Amy Sutherland Shamus Verbotomy

Amy Sutherland is the author of a great new book titled “What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love and Marriage“. In it she tells of her experience using exotic animal training techniques on her husband. After all, if they can train a seal to balance a ball on its nose, surely she could train her husband to pick up his socks. Well guess what? It worked! And hence the verb “shamu” was born. It means to “use animal training techniques on humans”, which exactly what Amy is going to do this week at Verbotomy.

Amy Sutherland (www.amysutherland.com), has offered a treat, or should I say a reward, for most creative player of week: A signed copy of her latest book: “What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love and Marriage”. We will be offering this prize the top player of week during our “Shamu Week”, which runs from May 19 – May 25, 2008.

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About What Shamu Taught Me

While observing exotic animal trainers for her acclaimed book Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched, journalist Amy Sutherland had an epiphany: What if she used these training techniques with the human animals in her own life–namely her dear husband, Scott?

The next time her forgetful husband stomped through the house in search of his mislaid car keys, she asked herself, “What would a dolphin trainer do?” The answer was: nothing. Trainers reward the behavior they want and, just as important, ignore the behavior they don’t. Rather than appease her mate’s rising temper by joining in the search, or fuel his temper by nagging him to keep better track of his things in the first place, Sutherland kept her mouth shut and her eyes on the dishes she was washing. In short order, Scott found his keys and regained his cool. “I felt like I should throw him a mackerel,” she writes. In time, as she put more training principles into action, she noticed that she became more optimistic and less judgmental, and their twelve-year marriage was better than ever.

What started as a goofy experiment had such good results that Sutherland began using the training techniques with all the people in her life, including her mother, her friends, her students, even the clerk at the post office. In the end, the biggest lesson she learned is that the only animal you can truly change is yourself.

Full of fun facts, fascinating insights, hilarious anecdotes, and practical tips, What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage describes Sutherland’s Alice-in-Wonderland experience of stumbling into a world where cheetahs walk nicely on leashes and elephants paint with watercolors, and of leaving a new, improved Homo sapiens.

About Amy Sutherland

Amy Sutherland is the author of Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched and Cookoff. Her articles have appeared in The New York Times, Los Angeles Times, and The Boston Globe. She has a master’s degree in journalism from Northwestern University. Her feature piece “What Shamu Taught Me About a Happy Marriage,” on which this book is based, was the most viewed and most e-mailed article of The New York Times online in 2006. Sutherland divides her time between Boston and Portland, Maine.

The winner will be chosen based on the final stats on the Verbotomy Weekly Author Ranking for the week starting on Monday May 19, 2008.

Official Stuff:

Prize: What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage: Lessons for People from Animals and Their Trainers (Hardcover) by Amy Sutherland (Author). (Approximate Retail Value $18.00 US.)
Contest Start Date: May 19, 2008 at 12:01:00 am EDT
Contest End Date: May 25, 2008 at 11:59:00 pm EDT

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Customerswervice swipes top spot from crassistant

DEFINITION: n. A cashier or customer service representative who is so busy chatting with their friends or coworkers that they ignore their customers. v. To be serviced by a very annoying customer service representative.

Can't you see I'm busy!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Customerswervice: /cus-tum-ur-swurv-iss/ Customerswervice was so bad that I couldn’t even make eye contact with the cashier let alone pay for my purchases. Etymology: customer service + swerve Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Customerswervice:

Mustang, 2008-05-13: 20:24:00
They also swerve who only fail to wait on us. Good one.

Crassistant: /krass issss tant/ The crassistant finally gave her the attention she had been trying to attract for the previous twenty minutes. In less than one minute he managed to detatch the barbecue tongs from what was left of his manhood, gift wrap it and hand it to her with such a dazzling smile that she didn’t carry out plan b after all. she left the store, dropping the garlic crush on the floor as she walked out. Etymology: assistant, crass Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Crassistant:

didsbury, 2008-05-13: 13:53:00
Great word gww!

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-13: 15:37:00
She didn’t give him much choice as she had him in a eunique position. Just lucky she didn’t threaten him with a castrato iron fry pan

Tigger, 2008-05-13: 17:45:00
…or the dreaded brissket pan. Excellent word — great sentence too. Girl’s got attitude!

Nosila, 2008-05-13: 23:28:00
Sometimes, you’ve just gotta grab their attention…

Custymied: /Cus-time-eed/ Jackie couldn’t believe how poor service was in the UK compared to the states. She was sick of being custymied by surly shop assistants. Bring on the flight back to LA! Etymology: Customer – buyer, client;
stymied – obstructed, blocked Created by: Rutilus.

Comments on Custymied:

Mustang, 2008-05-13: 20:26:00
Excellent blend.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-15: 06:36:00
very nice

Clashier: /cla-sheer/ Most customer dissatisfaction is caused by confrontational clashiers who hate their jobs and looking for a fight. Etymology: clash + cashier Created by: Stevenson0.

Comments on Clashier:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-13: 13:10:00
which begs the Clash question “Should I Stay or Should I Go?”

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative,

James

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-13: 00:01:22

Today’s definition was suggested by TJayzz. Thank you TJayzz. ~ James

Tigger’s all-night brainstorming leads to dinsomnia

DEFINITION: n. Strange sounds that keep you awake in the middle of the night. v. To lie in bed unable to sleep because you keep hearing weird sounds.

What's that dripping sound?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dinsomnia: /-din-SOM-nee-uh-/ Lying in bed and staring toward the ceiling, Michelle sighed again, kept awake by the dinsomnia that had plagued her every night this week. There were the ‘creekity-creeks’ that Jack had explained were just the roof beams contracting in the cooler evenings, the ‘tick, tick, tick, hiss’ of the hot water pipes, the faint ‘thump, thump, thump’ of the refrigerator in the kitchen, and the ‘drip, drip’ of the leaky bathroom faucet. But what on earth was that ‘clankety, clank’ noise that sounded like it was coming from the attic? It didn’t fit in with the familiar nighttime rhythm, and Michelle winced every time she heard it. Etymology: Din – sound with clamor or persistent repetition (from Old English, dyne “loud noise”) + Insomnia – an inability to sleep; chronic sleeplessness (Latin, insomnia “want of sleep” from in- “not” + somnus “sleep”) Created by: Tigger.

Comments on Dinsomnia:

Nosila, 2008-05-12: 02:13:00
Great minds think alike…? Or is it fools seldom differ????

Tigger, 2008-05-12: 02:37:00
So the saying goes, but to our mutual credit, I’d like to think that I’m a unique sort of fool. You decide.

galwaywegian, 2008-05-12: 12:00:00
had to give you a vote each in the interests of fairness.

Nosila, 2008-05-12: 19:26:00
Too kind, galwaywegian, thanks!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-13: 07:26:00
Clever blend!

Knockturnalnozees: /nok-tur-nal-no-zees/ Once again I stumbled out of bed, blurry eyed and sleepless after all the racket from the knockturnalnozees. Etymology: nocturnal + noise + knock + no zzzs Created by: Jabberwocky.

Comments on Knockturnalnozees:

Mustang, 2008-05-12: 23:08:00
Clever blend. Great verboticism

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-13: 07:20:00
Covers the whole gamut.

Slumberrupt: /Slum-ber-rup-t/ The annoying drip drip drip of that loose tap had left Kelly slumberrupted for days. Was it really that difficult to find a decent plumber in this town?! Etymology: Slumber – sleep; interrupt – to stop/delay Created by: Rutilus.

Comments on Slumberrupt:

Mustang, 2008-05-12: 23:09:00
Excellent!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-13: 07:24:00
Yep, good word!

Soundawake: /Sownd-a-wayk/ No wonder Mary was soundawake, it as all her own fault for hearing spooky noises in the middle of the night. She vowed never to watch horror films when she was alone ever again. Etymology: Sound (Virbrations sensed by the ear) Awake (Not asleep, past-awoken) Opposite of sound asleep Created by: TJayzz.

Comments on Soundawake:

Tigger, 2008-05-13: 01:21:00
I liked this one. The only problem – if you don’t immdiately catch the underlying connection to ‘sound-asleep’ it seems like an overly-simple response to the definition, (i.e. it may seem, at first, like you picked 2 words from the definition and stuck them together). Gets my vote though, for the clever double-meaning wordplay.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-13: 07:19:00
How true! Reminds me of a fairly recent film, “Eyes Wide Shut”. Excellent word!

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative,

James

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The child of mambition finally satisfies mother by winning word of the day

DEFINITION: v. To be offered regular encouragement, unwavering support and subtle but unrelenting criticism based on the worry that you may not be realizing your “full potential”. n. The helpful but sometimes annoying advice given by a mother to a child.

You're perfect, but you just don't listen!

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Mambition: /mahm-bishun/ I know that you want me to go to Law School Mom, you have reminded me on a regular basis for 15 years! Okay, you only want the best for me but your mambition is getting out of control. Etymology: Combination of Mam (Northern English for Mother) and ambition. See also: dadmonishment. Created by: didsbury.

Comments on Mambition:

galwaywegian, 2008-05-09: 06:22:00
Nice one didsbury.

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-09: 09:32:00
I like too: good word.

Nosila, 2008-05-09: 21:40:00
good one…it should make us all mambitious!

Matrichide: /māt’rÄ­-chÄ«d’/ “…and if you had only taken my advice and gone to law school,” Myrtle continued to matrichide, “you could afford a decent suit and you wouldn’t have to wear that awful green jacket.” Etymology: ‘matri,’ < L, comb. form of māter: mother; 'chide,'to express disapproval of; scold; reproach, Origin: bef. 1000; ME chiden, OE cÄ«dan; matricide, the act of killing one's mother, from Fr. matricide, from L. matricida "mother-killer," and matricidium "mother-killing," from mater "mother" + -cida "killer," and -cidium "a killing," from cadere "to slay" Created by: stache.

Comments on Matrichide:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-09: 14:15:00
great word

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-11: 18:35:00
excellent.

Mumtor: /mum-tor/ Jim’s mother took it upon herself to mumtor him in all aspects of his life. Etymology: mum + mentor Created by: Stevenson0.

Admomish: /ad mom ish/ Mamma Mia, there you go again my, my, I know you can’t resist it.
Mamma Mia, does it show again my, my just how much you admomish me?
Yes, you’ve been brokenhearted, blue since the day I started. Why why, will you never let me go?
Mamma Mia, even if I say bye, bye, leave me alone now and forever.
Mamma Mia,it’s a game we play,bye, bye,
doesn’t mean I’m clever.

Just one look and I can see my many slips.
You’re a travel agent for all my guilt trips. Whoa oa…

Mamma Mia…..

Happy Mother’s Day! Etymology: Admonish (a firm rebuke or an act or expression of criticism and censure) & Mom (Mamma Mia, Mutter,Mere,Mama,Madre, Mater,Mommy Dearest, Mammy,Mumsy,Mummy,Ma, Mother: a woman who has a child) Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Admomish:

galwaywegian, 2008-05-09: 07:14:00
way too much time on your hands! I’ll nevr be able to hear the original again without thinking of the travel agent for guilt trips. well done again!

Nosila, 2008-05-10: 00:27:00
2 much time?: Let’s see ft job; plus own a business;have kids & pets;look glamourous 24-7 and have the computer from midnight to 1:00 am: priceless!
Cheers, love ABBA and love from Mothers everywhere!

Mustang, 2008-05-10: 02:44:00
Made me think of my mom…and I smiled.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative,

James

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Definition Comments:

Verbotomy2008-05-09: 00:01:00

Today’s definition was suggested by my mother. And of course, I always follow her advice! Happy Mother’s Day! ~ James

Dr.Seemore’s fauxcuss is a little bit off

DEFINITION: v. To use alternative “code words” instead of proper cuss words, in an effort to satisfy people offended by such vulgarisms. n. A word used as a replacement for an obscene or profane expletive.

What did you just call me?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Fauxcuss: /fo kuss/ Dr.Seemore Glasses was an optometrist and normally a man of vision. Born a Presbyopic, he’d rather ride the cataracts than attend Church or Temple. He was short-sighted in one aspect: he was afraid to make a spectacle of himself in front of his clients. Although it sounded cornea, he hated to swear in front of them. He would tell them he needed to fauxcuss, when they did or said something stupid. One fellow kept making an astigmatism of himself, so Dr. Seemore stopped seeing him, before their macular degenerated anymore. Through his contacts, the doctor also teaches at the university and lens his experience to the newbies. Unfortunately, the boring nature of eye topics often made his pupils dilate. One day he fauxcussed on his lovely assistant, Iris,who he claimed was untidy, blind to messes and kept their office like a sty. She in turn accused Dr. Seemore of ogling her. Although it later turned out that she was bipolarized and also binocular, she pressed charges. As the police led away the good Dr.Seemore, he was heard to yell, “I’ve been framed!” Etymology: Faux (not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article) & Cuss (profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger;utter obscenities or profanities)

Created by: Nosila.

Comments on Fauxcuss:

Mustang, 2008-05-08: 07:45:00
Good word!

galwaywegian, 2008-05-08: 12:13:00
best word this month!!

pieceof314, 2008-05-08: 14:05:00
The story alone is worth a vote!

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-08: 14:22:00
wow – so many good words today

Tigger, 2008-05-08: 18:59:00
Spot on – Love it!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-08: 19:35:00
Excellent.

arrrteest, 2008-05-08: 22:39:00
My fave

Nosila, 2008-05-08: 23:09:00
I’d like to thank the members of the Academy…Cheers All!

Smutstitute: /smut-stih-toot/ Because I work in a kindergarten I maintein a constant cuss diet and will resort to using smutstitute words when I am really gee-golly ticked off at some wing-nut. Though I’d reaally like to tell them to go fudge themselves!! Etymology: smut + substitute Created by: libertybelle.

Comments on Smutstitute:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-08: 14:24:00
nice

Tigger, 2008-05-08: 18:57:00
Perfect!

Mustang, 2008-05-08: 19:20:00
Excellent!

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-08: 19:34:00
Great word.

Allewd: /al – LOOD/ Cyrus had a coding system wherein he would use substitute words to allewd to words of graphic or vulgar nature. Etymology: Play on the words allude and lewd… to refer to indirectly with couched obscenity. Created by: Mustang.

Comments on Allewd:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-08: 14:21:00
clever

OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-08: 19:38:00
Clever and interesting blend

Nosila, 2008-05-08: 23:15:00
Good one…he would allewd alloud allot!

Ooophemism: /ooooooo fem iz em/ They used several ooophemisms including a poophemism, some brewphemisms and several screwphemisms. Etymology: oooooooh, euphemism Created by: galwaywegian.

Comments on Ooophemism:

Jabberwocky, 2008-05-08: 14:20:00
oooooooh – love it

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:

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Be Creative,

James

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