgo until they get married, he would joke!) And Physics was easy, because he just showed them old Star Trek and Dr.Who shows to learn the salient words and concepts of time and space travel. (Yes, TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space-Question #25 on the final exam!)
All the kids got A’s and everyone loved Mr. Ed. for making Science fun, even if it wasn’t very scientific! Etymology: Science (a particular branch of scientific knowledge;ability to produce solutions in some problem domain) & Hyperbole (Exaggeration;to enlarge beyond bounds or the truth) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sciperbole:

metrohumanx, 2009-01-30: 01:14:00
All the kids at MoreScience Highschool owe you a debt of gratitude for your prolific contributions.

Nosila, 2009-01-30: 01:22:00
I’d like to thank the members of the Academy…oh no, that’s for my Oscar! Cheers & Thanks.

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-30: 11:17:00
great blend

silveryaspen, 2009-01-30: 16:06:00
Thoroughly enjoyed the class of Ed Speriment. Edceptional verbotomy, too!

Naturtainment: /nāchərtānmənt/ Bob loves to watch all the naturtainment shows. He gets all the excitement of a soap opera without all the ugly visions of reality. Somehow the cute doe-eyed thing-a-ma-critter always finds a way to just barely escape the maw of the vicious predator. His favorite ones are the old ones sponsored by Mutual of OMG. Etymology: nature (the phenomena of the physical world collectively, including plants, animals, the landscape, and other features and products of the earth, as opposed to humans or human creations) + entertainment (the action of providing or being provided with amusement or enjoyment) Created by: artr.

Comments on Naturtainment:

otherguy, 2009-01-30: 06:33:00
I used to love Mutual of OmaGod when Marlin Perkins was supposed to hold the rope to keep Jim Fowler safe from the critter they were wrangling and would almost always let it slip. That’s naturtainment!

wayoffcenter, 2009-01-30: 06:36:00
Love it!

Seinsteinfeld: /sine-stine-feld/ It’s gonna be a hit I tell ya. It’s a sitcom, set in New York, and it’s all about this wacky bunch of friends who are really into theoretical physics. Etymology: 1.Seinfeld – A popular TV comedy set in New York City starring Jerry Seinfeld.
2.Einstein – German born Nobel prize winning physicist who formulated the theory of relativity. Created by: GlobalGallery.

Comments on Seinsteinfeld:

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-30: 11:16:00
fantastic

silveryaspen, 2009-01-30: 15:45:00
What a combination! Einstein and Seinfeld!

Nosila, 2009-01-30: 17:49:00
Great, a show about nothing…0 = MC2, what a Quantum Leap Year!

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DEFINITION: n. Any highly-processed food or beverage in which the natural ingredients have been removed and replaced with artificial flavors and additives. v. To consume food products laced with synthetic sweeteners, imitation flavors, and other carcinogens.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Grossceries: /gross-cer-ees/ When John goes shopping for food, he fills his cart with grossceries with zero to no nutritional value such as sham spam, potato hydrogenated artery filler, cancerspartan sweetened pop, hot (cow eyes, teeth and skin) dogs, mock chicken (wrack of rat) and Wonder enriched bread (less than 50% wood chips and white drywall dust). Etymology: GROSSCERIES – noun – from GROSS + GROCERIES Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Grossceries:

silveryaspen, 2009-01-29: 08:26:00
So apt!

galwaywegian, 2009-01-29: 08:53:00
like it.

Nosila, 2009-01-29: 19:46:00
Now I no longer Wonder why they called it Wonder Bread!

Sinmatation: /sin ma tay shun/ John’s kitchen was a chemist’s nightmare. His prepared and processed foods were full of ingredients with very long, complex and foreign sounding components. His fridge and freezer were filled with modified products like near-beer, fake-a-cola, meatcheat, shamham, narydairy, stiltedcheese, designwine, oughterwater, yolkjoke, pearsatz and artifishfingers. John had traded away nutrition and healthy sustenance for convenience and sinmatation. His pantry contained replicas of foods, like synammon, appeteasers, fakemixes, bastardpasta, forgeporridge, macaphoni, wannabeans, dupesoup,inbreads, fauxjoe,
cornterfeits and other appetite simulants. Yes, John, would learn later in life that trading off cooking time and a few calories and possible tooth decay for mysterious, unpronounceable carcinogenic substances was a short-sighted exchange. Etymology: Sin (an act that is regarded by theologians as a transgression of God’s will) & Synthetic (a compound made artificially by chemical reactions;not of natural origin; prepared or made artificially) & Imitation ( copying (or trying to copy) the actions of someone/something else) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Sinmatation:

metrohumanx, 2009-01-29: 01:39:00
You crack me up every time, Nosie.
Those new “lite” pierogies just don’t do it for me, though.

Nosila, 2009-01-29: 01:50:00
They go with cabbage droles and cubelsa!

silveryaspen, 2009-01-29: 22:20:00
Super sentence. Super Word!

Pseudofoodo: /soōdōfoōdō/ Charlie is a vegetarian at heart. The thought of killing some poor defenseless creature saddens him deeply. When he read about a study that claimed that plants emit a sound much like a scream when picked, he was left in a quandary. What could he eat? His solution? Pseudofoodo! The “O” foods! Munchos, Bunchos, Crunchos, Chunkos, Dunkos. The more processed – the farther away from anything living – the better he likes it. If only those bio-degradable packing peanuts had a little cheese or onion flavoring. If only he had the energy to go to the gymo to work off some of his flabo. Etymology: pseudo (not genuine; sham) + food (any nutritious substance that people or animals eat or drink) + “O” for the O foods. Created by: artr.

Comments on Pseudofoodo:

silveryaspen, 2009-01-29: 08:35:00
Oh! Oh! So good!

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-29: 09:42:00
too true

Cornfakes: /korn – fayks/ Willie was up at dawn to log on as his Dwarf Troll avatar in the online world of Demon-Realm. He had no real friends so he immersed himself in an artificial reality as often as he could.

He liked a bowl of Cornfakes in the morning. The flavour burst of acesulfame-K and the crunchy goodness of butylated hydroxytoluene gave him the energy for hours of unbridled slaying. Etymology: 1.cornflakes – a popular cereal made by Kellogs
2.fakes – goods that are not genuine. Created by: GlobalGallery.

Comments on Cornfakes:

galwaywegian, 2009-01-29: 06:46:00
very tasty!

Nosila, 2009-01-29: 19:50:00
I saw the Cornfakes beside the Raisin Banned Flakes, Mice Krispies and Loco Puffs at Safeway!

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DEFINITION: n. A person who insists that lower life forms (fish, clams, cephalopods, reptiles, or insects) can be affectionate pets and excellent watchdogs. v. To talk to an animal who can’t possibly understand a single word you’re saying.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Shrimpatico: /SHrim-PAH-ti-koh/ “Oh, do you see what shrimps see?” asked Bob, not even battering an eyelid. “To confess the truth, Bob, it’s just I don’t think that’s as easy as you say,” said Roxy. ” I’ll try to do so, to please you; but I rather think Crusty, brought up in the sea, sees the world quite differently; indeed, through different eyes.” Have you got a pencil and paper!” exclaimed Bob. “Just write him a note in Shrimperanto and he will understand immediately.” Bob watched eagerly, convinced that he had developed some special shrimpatico, with even the tiniest of crustaceans. Etymology: Blend of SHRIMP: Any of various small, chiefly marine decapod crustaceans of the suborder Natantia. In a loose sense, any small crustacean & SIMPATICO: congenial or like-minded; sharing similar temperaments and, therefore, able to get along well together. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Shrimpatico:

galwaywegian, 2009-01-28: 04:23:00
nice one OB

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-28: 13:50:00
terrific

Nosila, 2009-01-28: 19:30:00
Love it…it shows we are all just Prawns in the game of life.

silveryaspen, 2009-01-28: 22:16:00
Seansational!

mweinmann, 2009-01-29: 23:58:00
This is hilarious ….shrimpsational

Petofeel: /pet o feel/ Magenta was a petofeel. She developed unnatural emotional bonds with insects. In high school, she was voted Moth Likely to Succeed. She won many spelling Bees during her final Termite at College. With her sister pregnant, she was soon to become an Ant. Although she was born a WASP, she became a Praying Mantis. She had once been married, but he turned out to be a Louse. She enjoyed all kinds of Grub and when she had to travel she preferred to Fly. At school dances, she often performed the Worm, especially to old Beetles music. She’d been known to enjoy a Roach or two. Many times she just wanted to Flea when people started to Bug her. She was an Aphid supporter of Butterfly gardens and also enjoyed Cricket. At the local bar, she would always order a Grasshopper and her computer was equipped with a Spider program, on the world-wide Web. She admired Ladybird Johnson and her greatest fear was having the exterminator crawl up her driveway. We could tell you more about her, but we’d hate to Drone on… Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement; preferred above all others and treated with partiality) & Feel (undergo an emotional sensation) & rhymes with pedophile (love of children, literally, but more sinister)
Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Petofeel:

silveryaspen, 2009-01-28: 22:13:00
Such fun bugfoonery! Top notch!

Mustang, 2009-01-28: 23:43:00
Magenta had bugs in her belfry. Good word!

mweinmann, 2009-01-30: 00:00:00
had lots of fun reading this….clever.

Bugwhisperer: /bÉ™gwɪspÉ™rÉ™r/ Julie liked to think of herself as a bugwhisperer. When a bug came into her house, she would try to talk to it, trying to convince it to leave peacefully. The fact that this never worked didn’t seem to alter her approach. Her friends began to think her a bit buggy. Etymology: bug (a small insect) + whisperer (one who speaks softly) A play off of the Dog Whisperer Created by: artr.

Comments on Bugwhisperer:

galwaywegian, 2009-01-28: 11:04:00
nice

silveryaspen, 2009-01-28: 22:22:00
has great appeal … like a whispered secret!

Gnatchat: /gnat-chat/ When the tiny flying insects start to interfere with dinner, Julie justs calls them altogether for a little gnatchat and asks them to go bother the family next door. Etymology: GNATCHAT – from CHITCHAT + GNAT (a small flying insect) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Gnatchat:

silveryaspen, 2009-01-28: 22:30:00
Maybe next time Julie will gnatchat them into visiting the cat in the hat

silveryaspen, 2009-01-28: 22:31:00
fun word and fun to say

Mustang, 2009-01-28: 23:44:00
Julie was just doing what comes gnaturally.

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DEFINITION: n. A bank which pays huge salaries to its executives who bet their customers’ money on dumb investments, risky loans, and the inevitable government bail-out. v. To lend, spend, and mismanage a bank into bankruptcy.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Baringesse: /BAIR-ing-JES/ After the baringesse of his personal banker and his financial planner, Bob’s life became downgraded to standard and poor. Furthermore, upon finding out that OED. had redefined “Profit” as an archaic word no longer in use; and that his key banker was living in luxury in the Virgin Islands, the term “instutionalised investor” repercussioned in his head. Etymology: Formed from BARING: Speculative trading on Singapore’s International Monetary Exchange caused the spectacular collapse of Barings Bank, the United Kingdom’s oldest investment bank. Barings bank was founded in 1762 by John and Francis Baring & LARGESSE: generous bestowal of gifts.
2. the gift or gifts, as of money, so bestowed.
Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Baringesse:

silveryaspen, 2009-01-27: 10:03:00
World Class sentence and word.

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-27: 10:18:00
terrific

Bankrapecy: /bangkrāp(t)sē/ The punishment for bankrapecy is a million dollars less in bonuses. Bad, bad banker! Take that you naughty person! Etymology: bankruptcy (declared in law unable to pay outstanding debts) + rape (the crime of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse without their consent) Created by: artr.

Bankboozle: /bank boo zl / Bankboozle (noun or verb). The bankboozle denied its shifty ways of taking finance to the extreme: purchasing companies that didn’t exist, providing discredit and embezzling the rest to their shrwiss accounts. Etymology: This word is a combination of “bank” and part of the word “bamboozle”. Bank means to hold (in this case, one’s money or investments) and bamboozle means to hoodwink, deceive or confuse. Created by: splendiction.

Comments on Bankboozle:

Mustang, 2009-01-27: 19:42:00
I think I’ve been bankboozled before. Good word.

silveryaspen, 2009-01-28: 01:44:00
meaning so apparent, easy to say, fun to say, good pun, has originality … exceptional verbotomy.

Siphonandbone: /si-phon-and-bone/ “Invest your money in Bank of AmERRica’s siphonandbone department where our integrity and your investment needs are rarely, if ever considered. We love gambling on already bankrupt companies and insolvent business ventures. Where else are you assured of losing your money? Devest youself today at Bank of AmERRica.” Etymology: SIPHONANDBONE – taken from SAVINGS AND LOAN – SIPHON (to drain, or skim off) + TO BONE (to take advantage of, to cheat, to screw royally) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Siphonandbone:

Jabberwocky, 2009-01-27: 10:14:00
great word

mweinmann, 2009-01-27: 11:44:00
funny

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DEFINITION: n. A cell phone which is used to keep grocery lists, find recipes, photograph food, set timers, convert measurements, and play the Macarena while you cook. v. To use your cell phone as a kitchen appliance.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Utencell: /yu ten sell/ Gary was the gadget guy. If it hadn’t been already, he would invent it. Like his microwave TV,his food-word processor, his short-wave electric frypan, his blogblender, his curling-clothes iron and his toaster stereo.
His latest multiappliance was a cell phone which could plan a menu, phone in a grocery delivery order, provide recipes and signal when to do what and for how long. He called it his Utencell.
His girlfriend, Myra, wondered how long it would be before all these devices plotted to get rid of Gary, because they really did not need him, except to replace their batteries and plug them in. Yes, the Gadgetry Revolutionaries, the Widget Fondas, the Contraptionistas and the Political Apparatus were building up steam to end the Gizmo Gitmo in Gary’s Kitchen! Etymology: Utensil (an implement for practical use (especially in a household) & Cell (cellular telephone;a hand-held mobile radiotelephone for use in an area divided into small sections (cells), each with its own short-range transmitter/receiver)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Utencell:

kateinkorea, 2009-01-26: 00:45:00
Very clever!

silveryaspen, 2009-01-26: 01:53:00
Superb! A well-crafted ringer.

readerwriter, 2009-01-26: 11:14:00
Just the name for my old one! Thanks.

mweinmann, 2009-01-27: 08:16:00
Verrry interesting and well done!!

Appliancell: /əˈplÄ«É™nsel/ If Shawn could have his cell phone grafted into his body he would. In the kitchen it’s not just a phone, it’s an appliancell. More than just recipes he finds instructional videos on YouTube. If it could dispense butter he would be all the happier. Etymology: appliance (a device or piece of equipment designed to perform a specific task, typically a domestic one) + Cell[phone] (a telephone with access to a cellular radio network) Created by: artr.

Comments on Appliancell:

silveryaspen, 2009-01-26: 08:57:00
Great sentence and word. Many, like Shawn, would graft their cell phone to them if they could.

wayoffcenter, 2009-01-26: 10:00:00
i think I know Shawn!

OZZIEBOB, 2009-01-26: 17:12:00
Can it stop a snack attack?

Cellinary: /CELL in AIR ee/ Wow this new item is the latest in cellinary art and science, providing a wide range of culinary and cell phone technology in one device. Etymology: CULINARY: to do with kitchen and cooking
and CELL PHONE: Created by: kateinkorea.

Comments on Cellinary:

galwaywegian, 2009-01-26: 08:32:00
excellent!

TJayzz, 2009-01-26: 08:35:00
Good one!

readerwriter, 2009-01-26: 11:28:00
A nice crunchy word…no strings attached. Yummy with peanut butter.

mweinmann, 2009-01-27: 08:18:00
Well done!!!

Motorollingpin: /moe-tor-owe-ling-pin/ Honey – can you call my motorollingpin for me? I was using it to make pastry this morning and I seem to have misplaced it. (brrrriiinnnggg) Thanks I found it, right next to the fidoughhook. Etymology: motorolla + rolling pin Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Motorollingpin:

GlobalGallery, 2009-01-26: 06:37:00
LOL! very funny. I used one to roll out some potato pasta. I really love fresh gnocchia.

silveryaspen, 2009-01-26: 08:49:00
Way to really brrrriiinnnggg it on! LOL

OZZIEBOB, 2009-01-26: 16:55:00
Very funny: Makes me think of songs about food: Here’s a “musical morsel” Can the Motorollingpin help this poor man? On top of spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze

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