DEFINITION: v., To drop food on the floor, then pick it up and eat it, before anyone else can say “it’s too dirty”. n., A tasty treat which has been accidentally dropped, then quickly salvaged and savored.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Smorgasfloorboard: /smȯr-gəs-flohr-bȯrd/ As a salesman, Ted practically lives in his car. Breakfast, lunch and often dinner are consumed behind the wheel. Ted is a strong believer in the 5-second (plus) rule. He looks at his car as a smorgasfloorboard. Etymology: smorgasbord (buffet-style food ) + floorboard (the floor of an automobile ) Created by: artr.
Appathetic: /ap pathetik/ Jenny slapped James wuth her Manolo Blanik’s exclaiming, ‘you’re so appathetic, you choose to eat food off the floor than drink champagne from my shoe!”
Etymology: appetizer (a small first course; food) + pathetic (ridiculous, embarrassing ) Created by: DrWebsterIII.
Linoleyumyum: /lin-OLE-ee-yum-yum/ Bart didn’t subscribe to the ‘5 second rule’, he considered anything that had been dropped on the floor by himself or others to be a delectable linoleyumyum however long it may have been laying there. Etymology: Blend of the words ‘linoleum’ and ‘yum yum’ Created by: Mustang.
Linoleyum: /lin ol ee yum/ When Frasier accidentally dropped something tasty on the floor, the floor automatically became a linoleyum. He dove to lick up the treat before the five second rule applied and could win gold medals for his efforts. Etymology: Linoleum (a floor covering) & Yum (an interjection that means delicious) Created by: Nosila.
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