Category: Verbotomy

DEFINITION: The unpleasant physical and/or psychological effects, which occur after watching the entire season of a TV show, non-stop on DVD.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Episodomy: /ep-i-SOD-o-mee/ Buffy felt slayed and not a little lost. She also had a sore derriere from sitting on the sofa watching the entire season of Fawlty Towers without getting up. She had a bad case of episodomy. Etymology: episode (a part of television series) + Sodom (a city well known for vice and corruption especially of a certain kind likely to cause psychological unpleasantness and/or a sore butt) Created by: petaj.

Schizoscreenia: /skit-so-scree-nee-ah/ Long after Eric had finished watching Star Trek, he could still hear Captain Kirk’s voice in his head. His friends deduced he must be suffering from schizoscreenia. Etymology: schizophrenia + screen Created by: pinwheel.

Gomerpiles: /go-mer-pyles/ After watching the complete boxed set of the Andy Griffith Show and Andy of Mayberry, they both developed serious gomerpiles Etymology: Gomer Pyle (character in the TV series) + piles (Hemorrhoids caused by sitting too long) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Sitblitzed: /sit-blitsd/ After watching 14 hours of ‘Friends’ non-stop, he was suffering from all the telltale signs of sitblitz; brainblurts, Simpsonized sayings, a Fred Flintstoned look, Gomerpiles and most unusual and funny walks. No doubt he was totally sitblitzed. Etymology: sit-com + sitting + blitzed Created by: Stevenson0.

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DEFINITION: A specialized inability, or area of “chosen incompetency”, based on an individual’s need to avoid certain unpleasant tasks.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Conchoreshun: /con-chor-shun/ Conchoreshun is the ability to snake around undesirable tasks in a seemingly innocent manner Etymology: contort + chore + shun Created by: Jabberwocky.

Incompretence: /In-com-pree-tense/ Jack’s incompretence fooled everyone except his mother, who was not convinced by his excuse that he could play tennis left-handed instead of taking out the trash. Etymology: Incompetence + pretence Created by: Discoveria.

Protaskination: /proh-task-tuh-ney-shun/ Protaskination always overtakes me when it is time to clean the toilet and change the cat litter. Etymology: procrastination + task Created by: Stevenson0.

Skillusion: /skill-oo-zhun/ My son is a master at the art of skillusion. His latest task evasion tactic was to weedwhack all my violetto artichoke plants, claiming he thought they were just giant thistles, which, of course, they are. Etymology: skill, illusion Created by: purpleartichokes.

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DEFINITION: To engage in an emotional debate over the small, yet somehow surprisingly important details in a simple game.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Scrapple: /skra-pull/ Despite the fact that the points were as useless as tits on a bull, Bulletchewer and Jabberwocky scrappled over the nuances of Stevenson0’s Verbotocism. In the meantime, Purpleartichoke’s word languished, garnering nothing more than a passing glance. Etymology: Scrabble – the word game; Scrap – an argument; Scrap – a small detail; Scrapple – A Pennsylvania Dutch meat product made from cornmeal mush mixed with normally discarded pork scraps, onions, and spices. Created by: purpleartichokes.

Monopolemics: /mono-pole-em-ix/ Boardgames were just an excuse for us to engage in monopolemics Etymology: monopoly (popular board game) + polemics (art or practice of controversy) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Parcheeseoff: /par-cheese-off/ Bill, how often gets overly competitive in games, usually starts to parcheeseoff the other players within the first rounds of the game. Etymology: Parcheesi (a game) + cheese off (annoy) Created by: jedijawa.

Protoclash: /proh-tuh-klash/ Because of his competitive nature, a protoclash would undoubtably occur if the score was not in his favour. Etymology: protocol (rules) + clash Created by: Stevenson0.

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DEFINITION: The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Knivesinwhitesatin: /nyves-in-wyte-satin/ The discovery of the tryst sent her into a state of knivesinwhitesatin hopefully “never reaching the end” Etymology: knives (the kind that in literature come flying out of ones eyes) + Knights in White Satin (Moody Blues) Created by: Jabberwocky.

Betraythed: /bee-tray-thed/ she went from betrothed to betraythed in record time Etymology: betrayed, betrothed Created by: rikboyee.

Marrage: /mer-rage/ On finding her new husband and the maid of honour, she went into a state of marrage throwing and breaking everything she could get her hands on. Etymology: marriage + rage Created by: Stevenson0.

Apesheet: /APE-sheet/ When Sheila walked in and discovered her new groom and her maid of honor entangled in the satin sheets given as a wedding present by her grandmother, she went absolutely apesheet! Etymology: wasn’t this scene from “The Godfather”? Created by: Alchemist.

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DEFINITION: A sudden, uncontrollable desire to eat something fast, usually occurs at bedtime.

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Nappetite: /nap-ah-tight/ everytime his head hit the pillow his nappetite would kick in Etymology: nap, appetite Created by: rikboyee.

Moonchies: /moon-cheez/ He had an attack of the full moonchies, that irresistible urge to chow down and send himself to dreamland on a full stomach. Etymology: moon + munchies Created by: Stevenson0.

Boltdozer: /bowlt-dozer/ As soon as dusk fell he became a boltdozer, wolfing down any junk food in sight – he eventually married a short order chef Etymology: bolt (to eat hurriedly) + dozer (sleeper)also refers to bulldozer Created by: Jabberwocky.

Nightstoker: /nye-t-stoker/ He kept it hidden by day but he became the nightstoker at bedtime. Etymology: night stalker + stoke (feed) Created by: porsche.

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