Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: A mixture of delight and guilt felt when a colleague, whom you despise, suffers a misfortune.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Hiphipsorray: /hip hip sorray/ A classic case of “the good news and the bad news” was just the way Candace’s life seemed to be going lately.
So when she heard Linda, not Linda B., but Linda S, the one who stole her man had been fired the same day her cat died, she couldn’t help but feel hiphipsorray. Etymology: Feeling sorry on the outside, but cheering on the inside. Created by: lumina.

Comments on Hiphipsorray:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-16: 12:29:00
great

Mustang, 2008-06-16: 19:21:00
Excellent

lumina, 2008-06-16: 22:33:00
Hey, thanks guys. Just found this fun site, and finding my way around. I make up alot of words for fun anyway, so this is right up my alley. 🙂
Alot of VERY talented Verbologists here! 🙂

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-17: 03:08:00
Very i-LUMINA-ting. But I’m sorry about the cat.

lumina, 2008-06-17: 10:46:00
Ozziebob…yeah…the cat…Candace is still feeling very illitterate about it. (Etymology: ill=sick, litter=as in kitty. Def: The lowest point of grief after losing a beloved feline.) 🙂

Coolamity: /kool am it ee/ It wasn’t that Jane wasn’t fond of Bill…no, she absolutely hated him.He had started after her, for more money and she had to train him. To top that, he got a promotion and big raise that should have been hers. While she slaved away ensuring that the project was completed on time, he swanned off to join the boss for golf every Wednesday afternoon. That Bill was just schmoozing his way into the old boys’ network and she was left behind to do all the work! This Wednesday things had changed, as if in answer to Jane’s prayers. After the “boys” went off for their weekly golf game, a dreadful storm had blown in. At the 15th hole, Bill had been struck dead by lightening and perished. Jane’s reaction, between crocodile tears, was one of coolamity…now they’d have to promote her to fill Bill’s place. She liked that…her new name would be Coolamity Jane! Etymology: Cool ( psychologically cool and unenthusiastic; unfriendly or unresponsive or showing dislike or great coolness and composure under strain) & Amity (a state of friendship and cordiality) & Calamity (an event resulting in great loss and misfortune)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Coolamity:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-17: 02:58:00
Doesn’t seem a fairway to go? Enjoyed your sentence; cool word.

Dupliciglee: /do-pliss-i-glee/ Sally had a difficult time hiding her dupliciglee when the office know it all got the boot. Etymology: duplicity + glee (deceitful happiness)

Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Dupliciglee:

Mustang, 2008-06-16: 19:22:00
Best of the day!

Nosila, 2008-06-16: 19:32:00
good one

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-17: 02:50:00
Enchanting words: it dances before your eyes.

Gleemorse: /glee – morse/ Frowning on the outside, giggling on the inside, Lucinda was thoroughly enjoying her waves of gleemorse as word circulated around the office that her social superior and tormentor, Elvira, had been diagnosed with genital herpes and was suddenly being shunned by all the single guys in the department. Etymology: blend of glee and remorse Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Gleemorse:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-16: 12:32:00
great word

Nosila, 2008-06-16: 19:22:00
Sounds like you have invented the gleemorsecode

lumina, 2008-06-16: 22:35:00
Love it! Good one!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-17: 02:54:00
Fantastic.

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James

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DEFINITION: The art of sneaking to the office kitchen without having to take orders from your colleagues for coffee, or tea, or anything…

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Creepuccino: /creep-uh-cheeno/ Every day it gets more difficult to sidle past my co-workers to practice the ancient art of creepuccino. Yesterday I almost got caught because of the frothy mustache. Etymology: creep (sneak) + cappuccino Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Creepuccino:

Rutilus, 2008-06-13: 12:25:00
Like it

wordmeister, 2008-06-13: 15:40:00
re: mustache. Perhaps you should shave?

Nosila, 2008-06-13: 23:05:00
Java close shave?

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-15: 20:08:00
Good word.

Eatraider: /eet ray der/ Jocelyn was an accomplished eat-raider. Not only could she out sell her colleagues on the Internet and the NYSE and TSE, she could plan her futures, so that after she placed a particularly steep bid which left her co-workers focussed on their screens and trying to understand her ploys, she made a commandonut & coffee raid on the staff kitchen. When she picked out the consomme instead of the boullion, she ran back to make a stock exchange and pointed to it with her index finger. Since you had to pay for the food, she was often a broker eat-raider. Yes, Jocelyn was a stealthy eater. Etymology: Eat (take in solid food) & Raider (someone who takes spoils or plunder or a corporate investor who intends to take over a company by buying a controlling interest in its stock and installing new management)& e-trader ( someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of goods to be sold on the electronic stock market). Created by: Nosila.

Cuppouflage: /cup-oh-flaj/ Linda carefully placed her cup in the box, the one she kept her ’tissues’ in and headed in the direction of the ladies. She diverted to the stairwell to the next floor, walked back across, and down again straight into the kitchen.

Tea made, she carefully crept back up the stairs, back across to the other side and down again, to make it look like she’d been to the loo.

Once she was back at her desk she carefully took the mug of tea out of the box and enjoyed the moment. She had become quite adept in the execution of cuppouflage; she wasn’t going to hang around making brews for all and sundy that’s for sure. Etymology: Cuppa – cup of tea/coffee;
Camouflage – the art of concealment Created by: Rutilus.

Comments on Cuppouflage:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-13: 10:38:00
great plan – I’ll have to try it sometime

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-15: 20:09:00
Another good word.

Subteafuge: /subb teee few jjj/ Her subteafuge was only matched by her teacrecy Etymology: subterfuge, tea Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Subteafuge:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-13: 10:36:00
love it

Nosila, 2008-06-13: 22:58:00
Teariffic word!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-15: 20:10:00
Very subtle blending.

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James

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Definition Comments:

metrohumanx – 2008-06-15: 11:30:00

I LIKE EATRAIDER !
The double meaning is very funny…
Metrohumanx

DEFINITION: A lie told by a politician which is not really a lie, because in their heart of hearts, they are pretending it is true.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Itsnofacto: /itz – no – FACT – oh/ Senator Hornblower had been hawking his latest trumped up gimmick for so long he had polished the delivery to the point that even he himself could no longer separate fact from fiction and his spiel was itsnofacto truth in his mind. Etymology: It’s + no + fact….play on ‘ipso facto’…’by the fact itself; by the very nature of the deed’ Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Itsnofacto:

TJayzz, 2008-06-12: 08:27:00
Great word!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-12: 11:40:00
very funny – rolls off the tongue

Nosila, 2008-06-12: 20:38:00
Ah, many’s a good story is ruined by sticking to the factos…good word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-13: 08:25:00
Very clever – luv it!

Defactualize: /de-fact-choo-uh-lahyz/ Good politicians are able to defactualize freely and sincerely about any and every situation in order to gain the upper hand and score political points, depending on who they are talking to. Etymology: DEFACTUALIZE – verb – from DE (do, or make the opposite of; reverse) + FACT (reality; truth) + CONCEPTUALIZE (a general notion or idea formed in the mind) Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Defactualize:

wordmeister, 2008-06-12: 10:20:00
Excellent word! It is certainly one we could use in real life. I can see a politician explaining that he wasn’t lying, it was just a simple matter of “defactualization”.

Nosila, 2008-06-12: 20:39:00
I think you just invented a bew buzz word, Stevenson0!

Nosila, 2008-06-12: 20:39:00
I meant NEW buzz word

Fibdelity: /fib-DEL-i-tee/ Fred was the consummate politician, telling all new parliamentary members daly, that if you are must lie to the electorate, do it with spincerity. For, after all, you doing it for their good, aren’t you?
Although, it cannot be said that Fred didn’t have a political conscience, refusing to employ a spin-doctor, preferring to weave his own brand of fibdelity. But the most important piece of political wisdom he shared with his party’s novice “gravy-trainers” was that, in the end, all that really counts in politics is having the numbers. Etymology: FIB: to tell a white lie & FIDELITY: trust, trueheart, integrity. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Fibdelity:

Rutilus, 2008-06-12: 11:28:00
Another belter there Ozziebob! Superb stuff

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-12: 11:40:00
fantastic

galwaywegian, 2008-06-12: 14:30:00
love it!

Clintonism: /Klin-ton-izem/ Although being caught red-handed as it were, Rupert De Soussa, the MP for Lustington South continued to deny his affair with the local vicars wife. His Clintonisms however were not fooling anyone, no matter how much he protested his innocence. Etymology: Taken from the famous quote ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman.’ Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Clintonism:

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-12: 11:39:00
great application – too bad he will ‘go down’ in history for this

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-13: 08:26:00
Good word.

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James

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DEFINITION: The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Mattressidal: /Mat-ress-idal/ Lisa felt positively mattressidal when she discovered her new husband Tony in a compromising position on the marriage bed with her maid of honor and ‘best friend’ Sue. And to top it all off they were using the black satin sheets bought by her rather ‘racy’ grandmother as a wedding gift!! Etymology: Mattress (Fabric filled case used on a bed.)Arabic ‘carpet or cushion’. + Suicidal(The intention to kill oneself) Latin sui ‘of oneself’ +caedere ‘kill’ = Mattressidal Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Mattressidal:

wordmeister, 2008-06-11: 00:18:00
Great word! funny!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-11: 12:13:00
great combo

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-12: 07:26:00
Funny and creative.

Jigamortis: /jig-uh-MAWR-tis/ “Nana! nana!-where are you?” I cried out. The door of Bob’s and my bedroom was for some reason closed; but pushing against it I forced it open. My nana lay on the ground. A horrible feeling came over me, – I thought she was dead. On bending down I could find no injury, and I found that she still was breathing, so I trusted that she had only fainted. I sprinkled her face with water, and she shortly after heaved a sigh and opened her eyes. “Is this a hideous dream?” she asked; “and why are Bob and Trixie here wrapped only in the satin sheets I gave you for a wedding present!” “There’s nothing to be alarmed about, nana,” I answered. “Bob has gone to work and Trixie is holidaying in Far North Queensland” “Oh! go and look for yourself,” she said, ” I give her FNQ!”
Assured that she had fully recovered, I hurried out to find Bob and Trixie, on all fours still wrapped in the satin sheets, their clothes in their hands, making their way to the front door. That indeed for me was a miserable sight and jigamortis set in. Nan did her utmost to comfort me. “You haven’t got anything to worry about: you better off without them!” exclaimed nan. “So here’s a pen and paper; just write a note to them, and get them to send back the satin sheets!” Etymology: JIGA from jig-a-jig, jig-jig, jiggy-jig, jig-a-jog n. sexual intercourse, often found in (pidgin) slangs & rythming with rigor MORTIS: death’s stiffening; in familar terms: numbness, a sense of chilliness. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Comments on Jigamortis:

wordmeister, 2008-06-11: 08:45:00
Great word! The jigs up!

Jabberwocky, 2008-06-11: 12:12:00
funny

Nosila, 2008-06-11: 21:43:00
love it

Spoustracised: /spows-tra-sized/ Chloe was mortified. Dan, the man of her dreams or so she thought, humping away with best friend and maid of (dis)honour Jane.

The bitch had seduced her new hubby and she had been left truly spoustracised on her special day. Etymology: spouse – husband or wife;
ostracised – forced out, ignored Created by: Rutilus.

Comments on Spoustracised:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-12: 07:23:00
Great word.

Knivesinwhitesatin: /nyves-in-wyte-satin/ The discovery of the tryst sent her into a state of knivesinwhitesatin hopefully “never reaching the end” Etymology: knives (the kind that in literature come flying out of ones eyes) + Nights in White Satin (Moody Blues)+ knights + knives and wives rhyme Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Knivesinwhitesatin:

OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-12: 07:28:00
No Sir Galahad in this tale; very creative word.

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James

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