Doctorow Verbotomy: Future Language Present Tense

During the week of May 7-13 2007, we will be offering a prize to the most creative player of week. Science Fiction Author, and Information Rights Activist, Cory Doctorow (see his blog at www.craphound.com), is giving us an autographed copy of the print edition of his latest book “Overclocked: Stories of the Future Present”. Publishers Weekly describes Cory and Overclocked with these words:

An unabashed promulgator of the Internet and its democratic potential, Doctorow explores the benefits and consequences of online systems in this provocative collection of six mostly long stories… Most “meat”-minded readers will find much to savor.
~ Publishers Weekly

Overclocked by Cory DoctorowDoctorow Overclocked
Two of my favorite stories in Overclocked are “When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth” and “Anda’s Game“. I kind of work as a Sysadmin, at least for Verbotomy anyways, so it’s funny to see a SysAdmin from Cory’s perspective. And Anda’s Game is a really cool, and totally topical retake (i.e. set in the present) on Orson Scott Card’s great novel “Ender’s Game“.

Anyways, what’s really great about Cory, is that he takes the important social issues of our day, like copyright (in Printcrime) and the exploitation of third world labor systems (in Anda’s Game), and uses a Science Fiction perspective to jack-up the tension create a story that resonates with relevancy.

Verbotomy Overclocked
This is why I am so honored that Cory is supporting Verbotomy. And as we did with Kurt Vonnegut, all definitions for Doctorow Verbotomy, will be based on the author’s stories, themes and ideas — that is Cory’s newest book, Overclocked, and his other novels.

If you are Doctorow fan, and if any of Cory’s stories have sparked your imagination, we would love you to submit your ideas for Verbotomy definitions inspired by his work. If haven’t yet read any of his work, go to his visit his website and get pdf or html version of his stories. They are fun, fast and provocative — the perfect breeding ground for verbotometric creation. We will be publishing Doctorow Verbotomies everyday next week, so visit Cory’s site at www.craphound.com , see his work, and submit your definitions to us today!

Doctorow Verbotomy: Submit your Definition
You can submit your definition for Doctorow Verbotomy as a comment to this post, or you can use our Verbotomy definition page. (Please reference Cory Doctorow in the definition text box.) See:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verbinition.php

You can read more about Cory and download his stories at his blog: www.craphound.com. And of course you can also get his books at your favorite bookstore.

Official Stuff:

The winner will be chosen based on the final stats on the Verbotomy Weekly Author Ranking for the week starting on Monday May 7, 2007.

Prize: Overclocked: Stories of the Future Present, signed by Cory Doctorow (Approximate Retail Value: 15.95 US plus shipping.)
Contest Start Date: May 7, 2007 at 12:01:00 am EDT
Contest End Date: May 13, 2007 at 11:59:59 pm EDT

For Weekly Author Ranking see:
See: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2007-05-07

For complete contest rules and regulations please see our Verbotomy Contest Rules and Regulations.

Note on Rules and Regs for members of the copyleft: I will be getting advice about updating our terms and conditions so that they can follow standards set by the Creative Commons – James

Being Clear About our Allegiances

I have recieved a suggestion that perhaps the allegiances of the young lady pictured with our definition today are not, that clear. In order to address this confusion, I have prepared two alternative portraits which may offer more insight.

For reference purposes, here is the definition provided by Bulletchewer:

DEFINITION: To carefully shave your facial hair into a style which advertises your political allegiance, sexual orientation, or taste in music.

Option #1: Which whisk is hers?
Here is the original illustration published withe definition (Option #1) :

Option #2: Which whisk is hers?
Here is my second attempt with (Option #2)

Option #2: Which whisk is hers?
And here is a third alternative (Option #3) :

Please let me know if you have any preferences, sexual or otherwise… And I will update the official image accordingly.

~ James.

The Verbotomy Splinterview: JediJawa’s Right-Brain

Verbotomy Game Inventor, James Gang, chats with jedijawa, winner of Dan Pink’s Right-Brain.

James Gang: Congratulations on your win jedijawa! Here are the final stats: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2007-04-11.

Weeklink has called you “creative genius and fierce competitor”, so I am sure that all the other Verbotomists have one question they would like to ask: How do you come up with your words?

jedijawa:
Sometimes the words pop into my head, but I usually try to think of synonyms for the concepts that go into the definition. Then I try to play off of those, if they have a good sound to them, or can be mashed together with another word. If I’m having a hard time, I’ll see what direction that the other players are taking so that I don’t end up repeating what someone else has already done.

James Gang:
Did you find Verbotomy harder when you first started playing? Did your creative approach change or evolve as you played?

jedijawa:
When I first started, I did find it hard to think in terms of creating new words to the definitions, as I tended to over-think it. Now I try to let something come naturally and may look up a few synonyms to jog my memory or to get the creative process started.

James Gang: And now, as award-winning Verbotomist, is your creative approach different than when you started?

jedijawa: I don’t know how the others do it, but there are some long time members of this site who have been consistently amazing! And I don’t know how they do it every day like that, or how I managed to win the contest that week. All I can say is that I’m glad I came up with “blahg” or I wouldn’t have made it.

James Gang: Have your heard of Dan Pink before? What do you think of his idea that Right-Brainers (i.e. creative people ) will rule the future?

jedijawa: I have not heard of Dan Pink but I am pessimistic about the future of right brained-thinkers.

James Gang: Do you consider yourself a “Right-Brainer”?

jedijawa:
I fancy myself a Right-Brainer but I’m afraid that creativity is dying out in society with the proliferation of so much pacifying technology that eats up people’s time. Nobody goes to see theater, the symphony, or live performance art anymore because they can get all of that on their ipod, from Netflix, or from turning on satellite radio or tv. I’m afraid the same is true for reading, playing music, or creative writing (except for maybe some of those bloggers out there).

James Gang: Are you “creative” at work?

jedijawa: I am an attorney so I get some chances to be creative in my law practice and my job focuses on words and language so I consider myself to be a logophile. In the end I think that blogging is currently my most creative outlet.

James Gang: An Attorney? Wow! Do you have any opinion on the way the game of Verbotomy is structured? Would you change any of the rules, or the way it is played?

jedijawa: No, I’m pretty happy with the way that you have it laid out. I like the way that you’re doing some contests now so that you have more motivation to push for the big win in a week. I wouldn’t say you have to do that all the time, but the occasional contest is nice.

James Gang:
We will see what we can do about the contests. As you know we are doing the Verbotomy Cup this week, and next week we are doing a themed week around the novels and stories of Cory Doctorow. It should be fun, especially for you, as an Attorney, because Cory has some very strong opinions about copyright/copyleft and intellectual property, so we should come up with some great Verbotomy challenges… And speaking of definitions, do you have any rattling around inside your head? Would you like to share them with us?

jedijawa: I would like it a lot … I just have forgotten the couple that I thought of earlier this week. How about:

“The act of circling a parking lot looking for the closest possible space to your destination.”

Or:

“The tendency for people to believe they are above average in some activity when it is a statistical impossibility (because we can’t all be above average).”


James Gang: Those are great. We will add them to our list and I will email you when we post them. So once again, congratulations on your win! By the way, Dan Pink is in Japan for 3 months, so it could be a few more weeks before he sends you an autographed copy of his book A Whole New Mind: Why Right-Brainers Will Rule the Future.

jedijawa:
The prize was a neat incentive for this week and I see that you’re doing it again. So, thanks again. I’m still surprised that I beat that Stevenson fellow. I was a bit more inspired this week and maybe that was why … or I just got lucky! 🙂

It’s all strategic positioning.

DEFINITION: To create an illusion of busyness so that your co-workers, and most importantly your boss, never realize that you have absolutely nothing to do.

It's all strategic positioning.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Taskmasker: /task-mass-kur/ Phil was a professional taskmasker; I don’t know how he was able to look busy all the time when everyone knew he had absolutely nothing to do. Etymology: taskmaster, mask Created by: purpleartichokes.

Workastallic: /wurk-a-stahl-ik/ Jim was such a workastallic that, while giving the impression that he never let go of a project, he was in fact seriously stalling (and checking out verbotomy on the side) Etymology: workaholic + stall Created by: Jabberwocky.

Exertsham: /exert-sham/ The illusion of working is an age old problem and is also known as walking the dog, a government job, or exertsham. Etymology: exertion + sham Created by: Stevenson0.

Slackofflage: /-ˈslækəˌflɔʒ-/ The key to successful slackofflage is an untidy workspace; if your boss can identify each paper on your desk and window on your computer screen, then you’ve already lost. Etymology: From “slack off” + “camouflage” Created by: ErWenn.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=filing

Be Creative,

James

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I’d Rather Have a Cup of Verbotomy

Yes we are doing it again…

This week’s top player, based on our weekly Author ranking, will win a personalized Verbotomy Cup, emblazoned with the winner’s favorite Verbotomy comic and Verboticism. Everything you need to verbotomise your friends and/or colleagues with your witty verboticisms.

Official Stuff:

The winner will be chosen based on the final stats on the Verbotomy Weekly Author Ranking for the week starting on Monday April 30, 2007.

Prize: The Verbotomy Cup with your favorite Verbotomy and your Verboticism. (Approximate Retail Value: Not available at retail.)
Contest Start Date: April 30, 2007 at 12:01:00 am EDT
Contest End Date: May 6, 2007 at 11:59:59 pm EDT

For Weekly Author Ranking see:
See: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2007-04-30

For complete contest rules and regulations please see our Verbotomy Contest Rules and Regulations.