Sockatory

DEFINITION: n., 1. The process by which pairs of socks are washed, dried, and then separated perhaps never to be reunited again. 2. The place where lost socks disappear to. v. tr., To lose your mate in the wash.

My boyfriend disappeared in the laundry!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Sockatory: /sock-a-tour-ee/ Steven looked down at his mismatched feet knowing that now all his pairs of socks had a mate go on to sockatory some time after the rinse cycle, never to be found again. He wondered if it was all a conspiracy dreamed up by the fruit guys at Fruit of the Loom as he headed out to the store to buy more socks. Etymology: purgatory + sock Created by: libertybelle.

Comments on Sockatory:

Tigger, 2008-01-10: 03:17:00
Love your conspiracy theory.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:53:00
Nice word!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:02:00
silveryaspen – 2008-01-11: 13:57:00 Reminds me of the old Laugh-In expression … “sock it to me” … which sockatory did for me!

Hosetage: /hoze-taj/ We have reports of several hosetage situations taking place in a new subdivision where LG washers have been installed. We now believe LG stands for last gasp and several socks have lost their mates to the dreaded spin cycle gang. Etymology: hose + hostage Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Hosetage:

Tigger, 2008-01-10: 00:21:00
Love the sentence, (perhaps LG also stands for Lost Garments)…

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:52:00
Great sentence;luv the word!

Socdition: /soc-dish-un/ When one of my socks loses its sole, it mysteriously makes its way, on its own, to socdition, never to be found in my washer, or dryer again. Etymology: sock + perdition (hell) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Socdition:

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-09: 10:47:00
I like the reference to souls

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:55:00
Good word & sentence

Detergatory: /-diˈtɜ˞dʒəˌtɔɹi- -dee-TER-juh-TOR-ee- or -diˈtɜ˞gəˌtɔɹi- -dee-TER-guh-TOR-ee- depending on dialect/ Some believe that if a lost sock is deemed clean in detergatory then it may be reincarnated as a glove. Etymology: From detergent + Purgatory Created by: ErWenn.

Comments on Detergatory:

Mustang, 2008-01-09: 06:21:00
Great word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-09: 10:34:00
as long as it isn’t forced to stay in limb-o

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-10: 16:53:00
Very creative!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 13:57:00
Reminds me of the old Laugh-In expression … “sock it to me” … which sockatory did for me!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 13:58:00
oops … how did I get this comment under the wrong word … sorry!

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James

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-01-09: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by sipsoccer. Thank you sipsoccer. ~ James

silveryaspen2008-01-11: 14:48:00
Your humorous definition brought us all a lot of laughs and a lot of fun words were created. Good one, sipsoccer.

silveryaspen2008-01-11: 14:54:00
James … your cartoon for this daffynition has me roaring with laughter every time I look at it. Can’t help wondering if you have a daughter with a boyfriend that inspired it ??? !!! It’s a good thing there’s no such thing as a cannibal dryer! Yet!

Duhrections

DEFINITION: n., A set of product instructions, or a warning label, which is so obviously self-evident that it should be completely unnecessary. v. tr., To provide unneeded directions, advice and/or warnings.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Duhrections: /duh-rec-shuns/ I can’t get this pen to write, without looking at the duhrections. Etymology: um… duh? Created by: zebrahdh.

Comments on Duhrections:

libertybelle, 2008-01-08: 08:41:00
a word so good i can’t even come up with anything right now – i’m infected by your word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-08: 12:08:00
great

bananabender, 2008-01-08: 18:56:00
Too good!

Tigger, 2008-01-09: 20:28:00
Oh, this one’s perfect!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:06:00
“That’s the way duh like it!”

Stuplicit: /stu-plic-it/ The warning label on the glass bottle was completely stuplicit; “Do not eat the bottle”. Etymology: stupid + explicit Created by: Stevenson0.

Idiotag: /ih-dee-oh-tahg/ Marie was rolling on the ground laughing after seeing this idiotag on a pack of matches: “Danger – Fire Kills Children”. Etymology: idiot – A common term for a person of low general intelligence and tag – A small label. Created by: Kazizzle.

Comments on Idiotag:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-09: 03:52:00
Good word!

silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:08:00
Gonna use this word a lot!

Nobvious: /nob-vee-us/ Ha ha how nobvious is that!! “Not for use by idiots” Etymology: obvious + nob (silly person) Created by: Jabberwocky.

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James

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-01-08: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by yellowbird. Thank you yellowbird. ~ James

OZZIEBOB2008-01-09: 03:47:00
Great word!

Computard

DEFINITION: n., A slow computer with insufficient memory; also, a slow-thinking husband. v. intr., To take an extraordinarily long time to respond to a relatively simple request.

Honey? Honey! Can you hear me?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Computard: /com-pu-tard/ When an important report is due, my computer usually goes into computard mode, taking me hours longer to complete the assignment. Etymology: computer + tardy Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Computard:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:10:00
Nice word with the possibilty of cognates such as: computardity, computardiness, computardily etc.

Mustang, 2008-01-07: 23:34:00
Excellent word!

Lapsetop: /laps-top/ This laspsetop is completely useless. Every time I move the mouse the screen saver comes on. Etymology: laptop + lapse Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Lapsetop:

direwookiee, 2008-01-07: 09:37:00
I like it!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:02:00
Very good word!

Islack: /i-slak/ I don;t know who’s the bigger i-slack: my slow virus riddled computer or my lazy husband who sits in front of it all day looking at naughty sites. Etymology: i-mac: popular computer brand + slack Created by: libertybelle.

Cronstipated: /kron-sti-pay-tid/ I guess I added too many bells and whistles to my computer, as it became quite cronstipated upon booting up. Etymology: cron – A Unix command for scheduling jobs to be executed sometime in the future; constipated Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments on Cronstipated:

Jabberwocky, 2008-01-07: 12:07:00
funny

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:13:00
great sentence!

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James

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-01-07: 00:01:00
Today’s definition was suggested by gemmgemms. Thank you gemmgemms. ~ James

Concumine

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone’s love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

Why were you looking at that girl?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Concumine: /Con-cue-mine/ My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I’m leaving her to see “that woman”. Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive. Created by: bigbigjeff.

Comments on Concumine:

libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00
outstanding word!

direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00
brilliant word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00
Great word!

Glominatrix: /-glom-uh-ney’-triks-/ I couldn’t even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him. Etymology: [Or ‘Glominator’ – masculine form] glom – seize upon or latch onto something; ‘glom onto’ (slang, from Scottish, glaum “to snatch at”) + dominatrix – dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor) Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Glominatrix:

silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00
Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word.

libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00
Brilliant!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00
Another great word!

Domimator: /dom-i-mate-or/ Because of her insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a domimator. She domimates to the point of totally controlling and smothering her boyfriend. Etymology: dominate + mate Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Domimator:

silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:09:00
Wow … what a word! Kind of kinky … in more ways than one.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00
Very good!

Lovehawk: /luv-haw-ka/ She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him! Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk Created by: gemmgemms.

Comments on Lovehawk:

legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00
can’t get over it.. i think i’m gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe

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Uphillbothwaysian

DEFINITION: A person who, using an example from their own life, steers people away from a line of speculation by reducing it to an absurdity.

When I was your age, all I had was a lead pencil and a wooden brain!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Uphillbothwaysian: /uh-pill-bowth-waze-ian/ Dad: … in the pouring rain! Son: You’re such an uphillbothwaysian, Dad! Etymology: The hyperbole every child is told. “When I was a kid, I had to walk uphill both ways in 10 feet of snow to get to school!” Created by: Kazizzle.

Comments on Uphillbothwaysian:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-04: 04:32:00
100/100 for creativeness!

Sillustrator: /SIL-uh-strey-ter/ A sillustrator is a person who, when asked by his son for the latest computer, blurts out “If necessity is the mother of invention, how do all the unnecessary gadgets, like computers, get invented?” Etymology: Blend of silly & illustrator Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Sillustrator:

silveryaspen, 2008-01-03: 16:00:00
Chuckling over your fun word that is right on the definition. The alliteration of the s’s the ll’s the t’s and r’s … even makes it fun to say!

Nostaljack: /nos-TAL-jack/ My parents nostaljacked my dream to become a pop singer just because they worked in a plastic factory. Etymology: From Nostalgia and hijack. Created by: sharktrager.

Comments on Nostaljack:

bananabender, 2008-01-04: 07:56:00
I like it!

Antidoter: /anti-dote-er/ John always had an antidote from his past as why not to do something, or try anything. Because he was a chronic antidoter, his family stopped asking him advice on anything. Etymology: anti + anecdote Created by: Stevenson0.

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James

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