Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. To send out confused or conflicting signals when driving or dating. n. A person who signals their intentions to do one thing, then does something else completely different.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dopposite: /dopp-os-itt/ Contrary Mary always did the dopposite to throw off her opponents in competition. Etymology: do + opposite (contrary) Created by: remistram.

Seductshun: /sed uk shuhn/ Victims of her bizarre seductshun techniques never knew whether they were coming or going. Etymology: seduction shun Created by: galwaywegian.

Schizofriendly: /skitsÉ™frendlÄ“/ Trudy is always friendly but she can be schizofriendly, one day gushing and happy to see you, the next, barely acknowledging your existence. Today you’re best of friends, tomorrow a grunt and a nod is the best you can get from her. I guess that’s why they call her Moody Trudy. Etymology: schizophrenic (a long-term mental disorder of a type involving a breakdown in the relation between thought, emotion, and behavior) + friendly (kind and pleasant) Created by: artr.

Moxiemoron: /mok see mor on/ Raoul was a moxiemoron when it came to matters of driving and courtship. He wanted to get married, but picked women who didn’t. He wanted to get his driver’s license, but failed to pass his test, because he did not study the highway code. Was he doomed to always spend his life with just a learner’s license? Not quite qualified and driving the wrong way on the one way street of love? Etymology: Moxie (fortitude and determination) & Oxymoron (conjoining contradictory terms) & Moron (a person of subnormal intelligence)
Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: n. A lovable yet stupid pet. v. To be dumb, fat, lazy, arrogant, and totally, completely, irresistibly cute.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Pettedplant: /pet ed PLANT/ Her dog Mimado usually lay around the house like a pettedplant, and today was no exception. “Oh, smoochiepoochie!” she exclaimed fondly as her dog pet-ter-pattered over and settled down in her lap for one of his 3-hour naps. The fact that Mimado was now almost 90 pounds was beginning to weigh on her, both literally and figuratively. But she had created this monster, and now she was being hoisted by her own pet-ard. Etymology: potted plant + pet Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Pettedplant:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-06: 06:13:00
great word

Mopetron: /moh-pet-tron/ Hammy the cat’s mopetronic behaviour was starting to creep her out, the constant eye contact and weird little grunts he made by his empty food dish – he would lay there all day until she fed him again. If Hammy could talk he would say, “You must tell me how beautiful I am daily, and you must pet me when I want you to, not only that YOU are MY slave, you do what I want when I want.” Etymology: moron (a stupid dimwit) + pet (domesticated tamed animal companion) Created by: remistram.

Scrumpy: // Look at that scrumpy feline! Etymology: Created by: clevercommentary.

Adorablob: /ədôrəbläb/ Wes thinks he owns a cat. He is wrong. That thing that eats cat food, purrs when scratched is not a cat at all. Cats are barely domesticated creatures that hunt mice and other small critters. Cats are agile and light of foot. Wes’ pet is none of these. What he has is an adorablob, a cute, treat eating, litter soiling lump of fur with the about as much ambition of a sofa cushion. Last week Wes had to trap and remove a mouse that was starting to establish a nest on Fatty McButterpants’ belly. Etymology: adorable (inspiring great affection; delightful; charming) + blob (an indeterminate mass or shape) Created by: artr.

Comments on Adorablob:

karenanne, 2010-11-05: 13:15:00
“Fatty McButterpants”! That’s great! …Although it reminds me of NJ Governor Christie, who is not so cuddly….

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James

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DEFINITION: n. A sick planet which has a cold, a fever, and some kind of weird infection. v. To be worried sick about the health of the planet, because you know the problem is really the people.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Universillness: /yoōnəvərsilnis/ The citizens of Mars have voted to study the science of moving their planet to another solar system to get away from the universillness called Earth. Etymology: universe/universal (all existing matter and space considered as a whole; the cosmos) + illness (a disease or period of sickness affecting the body or mind) Created by: artr.

Galaxative: /gal ax a tiv/ Old Mother Earth had been long been in a constipative state when it came to ridding her heavenly body of toxins. Some Earthlings feared that it was getting too late to give her a galaxative to rid herself of the cosmic damage inflicted by her inhabitants. Etymology: Galaxy ((astronomy) a collection of star systems; any of the billions of systems each having many stars and nebulae and dust) & Laxative (a mild cathartic;stimulating evacuation)
Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Galaxative:

galwaywegian, 2010-11-04: 04:29:00
stellar!

Deglobecay: /dee-globe-kay/ The rotting stench of Earth’s deglobecay could be detected by foreign beings high up in the stratosphere. So much so that they created a Febreeze spray bottle the size of Pluto. Etymology: decay (sick & rotting) + globe (planet) Created by: remistram.

Urachoonus: /U R ACHEW NUS/ It looks like a nice place to visit, but the Urachoonus is getting to the breaking point down there. Etymology: Uranus + A Sneeze Created by: idavecook.

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DEFINITION: v. To ignore anything positive and focus your energy on problems, disasters, and whatever bad news you find. n. A person who searches for, and feeds on, other people’s weaknesses, failures and mistakes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Flawyer: /flôyər/ Tony entered the field of law with high hopes of making the world a better place. What he soon discovered was that he was really in a world of flaw enforcement. When somebody messes up he makes money. Once he got all of that Don Quixote nonsense out of system he became a real flawyer. Etymology: flaw (imperfection) + lawyer (a person who practices or studies law) Created by: artr.

Depressimist: /de pres sim ist/ Woody was a pileated woodpecker and a depressimist. Nothing could please him. He even hated his species’ name…it made him sound like he always had piles. He wood birch about his troubles all day, but the other birds soon learned to twitter him for his negative talk. One brave, elder Robin finally had enough and told him, “Woody, spruce yourself up and quit pining, yew son of a beech. We know that your bark is worse than your bite. All this depressimism will alder you permanently fir sure, unless you learn to spruce up your outlook. Be happy yew are free and can fly. If yew don’t like it here, yew can pack your trunk and fly away. Yew wood be less bore-ing and a lot more poplar, if yew quit making such an ash of yourself…oakay?!” Etymology: Depress (lower someone’s spirits; make downhearted;lessen the activity or force of) & Pessimist (a person who expects the worst)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Depressimist:

karenanne, 2010-11-03: 22:34:00
Perfect word – it should have an entry in Webster’s!

karenanne, 2010-11-04: 18:00:00
I voted for yours, but it turned out I hadn’t been logged in. Well, you have the points, at least!

Snipercritical: /SNY per CRIT ih cul/ My aunt Prissy is usually looking for mistakes or flaws, real or imagined, so she can complain about how she could have done something so much better, if someone had only asked her. And she somehow manages to blame every problem of her own on someone else. Even though she’s been married five times, every one of the divorces was the man’s fault. According to her, her adult children don’t talk to her because “they are ungrateful and don’t appreciate all the sacrifices I’ve made for them.” More likely, her husbands left and most of the people in the family avoid her because she is so snipercitical, always waiting to take potshots from the sidelines. Etymology: sniper + hypercritical Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Snipercritical:

Nosila, 2010-11-04: 01:35:00
ah, the relationship assassin…

Shadyfraud: /Shade-E FROD/ Steven is scuh a shadyfraud he always laughs at me when I spill scalding coffee all over my keyboard. Etymology: Schadenfreude. God love the Germans Created by: idavecook.

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James

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DEFINITION: v. To ignore anything positive and focus your energy on problems, disasters, and whatever bad news you find. n. A person who searches for, and feeds on, other people’s weaknesses, failures and mistakes.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Depressimist: /de pres sim ist/ Woody was a pileated woodpecker and a depressimist. Nothing could please him. He even hated his species’ name…it made him sound like he always had piles. He wood birch about his troubles all day, but the other birds soon learned to twitter him for his negative talk. One brave, elder Robin finally had enough and told him, “Woody, spruce yourself up and quit pining, yew son of a beech. We know that your bark is worse than your bite. All this depressimism will alder you permanently fir sure, unless you learn to spruce up your outlook. Be happy yew are free and can fly. If yew don’t like it here, yew can pack your trunk and fly away. Yew wood be less bore-ing and a lot more poplar, if yew quit making such an ash of yourself…oakay?!” Etymology: Depress (lower someone’s spirits; make downhearted;lessen the activity or force of) & Pessimist (a person who expects the worst)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Depressimist:

karenanne, 2010-11-03: 22:34:00
Perfect word – it should have an entry in Webster’s!

karenanne, 2010-11-04: 18:00:00
I voted for yours, but it turned out I hadn’t been logged in. Well, you have the points, at least!

Flawyer: /flôyər/ Tony entered the field of law with high hopes of making the world a better place. What he soon discovered was that he was really in a world of flaw enforcement. When somebody messes up he makes money. Once he got all of that Don Quixote nonsense out of system he became a real flawyer. Etymology: flaw (imperfection) + lawyer (a person who practices or studies law) Created by: artr.

Snipercritical: /SNY per CRIT ih cul/ My aunt Prissy is usually looking for mistakes or flaws, real or imagined, so she can complain about how she could have done something so much better, if someone had only asked her. And she somehow manages to blame every problem of her own on someone else. Even though she’s been married five times, every one of the divorces was the man’s fault. According to her, her adult children don’t talk to her because “they are ungrateful and don’t appreciate all the sacrifices I’ve made for them.” More likely, her husbands left and most of the people in the family avoid her because she is so snipercitical, always waiting to take potshots from the sidelines. Etymology: sniper + hypercritical Created by: karenanne.

Comments on Snipercritical:

Nosila, 2010-11-04: 01:35:00
ah, the relationship assassin…

Shadyfraud: /Shade-E FROD/ Steven is scuh a shadyfraud he always laughs at me when I spill scalding coffee all over my keyboard. Etymology: Schadenfreude. God love the Germans Created by: idavecook.

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James

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