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DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Anonatard

Created by: dannyrvk

Pronunciation: Anon-o-tard

Sentence: not another anonatard

Etymology: anonomous and fucktard

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Phonodumbus

Created by: pinkpearls94

Pronunciation: fono-dumb-is

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Enigmessage

Created by: sevith

Pronunciation: ee-NIG-mes-ij

Sentence: If you ever receive an enigmessage, just delete and forget.

Etymology: E-the letter for all things electronic + enigma-a mystery + message-ancient greek for a letter or to rub someone else's neck.

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COMMENTS:

I also came up with this but you got there first. - MrDave2176, 2007-08-30: 17:25:00

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Smeemail

Created by: caffreyc

Pronunciation: tsmee-mail

Sentence: I got another smeemail today - I guess I know too many smees.

Etymology: "It's me" + mail

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Mysterme

Created by: Nicked

Pronunciation: MIS'-ter-me

Sentence: Tongue-tied was one thing, but brain-tied was another, she thought as she listened to yet another MysterME message asking for her to return the call.

Etymology: Myster from mystery and Mister + me from "It's me!" Alternative: MEsterious, MEntal

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Communiquepasa

Created by: torpid

Pronunciation: kuh-myoo-ni-key-pah-suh

Sentence: Joan had no idea who left the cryptic communiquepasa, "Call me" in her voicemail, but was able to determine that it was John by the fact that no one else liked her.

Etymology: Communique (offical announcement) + que pasa (what's happening)

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Prannoy

Created by: marissa1

Pronunciation: pruh-noy

Sentence: "I got a phonecall from some prannoy, I asked who it is and they said 'me.' Then the dumbass left a message and didn't leave their name!"

Etymology: prank + annoying

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