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Please don’t eat that stuff in front of me.

DEFINITION: v. tr., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”.

Please don't eat that stuff in front of me.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Vicetarian: /vahys-i-tair-ee-uh n/ Becoming a vicetarian is fairly easy if you don’t mind following up a night of vodka shooters with a bed of baby spinach and sprouts. Etymology: vice vegetarian Created by: MadTripper.

Eatonement: /eet-ohn-muhnt/ Ken underwent eatonement every year after he and his old highschool buddies had their annnual “live like the 1970’s” weekend. After 48 hours of living like he was 16 again he would eatone by eating only rhubarb and radishes for 3 days and having a high colonic. Etymology: eat + atonement Created by: Scrumpy.

Lushtritionist: /lush-trish-uh-ist/ Amy converted to a very strict high protein and vegetable diet to counter attack her litre a day tequila lunches. Etymology: lush + nutritionist Created by: Stevenson0.

Compensot: /kom-pen-sot/ Finding her liver spots to be totally unacceptable, Sue became a compensot, eating only vegetables and drinking plenty of water through the daylight hours. Etymology: compensate, sot (drunkard) Created by: purpleartichokes.

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Ewhh! You’re eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?

DEFINITION: v. tr., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.

Ewhh! You're eating chocolate-covered ants with a knife and fork!?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Silverwary: /sil-ver-wair-ee/ i knew when he brought a knife and fork to pizza hut that he must be quite silverwary Etymology: silverware, wary Created by: rikboyee.

Analutensive: /AY-nuhl-yoo-TEHN-siv/ He was so analutensive, he brought out his own sterile pack of silverware at the Ethiopian restaurant, where he was meeting his fiance’s parents for the first time. Soon thereafter, his embarrassed fiance ripped him a new one, and the next day he underwent cutlerectal surgery. (cutlery + colorectal) Etymology: anal-retentive + utensil Created by: ScrabbledEgg.

Forkitude: /fawrk-ih-tood/ Despite all the gawking and weird looks she ate her 3 scoop ice cream cone with confident forkitude and unwavering courage. Etymology: fork + fortitude Created by: remistram.

Squeamdish: /squeem-dish/ A squeamdish person will always use utensils while preparing or eating food. People who criticize this eating disorder are know as dishrags. Etymology: squeamish + dish Created by: Jabberwocky.

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Come on, you ate the banana. Now eat the peel.

DEFINITION: n., The fear of eating the skins of fruits, vegetables, or small animals. v. tr., To worry about saving one’s skin while chewing on a rind, peel, or pelt.

Come on, you ate the banana. Now eat the peel.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Repulskin: /ri-puhl-skin/ Amy has sufferd from the dreaded phobia of repulskin since early childhood. She can’t eat apples, grapes, nectarines, or especially fuzzy peaches, or any other fruits unless all the skin is completely peeled off. Etymology: repulsion + skin Created by: Stevenson0.

Dermaghast: /Der-MA-ghast/ When Bob developed a picaderm for chunks of cobia skin, Roxie chundered cobiaphobically. And, soon, her dermaghast was not confined only to cobia; for she peelreeled at the sight of peaches, shellshaked at the soupcon of shrimp and couldn’t shed the dread of dehusking. Dermaghast and despondent, it was clear that she was dermsquirming almost pandermically. Etymology: 1. Derm: skin & aghast; to fear, dread 2.Cobia (cho-Bi-ah): a tropical food & game food fish. 3.Chunder: (Aust slang): to vomit. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

Skinflinch: /skin-flinch/ Sue was such a skinflinch that she gagged every time she passed by a basket of peaches. Etymology: skinflint + flinch Created by: Jabberwocky.

Disskinbobulated: /dis-skin-bob-yu-lay-ted/ the date was going well until he bought out some grapes that he had neglected to peel, and she suddenly felt completely disskinbobulated Etymology: skin, discombobulated Created by: rikboyee.

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You’ve done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.

DEFINITION: v. tr., To imply that person is usually unhelpful when asking for their assistance. n., An unwilling, unproductive and uninhibitedly useless helper.

You've done such a good job emptying your beer bottles.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Assistcant: /uh-sist-kant/ Because of family politics and pressures, I had to hire my useless, lazy, out-of-work again cousin as my assistcant. Etymology: assistant + can’t (the game won’t let me put in the apostrophe however) Created by: Stevenson0.

Lackydaisical: /lack-ee-day-zik-ul/ he knew by now that whenever ‘so you think you can dance’ was on, she was going to be very lackydaisical Etymology: lacky, lackadaisical Created by: rikboyee.

Procrastinaide: /pro-kras-tin-aid/ Jim was a procrastinaide, full of good intentions but unable to get anything done. Etymology: procrastinate (dawdle, defer) + aide Created by: Jabberwocky.

Dysalacrite: /dis-a-lak-rite/ Despite Roxie’s hinderantic tirades, Bob remained an uninhibited dysalacrite, and an alcomatose couchroach. Etymology: Dysalacrity: antonym of alacrity: state of ready, willing and eager to act & -ite: one connected with. Verbal form: dysalacriate. Created by: OZZIEBOB.

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Hey Grandma! YOUR MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD!

DEFINITION: adj., Pertaining to the sound quality emanating from someone else’s earbuds. n., Second-hand sound (i.e. previously heard), which has escaped from a headphone or other personal listening device.

Hey Grandma! YOUR MUSIC IS WAY TOO LOUD!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Earjaculate: /eer-JAK-u-layt/ Nancy sat on the subway wearing her ipod but not listening to it. She felt odd doing it that way, but throughout the train she could hear the earjaculate headmedowns of the other passengers. The way the podjamas merged into its own kind of earjam was more soothing to her than her own musical selections could have ever been. earjam: something you fill your ears with. podjamas: the barely audible sound of another person’s ipod. headmedowns: second-hand music. Etymology: ear + ejaculate (shooting out of) Created by: MrDave2176.

Podlution: /pod-loo-shuhn/ The podlution emanating from fifty different passengers on the subway this morning was not only deafening, but also migraine irritating. Etymology: iPod + pollution Created by: Stevenson0.

Hearplay: /-ËˆhÉªÉ¹ple(Éª)-/ Hearplay is not admissible evidence when deciding whether or not a song sucks. Etymology: From hearsay + play Created by: ErWenn.

Handmesound: /HAND-mee-sound/ Alex’s understanding of what he called “popular music” came entirely from handmesound hip-hop he picked up on the bus. Etymology: hand-me-down + sound Created by: mplsbohemian.

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