Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: To eat your favorite food, not because you are hungry, but because you are feeling sad or lonely.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Chompensate: /chomp-en-sate/ Stu would often chompensate for his loneliness with a big bowl of granola. Etymology: chomp + compensate + sate Created by: Jabberwocky.

Mealancholy: /meel-en-coll-ee/ he walked into his lonely flat and headed straight to the fridge for some mealancholy Etymology: meal, melancholy Created by: rikboyee.

Gloomandize: /gloo-muhn-deez/ He was so upset that his girlfriend dumped him that he pulled out his favourite cereal, Cheerios (how ironic), and had a major gloomandize session eating the whole box non-stop. Etymology: gloom + gormandize (to eat greedily or ravenously) Created by: Stevenson0.

Munchsturbate: /munch-stur-bate/ In order to keep his mind and body busy after the break-up, Bob would munchsturbate on high-fiber cereal – spending his time equally with the cereal bowl and toilet bowl. Etymology: munch, masturbate Created by: purpleartichokes.

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DEFINITION: A state of heightened, subconscious awareness that allows drivers to “safely” navigate and control a vehicle without watching the road.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Napigation: /nap-i-gay-shun/ Nerida’s sleep apnoea was offset by her excellent napigation, so even when she dozed off at the wheel because of her sleep problems she was still able to win the Paris to Dakkar rally. Etymology: navigation + nap Created by: petaj.

Tripnosis: /trip-no-siss/ after years of taking the kids to their early morning swimming lessons, it became easy for me to get there via tripnosis Etymology: trip, hypnosis Created by: rikboyee.

Autovana: /aw-toh-vah-nuh/ Driving was pure pleasure when she climbed into her car and slipped into a state of autovana. Etymology: automobile + automatic + nirvana Created by: Stevenson0.

Lucmanoeys: /look-ma-no-eyes/ Keep your eyes on the road!! Its not as if you have lucmanoeys!! Etymology: look + Ma + No + Eyes i thought of a kid riding his bicycle with no hands and showing it off to his mom. he said ” LOOK MA!! NO HANDS!! ” Created by: h4ste.

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DEFINITION: To recognize and loudly greet a friend only to realize that it is a complete stranger, who now thinks that you are somewhat odd.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Howdoyoudoh: /how-do-yoo-d’oh!/ i walked into the room and committed one of the loudest howdoyoudoh’s that anyone had ever witnessed. Etymology: how do you do, d’oh Created by: rikboyee.

Yoohoowho: /u-who-who/ She greeted, who she thought was Jenny, with a loud yoo-hoo. It quickly turned into a yoohoowho when she realized it was a complete stranger. Etymology: yoo-hoo + who Created by: Stevenson0.

Helloops: /hell + oops/ Man, that guy looked EXACTLY LIKE Adolf Hitler – what a complete helloops! Etymology: hello + oops. (Note: I created this word for this definition the first time around. I liked it too much not to use it again.) Created by: Osomatic.

Embarrassmeet: /em-BARR-uhs-meet/ Simon cringed as he recounted to everyone present the details of that morning’s embarrassmeet. Etymology: meet + embarrassment Created by: trioptimum.

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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Phonigma: /foh-nig-mah/ Those 5 little words – “It’s me. Call me back.” presented Jessie with yet another phonigma Etymology: phone, enigma Created by: purpleartichokes.

Guessage: /geh-sej/ Jim was so egotistical that he always assumed that his friends would recognize his voice, so he would always just leave guessages. Jim’s friends don’t really like him. Etymology: Guess (because you have to guess) + sage from “Message” Created by: faithlessphil.

Missage: /mis-age/ She is totally frustrated and confused when some one leaves a missage on her voice mail. The missage of course has no name, or number. To help her overcome her frustration she’ll leave a missage, or two on a random friend’s voice mail. Etymology: missed message Created by: Stevenson0.

Anonymail: /A-non-i-male/ I got an anonymail from some random dude today. Etymology: Anonymous + mail Created by: shiftysquid.

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DEFINITION: A psychological dependency on electronic messaging which often leads to compulsive emailing, even among people who are sitting inches apart.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Enal: /e-nal/ To cover his ass and reassure himself he has told everybody everything he should and covered all his bases, my boss e-mails everything instead of speaking any more. He’s totally enal. Etymology: e-mail + anal Created by: Stevenson0.

Eddicted: /ee-dik-ted/ Bob was so eddicted that his college professor had to email him with a message that said, “Yes, Bob?” When he raised his hand in class. Etymology: E: From ‘e-mail’ ddicted: from ‘addicted’ Created by: IneffableDawn.

Ependent: /e-pen-dent/ Adam is completely ependent. He even sends text messages to his girlfriend while they are making out. Etymology: Electronic (abbreviated as ‘E’) – dependent (may be varied to -dant for the British) Created by: Tesher.

Etardation: /e-tard-ay-shun/ His etardation reached it’s pinnacle when he requested a video conference from across the room. Etymology: e (for electronic, like in e-mail) + retardation Created by: joelb.

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