Funishment: I thought you’d want a head on a platter

DEFINITION: n. A punishment which does not fit crime. v. To assign a punishment which is bizarrely inappropriate, and seems totally unrelated to the crime which has been committed.

I thought you'd want a head on a platter

VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Funishment: /fənishmənt/ When the starlet got caught for the fifth time her funishment was very severe. She was sentenced to 30 days in frizzon — that’s right, she was locked up in a place that didn’t have proper hair products. She could do nothing but throw on a scarf, dark sunglasses and steer clear of places where paparazzi might catch a glimpse. Etymology: fun (enjoyment, amusement, or lighthearted pleasure) + punishment (the infliction or imposition of a penalty as retribution for an offense) Created by: artr.

Comments on Funishment:

galwaywegian, 2010-09-17: 08:16:00
was just about to write that down 🙂

Nonsentence: /nohn sen tensss/ the judge told the pervert that he would have to wash miss jones’ underwear for a year. complete and utter nonsentence Etymology: sentence, nonsense Created by: galwaywegian.

Ojsimpsoned: /o.j. simpsoned/ o my gosh, I was so o.j. simpsoned for dating becky’s mom. Etymology: o.j. simpson Created by: whazat29.

Higohoamercement: /(Hig-o-homər-smənt);Hig-hi-hoa-merce-ment/ John was sentenced to pay a fine of fifteen thousand dollars for speeding; however the judge ruled this higōhōamercement as unconstitutional. Etymology: Orgin:Higōhō(Japanese romaji), adjectival noun. Illegal; Unlawful.

Amercement, noun. To punish by a fine whose amount is fixed by the court.
Created by: RightOnTheWin.

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