It’s for you. Tell them you’re busy.

DEFINITION: To instinctively answer your cell phone ring, even when caught in a somewhat compromising position.

It's for you. Tell them you're busy.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Ringstinct: /ring-stinct/ Jill interrupted a passionate kiss as her ringstinct kicked in, fumbling for the phone, she tells her man to hold the thought and they can resume the kiss as soon as she gets off the phone. Etymology: ring/instinct Created by: toadstool57.

Reflexcellegy: /ree-flex-sell-e-gee/ Her reflexcellegy was so finely tuned that she would respond to ringtones under any circumstances, even when scuba diving Etymology: reflex + cell + reflexology (practice of stimulating nerves on the feet, hands and ears) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Ringdrone: /ring-drohn/ “Yes Master” the ringdrone responded to his cell phone Etymology: ring tone + drone Created by: Stevenson0.

Technobliged: /tÄ•k’nÉ™-blÄ«-jd’/ despite my incapacitated state, the presence of my fully charged cell phone made me technobliged to answer. What if someone needed help…? I was technobligated, at the very least, to provide some minimal assistance… given my access to communication. Etymology: technology + obligate (To bind, compel, or constrain by a social, legal, or moral tie. etc. etc.) Created by: zrotv.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=call

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James

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What do you mean, you’re not coming?

DEFINITION: The moment of awareness when you realize that have you made a huge mistake on a big project, and will have to start all over again, from the very beginning.

What do you mean, you're not coming?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Stunveilment: /stun-vale-ment/ She was in a complete state of shock when she realized the most important element of her dream wedding was missing – her shoes! Etymology: unveilment (revelation) + stun (shock) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Apocalapse: /apok-a-laps/ He was running his best 10k ever when he suddenly realized he wasn’t really ahead of the pack but in the wrong race Etymology: apocalypse + lapse Created by: Stevenson0.

Inshite: /inch eyet/ her sudden burst of inshite was extremely painful to her, as was her mother’s dose of itoldusoitis which came at almost exactly the same time. Etymology: insight, in shite! Created by: galwaywegian.

Eslipphany: /ee-slip-fanny/ It was a major eslipphany when the fax machine ate the document that he was supposed to be scanning Etymology: epiphany + slip Created by: porsche.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=restart

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James

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Are you just browsing?

DEFINITION: An overbearing or pushy salesperson who makes you want to leave a store rather than look around and buy something.

Are you just browsing?

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Commissionary: /com-mission-ary/ David is a blood thirsty commissionary, attacking any unsuspecting customer that might stroll into his section at the electonics store. His tactics are ruthless, just to make the “sale” and get the commission. Etymology: commission/missionary, as in propagator of religion or a relentless soldier Created by: toadstool57.

Peddlerpushers: /ped-lur-push-urs/ Our local video store is full of peddlerpushers who sneak up behind you when you’re deep in thought and then shadow you relentlessly as you peruse the movie selection Etymology: peddler + pusher + pedal pushers Created by: Jabberwocky.

Floorstalker: /floor-stalk-er/ Commissioned salespeople are licensed floorstalkers who creep me out of the store. Etymology: floorwalker + stalker Created by: Stevenson0.

Shopcreeper: /Shawp-kreep-err/ That shopcreeper was pushing me way too much. I grabbed that stupid block of cheese he was trying to sell me and shoved it right in his mouth. He now sells basketballs because he knows no one can stuff those in his mouth… I proved him wrong. Etymology: Shopkeeper (owner of a shop that sells goods) + creep (an annoying and detestable person) Created by: ziggy41.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=clerk

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James

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I’ll hide these Alligator Pumps with the Crocs

DEFINITION: To find something you really want in a shop, but then, since you cannot buy it immediately, to hide it so that no one else will get it.

I'll hide these Alligator Pumps with the Crocs

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Dresspionage: /dress-pee-on-aj/ Sally was so desperate to buy the last prom dress in her size that she had to use a little dresspionage and hide it under some pilate’s balls until she could come back and purchase it. Etymology: espionage + dress Created by: Jabberwocky.

Stashandcarry: /stash-and-kare-ee/ Wendy was an expert at stashandcarry, so much so that she could not find that great shirt she secreted away amongst the fishing tackle. Etymology: cash-and-carry, stash Created by: purpleartichokes.

Consumouflage: /consumouflage/ I perfectly consumouflaged that secret-super-comic behind those nobody-wants-them-anyway-comics. Etymology: consume + camouflage = consumouflage. Created by: jonobo.

Sabostash: /saa-bow-stash/ Caroline knew Jill had been eyeing the size 9 dress as well, so she sabostashed it in with the men’s suits. Etymology: Sabotage + stash To sabotage someone else’s buying opportunity by stashing an item until you can purchase it Created by: speechie.

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to:
https://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=pumps

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James

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The Petaj Splinterview

James chats with Petaj, winner of the inaugural Verbotomy Cup

James: Congratulations on your win! You are the very first player ever to win a Verbotomy Cup! Here are the final stats: https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomists.php?week=2007-04-23

Petaj: I was so excited to win the inaugural Verbotomy Cup. Keeping track of my lead over the days led to a bit of clixation. Anyone would think I had refretish.

James: I don’t doubt that at all… Have you decided which Veroboticism you want printed on your Verbotmy Cup?

Petaj: A couple have asked which verbotomy I’ll choose to have on the cup, so I’ve given it some thought. Since “Insultant” was such a popular choice and it’s from last week I think it had better have the honours.

Petaj's Verbtomy Cup

James: Yes, that would be terrific, or perhaps even terrfiying, at the office.

Petaj: I’m looking forward to trading in my old mug at work.

James: And speaking of work, we recently posted another one of your definitions, which happens to be office-related.

DEFINITION: To create an illusion of busyness so that your co-workers, and most importantly your boss, never realize that you have absolutely nothing to do.
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It's all strategic positioning.

Petaj: Thanks very much.

James: So what do you do?

Petaj: I’m a systems librarian.

James: Wow! No wonder you’re so smart. Do you think that Verbotomy is helping you sharpen your creative thinking skills?

Petaj: I spend quite a bit of time looking at ways to be innovative with technology in delivering library and information services. Verbotomy is exercise for the brain.

James: Dan Pink would love to hear you say that!

Petaj: And I think it helps me with cryptic crosswords too.

James: Yes, it’s a word game! By the way, I see that your have created over 100 Verboticisms. Congratulations.

Petaj: Thanks very much.

James: So let me ask you a question about creativity. How do you come up with your words?

Petaj: Sometimes they just pop into my head, but more often I come up with 2 or 3 possibilities and then play around with them using a thesaurus.

James: Creative play with verbotomizing thesaurus! So that’s the secret! Does it work every time?

Petaj: Occasionally I just can’t come up with anything I like.

James: Like when?

Petaj: For example, ” vehiciouscircle” which I didn’t think would rate at all

James: That was a number one word-of-the-day, wasn’t it?

Petaj: Topped the votes for that day.

James: Yes, it’s funny how hard it is to judge your own creative work. One of the reasons I think that your words are so highly-rated, is that you always create a great story to go with your verboticisms. Where do you get your inspirations these stories? Is it from people you see at work or at home?

Petaj: I’m not sure I’m all that astute an observer, but I don’t usually base my stories on anyone in particular. I just let my imagination take over.

James: Really? Not based on true life? What about your famous dish-duty definition?

DEFINITION: A discussion among family members, or room mates, which often turns into a full-blown yelling match, and which seems to occur every night whenever it’s time to do the dishes.
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But they're not my dishes!

Petaj: Although my definition for fighting over the dish duties was inspired by real life debates over the dishwasher — they have never degenerated into browls!

James: Obviously, you are very a creative writer. Is this something that has always come naturally to you?

Petaj: I enjoyed creative writing years ago at school, but this is the only place I do it now.

James: What role do you think that the community of plays in the creative process.

Petaj: Absolutely. I think participating in a community like this gets the brain juices pumping. It’s a workout for the brain. And on a more pragmatic level, when I’m feeling a bit stuck, checking out what the other players have already created will give me a clue or two for consulting the thesaurus.

James: Are your fellow verbotomists helping you create your ideas?

Petaj: I particularly like it when players take the definition on a completely different tangent to the way I was thinking. It’s much more challenging. I have a few favourites. Purpleartichokes and Jabberwocky can be relied on to come up with some excellent words.

James: Yes they are wonderful writers. How do you decide which word to vote for?

Petaj: I like to wait for a good number of entries before I vote, and I like to see all of the entries not just ones in a single verbroom. So when the community is being very creative, I get clixation trying to view as many words as possible.

James: I know what you mean, I’m getting the feeling that you’re going to make a suggestion…

Petaj: Yes, if all the words for a single day could be displayed randomly on one page (like a tag cloud, but without the weighting of course) that would make it much easier.

James: I love the tag cloud idea. It would be so cool. It may take a bit of time to develop it thoufgh… However, right now we do have a page that lists every word of the day in alphabetical order. Go to Verbotocracy: Today and select open. It will list every word of the day in alphabetical order. See:

https://www.verbotomy.com/verbotocractics.php

Now this page doesn’t show the sentences. If you want to see a complete listing with the details go to Verboticism RSS page. To get to is click on the RSS clicklet at the bottom of the Verboticism page. You can see the RSS output page here:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/verboticisms

James: Any other suggestions?

Petaj: These splinterviews seem like a great way to feature players and don’t always have to be from a weekly winner.

James: Good idea. We’ll see if we can get more people involved. Thanks for participating in this splinterview.

Petaj: Thanks for the great game. It has generated a nice community of players.