DEFINITION: v. To expire, pass away or kick the bucket while at the office; often occurs when someone is overworked, underpaid, and desperately trying to hang on for a full pension. n. A person who has been suddenly, and permanently, terminated while a work.
VERBOTICISMS: (Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)
Deadicated: /dedikÄtid/ Everybody thought Bob was a dedicated worker. He was in his office when people arrived in the morning and there when they left. Last week they discovered that he was a deadicated, desiccated worker. His bosses now have the difficult task of determining just when he passed away and how much pay should be retrieved from his estate. Etymology: dead (no longer alive) + dedicated (devote time, effort, or oneself to a particular task or purpose) Created by: artr.
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galwaywegian, 2010-10-12: 06:43:00
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Tombinate: /toom in ayt/ Overworked and stressed, Bob finally had enough one day and collapsed at his desk. The EMT’s were unable to save him, so he expired while on the clock. Bob had worked at the company for over 30 years until he decided to tombinate his employment. Bob sold life insurance, his specialty was sudden death cases. But sadly this underwriter is now in the underworld. Etymology: Tomb (a place for the burial of a corpse) & Terminate (bring to an end or halt;concluding the employment of) Created by: Nosila.
Deskeased: /desk eeeeee st/ They had to break the deskeaced’s legs to get him out of the chair. Seems he had died six months previously but the a/c was so cold it froze his ass to the chair. Etymology: deceased Created by: galwaywegian.
Employcroakment: /emm-ploy-croke-ment/ Troy knew that employcroakment was in his future, so he made sure that he always wore clean underwear to work. Etymology: employment + croak Created by: remistram.
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