Retissued: I bet you wrapped this all by yourself, didn’t you?

DEFINITION: v. tr., To open presents in cautious, careful manner so that you can save and reuse the wrapping. v. intr., To receive a gift covered in previously used wrap. n., Recycled gift-wrap, may or may not suit the occasion.

I bet you wrapped this all by yourself, didn't you?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Retissued: /rēˈtishoō/ Mary just took this recycling thing too far. Not only would she re-gift on a regular basis, but they were wrapped in used gift wrap. Her gifts were reissued and retissued. She would only be mildly embarrassed if the recipient of one of her gifts was the originator of the gift or the gift wrap. Etymology: reissue (make a new supply or different form of a product available) tissue (a thin semi-transparent paper) Created by: artr.

Comments on Retissued:

silveryaspen, 2008-12-22: 14:37:00
Your third sentence will live forever in my memory every time the reissued and/or retissued occurs. Excellent!

metrohumanx, 2008-12-23: 10:13:00
A succinct classic !

mweinmann, 2008-12-23: 23:24:00
This makes me think about the gift one of my colleagues received today…..we were speechless…

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-23: 23:57:00
Good word.

Wrapsimonious: /rap-si-mo-ni-ous  / Joe recycles nothing, so when he carefully removes the paper from his gifts, he is just being wrapsimonious, so he won’t have to purchase any. Etymology: WRAPSIMONIOUS – from WRAP (wrapping paper) + PARSIMONIOUS (excessively cheap, frugal) Created by: Stevenson0.

Giftskinning: /gift-SKIN-ning/ Although Bob couldn’t resist using his skills as a taxidermist when unwrapping presents; more often than not, despite his painstaking peelings, his giftskinning ended in a wrapsidermical stuff-up. And many a time on Christmas day a wrapclamation catastrophe found him in deep depression, suffering from his latest bout of the yuleskinner blues. Etymology: Gift: a present & Skinning: remove outer layer or epidermis; fig to remove covering. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Giftskinning:

silveryaspen, 2008-12-22: 14:47:00
Your word stuck me as so appropriate to the two seasons, Christma and hunting, that are shared here in the Rocky Mountain northwest. Very timely create!

metrohumanx, 2008-12-23: 10:16:00
Remember” Ghost Riders in The Sky?”
….I just KNEW you would!

Wrapartee: /rap art tay/ (Sung(?) like a rap song…)
Yo, yo,ho, ho, let me tell you,
And let me tell you well,
Here’s what happened to me
Last year just before Noel.
To try and save the Planet
And my earnings as well,
I decided to recycle
gifts and all the wrap as well.
It was wrapartee devine
when I found her the perfect prez.
I wrapped it in a garbage bag,
And hid it in our rez.
My girl’s face on Yule morn,
was as stunned as it could be.
I’d bought some bling on e-bay,
and wrapped it in a bag I’d used for the dog.
Snoop Doggy Dogg that is.
My girl she found it Ludacris,
especially when she saw all the Eminems
I’d used to make the bag feel bigger.
She called me a gangsta’ of love, that I’d graffitied on her heart and then she raised her hand up hard and punched me clear back to the ghetto.
Yo, Yo, Ho, Ho, I have to call Dr. Dre,to treat my big black shiner,
because it will not go away!
Yo, yo, ho, ho,…that’s a wrap!
Etymology: Wrap (to cover in paper or cellophane, especially gifts) & Repartee (adroitness and clever responses; witty banter) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Wrapartee:

silveryaspen, 2008-12-22: 14:33:00
The wrap star of the day!

mweinmann, 2008-12-23: 23:21:00
clever and fun

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Twastightbeforechristmas: Apparently, Santa has been into the festive spirits all day long.

DEFINITION: v. intr., To prepare for holiday events where you must chat with irritating co-workers or nagging relatives, by consuming just enough alcohol to make you feel “relaxed”. n., A person who arrives at a party pre-inebriated.

Apparently, Santa has been into the festive spirits all day long.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Twastightbeforechristmas: /twaz tite befor cris mass/ “Twastightbeforechristmas” was the Karaoke Bible for Perry Chris Mass. He adored the reworked Christmas songs that he belted out everynight, after a few belts:
Angels We Have Heard Are High; I’ll be prone for Christmas; I’m dreaming of a White Wine Christmas;Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein Beer;Carol of the Bells Scotch;and Ding Dong Merrily We’re high.were some of his more popular renditions. Etymology: Twas The Night Before Christmas – famous poem by Clement Clark Moore & Tight (drunk, smashed, crocked, inebriated…too much alcohol imbibed) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Twastightbeforechristmas:

petaj, 2008-12-19: 00:52:00
ha ha, not a creature was stirring, not even a souse

metrohumanx, 2008-12-19: 01:03:00
When what to my wondering eyes should a beer….a sleigh filled with ethyl and tiny reindeer….hic

silveryaspen, 2008-12-19: 10:36:00
Funtastic. Laughter and music … little changes that refresh the old carols and will have us smiling and thinking of you everytime we hear them.

Putrumintumtum: /put-rum-in-tum-tum/ When he received his invitation to the Christmas lunch he took the little drummer boy’s advice and putrumintumtum.
Etymology: put + rum + tum (as in tummy) + pa rum pum pum pum
Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Putrumintumtum:

silveryaspen, 2008-12-19: 10:31:00
Luv it! So clever and superbly adorable. Touches the kid that lives in all of us and makes Christmas such fun!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-21: 17:19:00
Good one

Souseguest: /sow-s-gest/ Don’t mind Charlie, he won’t be driving home after the party, he’s a souseguest. Etymology: house guest (someone invited into one’s home, usually to stay for a while) + souse (alcoholic) Created by: petaj.

Comments on Souseguest:

silveryaspen, 2008-12-19: 01:07:00
Funtastic!

Mustang, 2008-12-19: 19:00:00
Very good!!

Nosila, 2008-12-19: 22:39:00
Good word…I have people I can call that this week! Merry Christmas!

Otannenbombed: /o tenənbämd/ It was just his first week at his new job and Gerry wanted to make a good impression at the Christmas party. Unfortunately he chose to use a little liquid courage to prepare for the event. He showed up otannenbombed. With all of the smirks, snickers and pointing Monday morning, he wished he knew what had gone on Saturday night. Etymology: O Tannenbaum (Carol: O Christmas Tree) + bombed (intoxicated by drink or drugs) Created by: artr.

Comments on Otannenbombed:

Jabberwocky, 2008-12-19: 14:02:00
terrific

Mustang, 2008-12-19: 18:59:00
Excellent!!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-21: 17:20:00
Love it

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Holidazed: Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?

DEFINITION: n., 1. A pine needle infestation, common during and after the holiday season. 2. Prickly Christmas guests who will not leave and cannot be cleaned up. v. intr., To fall down during a holiday party and hide under a rug.

Why are you vacuuming the Christmas tree?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Holidazed: /holly dazed/ Like a good shepard, we watered the flock on our tree. Yet, flocks of needles fell to the floor. Prickly pairs of party animals, all spruced up, rollicked fir hours, drooping into the pine droppings. They eventually decked the halls, wherever they fell, not even aroused by herds of belles.
All (people and trees) were thoroughly holidazed. Etymology: Holidays, Dazed Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Holidazed:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-18: 04:11:00
Clever

Treebris: /tree-BREE/ Wilfred and Nancy scrapped plans for any natural Christmas trees in the future after seeing and having to clean up the extraordinary layer of treebris this year’s tree had shed.
Etymology: Blend of tree and debris Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Treebris:

Jabberwocky, 2008-12-18: 14:48:00
nice combo

dochanne, 2008-12-18: 21:55:00
Nice and succinct. Immediately understood.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-19: 04:15:00
Love it.

Festilence: /Fest-y-lence/ Joe was sick and tired of pulling pine needles out of his socks, tinsel from his jackets and various other christmas detritus from his clothes and furniture. The rug was hopeless, having been unceremoniously rolled up by an intoxicated friend who was himself a vexmastation (vexxing xmas infestation) and who had proceeded to topple the christmas tree and scatter needles, baubles, tinsel and lights asunder. ‘Tis the season of festilence’, he thought to himself as he vacuumed the rug again. Etymology: Festive – of the season and the proliferation of easily dispersed and infesting decorations. The mood and wild abandon with which such infesting objects are dispersed and initially ignored.
Pestilence – a nuisance or pest, such as the inevitable pine needles, tinsel, baubles, ribbon, cookie crumbs and scraps of wrapping paper that breed when you’re not looking and bedeck the house after the christmas hiatus. Created by: dochanne.

Comments on Festilence:

Jabberwocky, 2008-12-18: 14:45:00
love it

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-19: 04:16:00
Brilliant.

Infestivus: /infestivus (just like it looks)/ Debbie and Art were planning a December wedding. To keep it from becoming completely infestivus, Debbie’s mother suggested having it a week before Christmas so that out-of-town relatives might stay through Christmas and no longer. She was quite wrong. It turned into Infestivus Maximus with hordes of relatives hanging around until the New Year. Like pine needles stuck in the carpet, she could not get rid of them. Etymology: infest (of insects or animals) be present (in a place or site) in large numbers, typically so as to cause damage or disease) + festive (cheerful and jovially celebratory) Derivative of Festivus Maximus (Baltimore Raven term for the Super Bowl) Created by: artr.

Comments on Infestivus:

wayoffcenter, 2008-12-18: 10:07:00
Pine needles are easier to deal with than relatives. They don’t get insulted when you yell at them.

Jabberwocky, 2008-12-18: 14:46:00
clever – Seinfeld reference maybe?

timlumber1, 2008-12-19: 21:50:00
I like the name…i think you got festivus part from Ravens 2000 Super Bowl Run and added in…you got my vote!

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Oweholynight: Must buy presents.

DEFINITION: n., The wondrous, and the “wonder how I’m going to pay for it” feelings of the holiday shopping season. v. tr., To stumble through a shopping mall like a zombie on a buying binge, grabbing anything and everything that will fit on your credit card.

Must buy presents.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Oweholynight: /oh holee nite/ Oweholynight! The stores are brightly shining,
It is the night of getting your money’s worth,
Long lay those cards in purse and pocket pining,
Tills reappear and the soul spent its worth.
A thrill of hope the retail world rejoices,
For yonder breaks your budget by Mastercard.
Fall on your knees! Owe, hear the Visa voices!
Owenight divine, Owenight when AmEx was reborn;
Owenight divine, Owenight, Owenight Divine. Etymology: Owe (be in debt, owe money for goods bought) & O Holy Night (Christmas Eve, the night of Jesus’ birth, the reason we celebrate Christmas; the title of a Carol announcing the birth of the Savior) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Oweholynight:

metrohumanx, 2008-12-17: 00:47:00
I didn’t know you were so musical!
Nice job!

galwaywegian, 2008-12-17: 04:06:00
magic!! love it!

Lurchase: /Lur-chis/ Deanne stumbled through the endless maze of brightly decorated, tinsellated, festoonyoulated and carol-playing shops, stupefied and buying random objects that caught her attention. She zomgrabitated to items of medium size and moderate cost, vaguely recalling her credit limit and dragging her stumbleboon behind her. With glazed unblinking eyes she spotted a shiny articulating hand-held kitchen whizzywidget and immediately zomplasticated it, adding her latest lurchase to her already stuponderous load. Etymology: Lurch – brrrraaaiiinnnnsssss!!!
Purchase – acquire through the dangerous use of plastic when the brain is in a zombastic state. Created by: dochanne.

Comments on Lurchase:

metrohumanx, 2008-12-17: 12:14:00
I want one, too.

Jabberwocky, 2008-12-17: 13:25:00
nice

hyperborean, 2008-12-17: 19:20:00
You’re on a roll!

Nosila, 2008-12-17: 21:44:00
Very, scary realistic story!

Amexpansive: /am eks pan seive/ Deep down he knew that being amexpansive would prove amexpensive. He would soon be amex pensive. Etymology: amex, expansive Created by: galwaywegian.

Buyerpatch: /Buy her patch/ The Christmas charge is a spree-ing-loaded time that puts us all through a buyerpatch. Etymology:
BUYER, PATCH, BRIER PATCH. BUYER – any shopper is one. PATCH – a small area of time before Christmas. BRIER PATCH – a patch of thorny wild trailing roses, a deceptive place in that the lovely flowers have thorns that will rip you to shreds as you go get them … kind of like lovely presents that rip your wallet to shreds as you go get them. Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Buyerpatch:

metrohumanx, 2008-12-17: 00:46:00
OOOh. Good one. Spend we must, however. 🙂

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Drekorations: Why are you putting that by the front door?

DEFINITION: n., An ugly decorative item or article of clothing received from friends or relatives, which is kept stored away but ready to be pulled out at a moment’s notice in anticipation of a return visit. v. tr., To temporarily place an old, and perhaps unattractive gift in a place of honor.

Why are you putting that by the front door?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Drekorations: /drekÉ™rāshÉ™n/ John and Mary loved their friend Holly. The problem is that Holly loves “outsider” art. Terms like found objects made John and Mary cringe. Several years ago Holly had given them a string of garland made of old soup cans, painted egg cartons, and even beads made from dried bear scat. Because Holly was such a regular visitor, there was no way they could get away with NOT putting up this drekoration. As they wrapped the garland around the banister John would quietly sing to himself, “Deck the halls with bowels from Holly”. Etymology: drek (rubbish; trash) + Decoration (the process or art of decorating or adorning something) Created by: artr.

Comments on Drekorations:

wayoffcenter, 2008-12-16: 04:45:00
That stinks! 🙂

Mustang, 2008-12-16: 20:59:00
Retroshabby…..the new chic.

dochanne, 2008-12-16: 22:59:00
Fabulous.

dochanne, 2008-12-17: 01:34:00
Fabulous.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-12-17: 04:09:00
Terrific – always wanted to use dreck in a verbotomy.

Movemento: /move ment oh!/ My mother considered the oddly shaped, oddly colored vase high class. It was so ugly, I called it hide class. But I didn’t want to hurt mom’s feelings, so if she was coming, it became the gift of grab and display. The minute she left it was the gift of grab and hide away. It was a real movemento. Etymology: MOVENTS, MEMENTO. MOVEMENTS – taking from hiding place to pride of place, then from pride of place to hiding place, repeatedly. MEMENTO – another synonym for a gift, especially a gift of remembrance! Created by: silveryaspen.

Comments on Movemento:

dochanne, 2008-12-16: 01:54:00
Movemento dear! Deliciously evocative of that sinking feeling of guilt 🙂

Jabberwocky, 2008-12-16: 11:24:00
wonderful combo

TJayzz, 2008-12-16: 13:15:00
Good word

Mustang, 2008-12-16: 21:01:00
I thought it wuz gunna be about an Italian Opera. Works well though.

Resurregalia: /rez-ure-REG-ahl-ee-uh/ Babs and Jake always greeted the holidays with excitement and dread. With extended family coming to visit, these reunions often degenerated into verbal slug fests. Babs would prepare the mandatory dishes, and Jake’s job was to break out the RESURREGALIA…those tacky gifts and mementoes which would have been endearing if they weren’t SO ugly and tasteless. Jake was especially fond of Aunt Lydia’s “Sceptre of Authority”- a self-contained toilet accesory with disturbingly phallic qualities which kept everyone laughing well into the wee hours. Bottoms up! Etymology: RESURREct+reGALIA=RESURREGALIA………RESURRECT:to bring to view, attention, or use again,to raise from the dead;back-formation from resurrection-1772……REGALIA:: the emblems, symbols, or paraphernalia indicative of royalty,decorations or insignia,special dress or trappings;Medieval Latin, from Latin, neuter plural of regalis-1540 Created by: metrohumanx.

Comments on Resurregalia:

dochanne, 2008-12-16: 03:00:00
Re(as)suringly regal resurrection complete with elegant use of Latin. Very nice!

Mustang, 2008-12-16: 21:00:00
Brings back so many memories. I like it.

Nosila, 2008-12-16: 22:16:00
Good word…been there done that!

Gifthoarse: /gift hors/ It had become a tradition at Christmas as much as decorating the tree and putting up lights. It meant Mother was coming to stay for the holidays and although we loved her dearly and looked forward to seeing her, we had to dig out that painting she had given us many years ago and hang it over the fireplace. It stayed the rest of the yhear in the attic. That’s because it was painted on black velvet, with glow-in-the-dark paints, framed inside a gaudy rococco gilt frame. Yes, being his #1 fan, Mother had bought us a portrait of Elvis. Wearing a white jumpsuit, sneering into the microphone in his hand and tilting his pelvis our way! You could push a button at the bottom of the frame and tinny music of him singing would belt out. Our friends who visited over the years hooted and hollered at the tacky image. Neighbours would make the pilgrimmage each year to see The King. He was a gifthoarse that made people laugh and sing along. We always said we would pull him out for Mother’s visit, so as not to hurt her feelings, but one of these years old age would overtake her and we would no longer be obligated to carry on the charade. It was then that we realized that the song he sang from the portrait, “I’ll have a Blue Christmas without you” would become very poignant to us. Etymology: gift (a present, something given) & hoarse (deep and harsh sounding as if from shouting or illness or emotion) & old saying: “Never look a gift horse in the mouth” old proverb which means don’t question how you acquired something or what it cost. The advice given is be grateful for your good fortune and don’t look for more by examining it to assess its value.

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Gifthoarse:

metrohumanx, 2008-12-16: 02:40:00
Awwww. How moving. Nice work, Lady.

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