Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v. tr., To engage in private, and even intimate conversations with an office colleague while publicly ignoring them. n., A co-worker and secret “best friend” with whom it is best to keep your friendship confidential.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Snubordinate: /snub-or-din-it/ On the weekends Tiffany and Becka could be found shopping, lunching and looking for love at the hottest clubs together. Becka didn’t mind at all that come Monday she was nothing but Tiffany’s snubordinate. “Tiff” promised once she got the keys to the Management lounge, they could…well, that she’d get fresher pastries, after work, outside, in the parking lot, around the corner and two blocks down. Etymology: Snub: To ignore or behave coldly toward; slight.

Suborninate: Belonging to a lower or inferior class or rank; secondary. Created by: lumina.

Comments on Snubordinate:

Mustang, 2008-09-23: 08:16:00
She should be brought up on charges of insnubordination.

yellowbird, 2008-09-23: 18:34:00
snubbery = opposite of snobbery?? very nice word

Incogmigo: /in-kog-mee-goh/ Jenny liked to have a number of incogmigos at work who were used as her contacts to keep track of all the politics and gossip going on. Etymology: INCOGMIGO – noun – from INCOGNITO (having one’s identity concealed to avoid notice)+ AMIGO (a friend) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Incogmigo:

lumina, 2008-09-24: 00:07:00
I likey, and I votey. 🙂

OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-24: 05:47:00
I like it too.

Protocoldshoulder: /pro-toe-cold-shol-dur/ Whenever I encounter my barhopping buddy/CEO at work I am given the protocoldshoulder. Etymology: protocol (official formality and etiquette) + cold shoulder (snub) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Protocoldshoulder:

Mustang, 2008-09-23: 08:13:00
Exquisite!!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-24: 05:46:00
Good word

Differsociate: /dif-er-SOSE-she-ayt/ Peggy Sue was a social climber as well as being professionally ambitious and she made social distinctions in public between those who could help or who might hinder her professionally as well as socially and would only associate with ‘substandard’ friends in private…to her, to differsociate was a survival mechanism more than it was a social aberration.
Etymology: Blend of ‘differentiate’ (to make a distinction) and ‘associate’ (to join as a companion, partner, or ally) Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Differsociate:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-23: 10:18:00
clever

Nosila, 2008-09-23: 12:49:00
Is that like differsity?

lumina, 2008-09-23: 16:56:00
I’ll bet Becky Sue, in her attempt to “sniff out” who would help and who would hinder…I am sure she has done quite a bit of kissassociating. 🙂

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DEFINITION: v. intr., To have the strength of character, persistence of heart, and dimness of wit to follow an unchanging course of action even when it is completely ineffective. n., A person who unhappily does the same thing over and over again.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Redundunce: /ri-duhn-duhns

/ Jenny is a classic redundunce who needs to do things thirty, or forty times before she realizes they don’t work.

Etymology: REDUNDUNCE – noun from REDUNDANT (unnecessary repetition) + DUNCE (dull-witted, stupid, or ignorant person)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Redundunce:

Nosila, 2008-09-22: 01:13:00
Good word!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-23: 05:57:00
very nice

Sisyphutile: /Sis-y-phu-tile/ Her chronic bankruptcy and sisyphutile efforts earned her glances of repulsed horror from the clerks at the Shopmart.

It was task of sisyphutilean magnitude, and despite this he assumed responsibility.

The hunt for weeds and insects became so inexorably sisyphutiling that gardening was no longer a pleasure.

To sisyphutile or not to sisyphutile? Etymology: Sisyphus (mythological figure sentenced to an eternity of rolling a stone to the top of a hill only to have it roll back down) & futile (ineffective) Created by: zxvasdf.

Comments on Sisyphutile:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-22: 11:47:00
wonderful etymology

OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-23: 06:09:00
A classical beauty.

Futilibot: /Few-till-ih-bot/ “Tommy must have asked Jill out three hundred times. Can’t he see she’ll never say yes? What a futilibot!” Etymology: Futile – ineffective, useless; Bot – from ‘robot’, programmed to perform one action Created by: MissRabbit.

Comments on Futilibot:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-23: 06:03:00
I have an obseesion with words based on robot: Ildrobot: [noun] Part female human & part electronic being, designed to live on planets other than Earth. [From ild, an Old Norse feminine affix, and robot; also androbot and humobot.] Love futilibot.

Halfwitual: /haf-wit-u-al/ Sally was a halfwitual bargain shopper who repeatedly bought the giant size box of cereal at Costco to save money and then always threw out half of it when it went stale. Etymology: half wit + habitual Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Halfwitual:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-09-23: 05:56:00
Excellent combination

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DEFINITION: v. tr., To carefully place a lid on a bottle, especially a salad dressing bottle, so that it appears closed and will not spill unless the bottle is moved or shaken. n., A bottle which has been prepared in such a manner.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Gotchup: /gächÉ™p/ Rudy fell for a whole bottle of gotchup. He was a great fan of practical jokes. He was constantly pulling stunts on his roommate. Finally it was Billy’s turn. After observing Rudy’s habit of turning the catsup bottle over and giving it a good thunk before opening the cap, Billy knew what to do. He loosened the cap and sat back to see the results. Sure enough, Rudy proceeded to empty about half the bottle on his pants and new shoes with one good whack. The whole thing was made that much sweeter by the fact that Rudy insisted on buying the cheap runny catsup instead of the brand that Billy liked. His only regret was that PitterPat, his cat, was well within the spatter zone as the prank ensued. Etymology: gotcha (an instance of publicly tricking someone or exposing them to ridicule) + catsup (a spicy sauce made chiefly from tomatoes and vinegar, used as a condiment) Created by: artr.

Comments on Gotchup:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-19: 09:33:00
great story

Mustang, 2008-09-19: 17:12:00
Excellent word!

Capunked: /ka-puhngk-d
/ Jeremy capunked three different people at dinner last night leaving ketchup, mustard and oil and vinegar on the walls, ceiling and floors, not to mention his victims.

Etymology: CAPUNKED – verb – from CAP (a close-fitting covering for a bottle, or jar) + PUNKED (to “get” someone in a practical joke; someone caught unaware in a practical joke)
Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Capunked:

zxvasdf, 2008-09-21: 21:24:00
CAPUNKED: A Mob Hit. What Al Capone’s show would have been called.

Connedement: /condiment/ Doris’s mother-in-law loved to poke around in the fridge whenever she came to visit. She would pull out all the sauce and dressings bottles, giving them a firm shake and peering at the use by dates before exclaiming loudly to embarrass Doris, when she found an old one.
This time, Doris had a cunning plan to thwart the old biddy. Her fridge was now full of connedements – at the first shake, her mother-in-law was sure to get a face full of thousand island dressing, fish sauce or aioli. Etymology: conned (subject to a confidence trick) + dement (to cause someone to lose their faculties) + condiment (accompaniments for your food) Created by: petaj.

Comments on Connedement:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-19: 09:25:00
Hey Petaj – welcome back!! Great word today

Mustang, 2008-09-19: 17:13:00
Good one!

Nosila, 2008-09-19: 20:08:00
Welcome back…my connedeplements on your word!

Decaplidated: /de-CAP-lid-aytd/ When the lid flew off the salad dressing bottle when she shook it, Audrey realized with great chagrin that once again, her husband, Elrod, had played his lame decaplidated trick on her again. Etymology: Blend of ‘decapitated’ and ‘lid’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Decaplidated:

Nosila, 2008-09-19: 20:06:00
Off with his head!

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DEFINITION: n., A sulky look characterized by prolonged eye contact, which pets give their owners and/or spouses when they feel neglected. v. tr., To stare at someone with a sad-eyed look in an effort to make them feel guilty.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Petyouglance: /pet u glans/ Petula could not help the fact that she had to go out to work every day. She just had to in order to pay for the upkeep of her many pets. That did not stop them from sending a petyouglance her way everytime she came home. Her school of fish focussed their pupils on her. Rabbit Redford gave her a petyouglance anytime she came near his Starsky InHutch. Her pooches, Bob Barker, Mutt Damon and Angela Bassett became her all-seeing-eye dogs. Her cats: Meow Tse Tung, Mick Jaguar, Cheetah Rivera and Leopardo Di Catprio could catapult her into a cataclysm with their accusacatory looks. Her reptiles: Myrtle Turtle, Jose Gecko, Sally Mander, Boa Dicea, Cybill Serpent and Slither N. Yawn, all looked at her cold-bloodedly.
And of course, her pet birds, Peter Finch, Walter Pigeon, Perry Keet and Polly Wannacracker not only gave her those sidelong looks, they also squawked their disapproval. Poor Petula,
those petyouglances petrified her! Etymology: Pet (a domesticated animal kept for companionship or amusement;a fit of petulance or sulkiness (especially at what is felt to be a slight)
preferred above all others and treated with partiality) & You (yourself; 2nd person singular/plural) & Glance (look at) & rhymes with Petulance (easily irritated or annoyed state) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Petyouglance:

lumina, 2008-09-19: 06:22:00
Hey, you forgot her fave pooch Mary Louise Barker. Yeah, I used to live next door to Petula. Matter of fact I gave her Whoopie Goldfish for Christmas a few years ago…may she rest in peace…

Nosila, 2008-09-20: 19:02:00
I also forgot her horse, Pony Soprano…boy if looks could kill…

Nosila, 2008-09-20: 19:30:00
I also forgot her horse, Pony Soprano…boy if looks could kill…

Critterseyes: /critter-size/ Each day when she left for work her cat would critterseyes her from the tiny opening in the living room shutters.
Etymology: criticize + eyes + critter Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Critterseyes:

galwaywegian, 2008-09-18: 06:26:00
nice!

Nosila, 2008-09-19: 01:47:00
You have a crittercal eye!

Glaredycat: /Gl-air-dee-cat/ When her owner Tom came home from work, Pusskins would often sit there putting on her best glaredycat expression waiting for him to feel so guilty that he would have to open a fresh tin of salmon for her tea, just to ease his conscience for having to leave her alone for so long. Etymology: Glare(to stare intensively) + Cat(a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur) = Glaredycat Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Glaredycat:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-18: 11:21:00
great word

lumina, 2008-09-19: 06:23:00
Me likey…and me votey. 🙂

Mydopia: /m aye doe peeee ya/ her mydopia was her second worst look, the worst was reserved for when you bought her the wrong birthday present. He shuddered as he remembered her last bout of presbuydopia. Etymology: myopia, my dope (denoting possesion of an idiot). Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Mydopia:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-18: 11:20:00
very funny

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DEFINITION: v. intr., To avoid unwanted interruptions (visits, calls, or emails) by pretending to be unavailable, unreachable or unconscious. n., A person who pretends they are not home in order to avoid talking to someone.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Attendshungetter: /at tend shun get ter/ Alan was always an attendshungetter, whether at work in the office or at home. He could zone out and retreat into his own little fantasy world to avoid other people such as meetings,classes, door-to-door sales people, his mother-in-law, his wife and anything or anyone else he chose to. In his mind, he travelled far away, usually on a spaceship or he replayed his favourite movie scenes. Some people thought he could astral-project himself, because he could recall no details when he “came back”. On Halloween night he hid in the house in the dark, with the porchlight on, watching from behind the drapes to avoid the trick or treaters. His mind was like his home. Like his Mother had always said… the lights were on but there was no one home. Etymology: Attend (give heed (to);be present at (meetings, church services, university), etc.) & Shun (avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of) & Getter (a person who acquires as a result of some effort or action) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Attendshungetter:

metrohumanx, 2008-09-17: 01:29:00
ANOTHER Nosila classic!

metrohumanx, 2008-09-17: 11:32:00
AHA! Zone out ! I KNEW it wasn’t just us.

Ignoraphobic: /ig-nor-a-fobic/ Due to all the papparazzi and bad press, Perez Hilton now and then becomes ignoraphobic, dodging all forms of communication no matter how juicy the tip, tidbit, rumor or photo. Believe it or not, sometimes even HE tires of the “spotlight.” Etymology: Ignore + Agoraphobic

Ignoring, while staying in, due to becoming phobic. Created by: lumina.

Comments on Ignoraphobic:

Jabberwocky, 2008-09-17: 14:02:00
clever blend

Catatoniact: /-katÉ™tÉ’nɪəkt-/ Bob was catatoniacting the whole thing really hard. He was really trying to make his cataroniact believable… Etymology: CATATONIACT. vb. n. From Catatonic stupor (severe psychiatric and medical condition characterized by a general absence of motor activity) + Act (A manifestation of intentional or unintentional insincerity; a pose) Created by: vmalcolm.

Deafhere: /-Deh-ef-he-ear-/ Mrs. Soul patched the call through to her secretary. “I thought I told you I wasn’t here?”, she said, you just have to turn a deafhere. Etymology: Deafhere n., hybrid of the nouns deaf and here, and inspired by the phrase “to turn a deaf ear”, which is a common adult tactic and defense mechanism. Is the spell checker new to this site? I just noticed it now. Don’t expect a reply of course, in the circumstances I mean. Created by: scrabbelicious.

Comments on Deafhere:

metrohumanx, 2008-09-17: 11:31:00
I have not encountered a spell checker…but definitely a double-point word, S !

scrabbelicious, 2008-09-18: 16:49:00
It must be my new browser….who thought that was a good idea?

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