Author: James Gang

DEFINITION: v., To yawn or sigh repeatedly in an effort to subtly communicate one’s lack of interest in the current conversation. n., A series of long, exasperated, and often escalating sighs indicating extreme boredom.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Tedihum: /tee dee hum/ It took all of Manny’s concentration to focus of Felicia’s recap of her boring day at work. He expressed his tedihum through so many fake yawns that he actually did fall asleep standing up. That Felicia was a full-bore bore. Etymology: Tedium (dullness owing to length or slowness;the feeling of being bored by something tedious) & Ho-Hum (interjection used to express boredom, weariness, or contempt)

& Created by: Nosila.

Monotonote: /mo-NOT-oh-note/ Whenever Gerard became bored with a conversation he would ‘send’ a monotonote, usually in the form of repeated and exaggerated yawns. Etymology: Blend of ‘monotony’ (wearisome uniformity or lack of variety) and ‘note’ (give attention or heed to) Created by: Mustang.

Sighpathy: // Etymology: Created by: zafira.

Yonstant: // Etymology: Created by: Treesh.

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DEFINITION: v., To finish your plate and eat all the food in front of you, even when not hungry. n., Compulsive over-consumption of food in order to relieve guilt.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Remorsel: /ree-mawr-suhl/ Jonah’s mother hammered him every night about cleaning his plate and how there were starving children around the world. Now he can’t stand to see any remorsel go uneaten. His wife hasn’t had to rinse a single plate before loading it into the dishwasher since they first met. Etymology: remorse (deep and painful regret for wrongdoing; compunction) + morsel (a bite, mouthful, or small portion of food, candy, etc) Created by: artr.

Compulseindulge: /com-PULSE-in-dulj/ Freddie had a phobia regarding leftovers wherein he feared they would go to waste if not eaten immediately and he would immediately compulseindulge following meals wherein he would clean up all leftovers in dishes and from other folks plates. Etymology: Blend of ‘compulsion'(a strong, usually irresistible impulse to perform an act) and ‘indulge’ (to yield to, satisfy, or gratify (desires, feelings, etc) Created by: Mustang.

Compunctuate: /km punk chu ayt/ Gary’s impulse to compuctuate himself at every meal was no doubt a result of growing up listening to his mother’s incessant “Clean up your plate…kids in Africa are starving” rantings. Etymology: Compunction (a feeling of deep regret (usually for some misdeed) & Ate (fed oneself)

Created by: Nosila.

Foodaholic: // Etymology: Created by: crazycupcake1999.

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DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Smorgasfloorboard: /smȯr-gəs-flohr-bȯrd/ As a salesman, Ted practically lives in his car. Breakfast, lunch and often dinner are consumed behind the wheel. Ted is a strong believer in the 5-second (plus) rule. He looks at his car as a smorgasfloorboard. Etymology: smorgasbord (buffet-style food ) + floorboard (the floor of an automobile ) Created by: artr.

Appathetic: /ap pathetik/ Jenny slapped James wuth her Manolo Blanik’s exclaiming, ‘you’re so appathetic, you choose to eat food off the floor than drink champagne from my shoe!”
Etymology: appetizer (a small first course; food) + pathetic (ridiculous, embarrassing ) Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Linoleyumyum: /lin-OLE-ee-yum-yum/ Bart didn’t subscribe to the ‘5 second rule’, he considered anything that had been dropped on the floor by himself or others to be a delectable linoleyumyum however long it may have been laying there. Etymology: Blend of the words ‘linoleum’ and ‘yum yum’ Created by: Mustang.

Linoleyum: /lin ol ee yum/ When Frasier accidentally dropped something tasty on the floor, the floor automatically became a linoleyum. He dove to lick up the treat before the five second rule applied and could win gold medals for his efforts. Etymology: Linoleum (a floor covering) & Yum (an interjection that means delicious) Created by: Nosila.

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DEFINITION: v., To eat a strictly regulated diet in order to compensate for a complete lack of control when it comes to drinking. n., A smoker and drinker who becomes a vegan in order to “reverse the damage”.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dietchotomize: /Die-et-kot-o-mize/ Jennifer absolutely abhors the disgusting chemicals used in consumer products these days, especially if they can make her fat. Since cigarettes tend to keep her skinny and a steady influx of alcohol holds thoughts of dying alone at bay, however, she’s had to dietchotomize her lifestyle. Etymology: A combination of “diet” and “dichotomize.” Literally meaning to break one’s diet into two or more well-defined groups. Created by: ettutortilla.

Veganebriate: /vee gan ee bree ayt/ Marsha’s system to offset her drinking and smoking vices was to veganebriate herself. For each piece of lettuce, she would take a drink from her cocktail glass. This worked fine until the day in Mexico when she accidentally drank the worm in the tequila bottle… Etymology: Vegan (one whose strict diet consists of no animal or dairy foods) & Inebriate (a chronic drinker;become drunk or drink excessively) Created by: Nosila.

Habitulate: /ha-BIT-chew-layt/ Given her weakness for toxic substances, Miranda decide to habitulate on her diet, eating only ‘healthy’ foods in order to offset the damages done by drugs and alchohol. Etymology: Blend of the words ‘habit'(an acquired pattern of behavior that often occurs automatically) and ‘capitulate’ (v. to cease resisting : acquiesce) Created by: Mustang.

Vegannonlogical: /vegan non logical/ “Why are you eating that when clearly I am a vegan? Its not good for you!” She said holding a beer in her hand Etymology: vegan-non consumer of animal products

non- Not

logical- A reasonable explination Created by: kennedycomer.

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DEFINITION: v., To use a knife and fork to eat foods like hamburgers, pizza, or pigeon wings, which are customarily consumed using one’s hands. n., A person who is afraid to eat food touched by human hands.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Toolfool: /tool fool/ Ray Rachael was always peeved when Gordon toolfooled everything he ate, even when it was a liquid that should just be sipped Etymology: tool: utensil + fool (stupid, ignorant)
Created by: DrWebsterIII.

Implementill: /im plem ent ill/ George’s insistance on eating all his foods with a knife, spoon and/or fork was considered instrumentill by his friends. His phobia about not touching his food was especially painful to watch when he ate popcorn, chocolate bars and mixed nuts. Etymology: Implement (utensil,piece of equipment used as a means to an effect)&Ill (sick;not well;unfavourable;with disapproval) – WordPlay on instrumental (serving or acting as a means or aid) Created by: Nosila.

Utensilitis: /yew-ten-sil-EYE-tis/ Webster has an odd fixation his friends have labled utensilitis, wherein he feels compelled to use utensils to eat all manner of food to avoid eating anything touched by human hands, even his own. Etymology: Blend of ‘utensil’ and the suffix ‘itis’ (humorous – Used to form the names of various fictitious afflictions or diseases) Created by: Mustang.

Cutler: /KUTT-lurr/ Richard was such a cutler that he once tried to eat popcorn with a knife and fork when we went to the cinema. Etymology: cutlery – y, sounds like butler Created by: Discoveria.

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